RYAN ADAMS IS A FUCKING CREEP AND AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT! So, let it be known, the boys at Sultan's are in no way endorsing his fuckery. mmk? mmk. A lot of Boner talk in here. You know, Kirk Cameron's character's best friend in growing pains? C'mon, get your head out of gutter. A lot of creeps, weenie-ass slime-balls out there folks. Better get your yeti on, stay frosty!

32. Do you still love me?

Here es lergrn. jerky-learning. Veni-speak. Once again. Acid reflux and poutine. Liquor Lyle's is no longer a thing. It just isn't. It's over people. And you gotta move on baby. A random Maia Baldauf check in. Hope things are great girl. Husker du, the replacements and all that nonsense. I... I... I've got nothing... Enjoy snippets from the most underrated band EVER! HE IS LEGEND!

33. Dicephalous

Minneapolis has-beens, hammy singers and sweet sweet bourbon on this swedenborgske ROMP! THROW A BIRD ON IT!

34. The Moth

SPEED ROUND! Nate and Ryan go through a whirlwind of rompers. Everything from Eric Clapton overcompensating for his... manhood... to THUNDER IN ROCK! Slappers from bands like "FIST," "CACTUS," and a whole lotta peepus tunes. With nothing but Goofy Movie residuals to fall back on, you can only go up from there!

35. It's in the way that you use it

Whole lotta gripes. A couple serial gripe-ists. Followed by 50 DAMN MINUTES ON KARAOKE. Thats right, KARAOKE. Might want to skip this one. Dr. Peppers too rich for my blood. Just give me a Faygo like a friggin' juggalo. ICP FOR LIFE!

36. Let Go

37. Cold to see clear

Drinking at work like Don Draper. But why stop there? Why not DO HEROIN AT WORK!? RIGHT!? Todays episode brought to you with the special help of Josiah Norton. Illustrator, Animator, graphic artist and resident smart ass.

38. JOSI-SODE 1: Together, Alone

THERE IS NO ELITE! Is that a better lyric than, "Mute this tumor?" Bully's can suck a chode-y donkey shlongs. Have fun in prison Derrick Chauvin. I hope you never get out, hooah?

Back in the saddle with THE coze-away, Josiah Norton.

39. JOSI-SODE 2: Driver's Seat

The Sultan's GO TO THE MOVIES! Weird trump beating scenarios. Fred durst wanna-be's. Scripted shows and bummer yelp reviews. RAWK!

40. JOSI-SODE 3: Brooks Was Here

"HERE I AM!" ...you ever hear that one? Lotta Luke Bryant talk here. American Idol fan-boys. Fiddle farkin around. Video game music and sitch. THE musical satisfaction of David Bazan, like how the kids like watching the DVD sign hitting the corner perfectly! uggggggghhhhhh...

41. Eating Paper

SLUGS! Everything coming up slugs. Just nothing but conversations about slugs. And let me tell ya, there's a lot of meat on that spare rib!

42. Not the Sun

JUST. STRAIGHT. GOOD. TUNES. BRAH. SHAKA!

43. My Father's Gun

Rest In Peace Preston. I love ya buddy. Would never be able to forget you bud. Rest In Peace Grandma. So very glad you aren't suffering anymore.

Anywho, enough sad things. Sorry guys.

Hollywood shitting on hunters AND shitting the bed on the minutiae of firearms. ITS DEM GOT-DAMN COSTAL ELITES! Nevermind the entire world being on fire, AM I RIGHT!? Real bummer in this one. Ry's having a shit year.

51. I Can Feel a Hot One

LRB Evangelists here. Writing checks that our monkey business CAN cash! And you can take that to the bank. Along with a primo set of truck balls. Ford v. Chevy talk. Endless Shinfo...just...oodles of it.

60. In the Stone

65. Rainbow in the Dark

A diet slap. A real bud light of an episode.

71. JOSI-SODE 12: Take me where your heart is

Dude, quit talking about your John bag. Especially around your mom. Zero class in this episode.

73. Teenage Dirtbag (with special guest Mike Hess, of Great Lakes Barber Shop)

Brought to you by the Disney Channel. ahhhhh-whink! ;)

81. Someday I'll Be Gone

85. JOSI-SODE 18: Civillian

88. PLAYGOD

Look up that word, "pusillanimous." Just do it.

93. AFTER HOURS: The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous

You ever see the movie Belly? DMX, NAS, Mike and I were living it.

96. Pusherman (With Mike Hess of Great Lakes Barber Shop)

97. Fantasy File

Two Words: Chicken Pussy...think about it. Is it enticing?

98. This House

99. SUNDAY MORNING SLAPPERS: America (You're Freaking Me Out)

OHHHHH YEAHHHHH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE!

100. Hocus Pocus, 100th EPISODE!

101. Whenever You're On My Mind

Originally recorded 8.18

Ryan's goin through some shit, been neglecting the podcast. Flog him.

102. SUNDAY MORNING SLAPPERS: Hang you from the heavens

More like revenge of the not so stinkers... Some of these tunes actually slap, HARD!

103. REVENGE OF THE STINKERS: Escape from Miami

buga boo bay, titty titty bay

end of the sultans year

lot of rundgren in this one

104. END OF THE YEAR REVIEW: Trapped

(originally recorded oct 24th 2022)

Holy toledo batman, Ryan's been neglecting this podcast like a middle child. The episode might shed some light as to why. But who cares

A ton of technical difficulties in this one. Bare with us.

105. Helena

Ryan and Nate discuss the possible slappy-ness of the song "Nutbush City Limits" by Bob Seger. Originally written by Tina turner. The validity of Bob Seger And "The Sails of Charon" by the Scorpions. Also touched on in this episode, The Big Green, Bushwhacked, and surprisingly David Lee Roth-esque squeaker screams. Come join us on our never ending endeavor of creating a Jurassic Park full of slappers!

1. Nutbush City Limits

Double your pleasure, double the fun! In this romper, Ryan and Nate go all in for our first double feature. We spend some time in the gripe corner. There's talks of dogs, ergonomic chairs and all out HECK SCAPES in this power train to bebop. ALL ABOARD!!!

6. Double Feature: The King of Wishful Thinking

Trolls, the Illuminati and Kim Mitchel. All covered (or uncovered), thanks to the archeological digging of schlapp in this episode my dude! Only the most decent of decent bar food and booger sugar in this dojo. But hey, nobody hurts and nobody cries, so...might as well go for a soda.

9. Go For a Soda

Making up for lost time. Figured we'd play a little catch up on account of being tardy on episodes. So you get two in a day! BE HAPPY! ITS THE HOLIDAYS! Geez. Zero zazz today. Ryan gets to chat with Nates wife wags on her and ty's Bachelor Bracket. skip this one DOOD. It be lame.

23. Island

WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL ONE FOR YOU GUYS! While in the middle of recording a normal episode with our good bud Shane Ochsner (Everything in Slow Motion), we ended up getting... a little carried away... SO, we decided to split em up. BIG OL' CIRCLE JERK IN THIS ONE GUYS! Just good friends, beers and tunes. We go over Shane's new record "Influence." So, let me get you off on something...

28. Influence PT1 (with special guest, Shane Ochsner, Everything In Slow Motion, Hands)

Part 2 of this Dude fest with our main dude, Shane Ochsner of Everything in Slow Motion. Nothing left to say except, light a fire in daddy's bingo bonker! Lets do this!

29. Work PT2 (with special guest, Shane Ochsner, Everything in Slow Motion, Hands)

Ryan Menghini and Nate Washburn are on the ultimate quest to unearth the paramount slapper! Each week, the duo elects and appraises a pair of songs determining their eligibility in the Compendium of Slap.

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