"It's like I've lost control of my left foot. It just won't stop tapping. And my neck! It hasn't moved this much since Ministry at Lolla '92!"

"Is that 10/8? Or 5/4? It must be 10/8 right? Or maybe 10/4? That's it, its 10/4. Gotta be. No, don't shake your head at me, my great grandmother studied piano at the Conservatory of Lyon. I know these things. My father was a musician too. He spent the years before my birth on a tour of the east coast with his band. He once told me..."

"Is that Chemical Brothers? Or the Prodigy? That technical electronical music stuff... I'm an old-school rocker, you know that. Doobie Brothers, Steely Dan... but that Prodigy, he had some hits in my college days! What was it? 'I am the fire man?' Something..."

These are just a few accounts from the bewildered yet astonished old-timers I passed by while blaring Govlink's new EP MASTER OF CEREMONIES in Tallahassee's historic midtown. The sound system belonging to my 2013 Hyundai Elantra is far from state-of-the-art, but even so, tracks like "Beam Trace Lagomorph" and "punchingdownintheair" grace my stereo with a swagger and a swank that can't be ignored. Even if you're sick and tired of club music, tasteless, or old, you'll find something — or a lot of somethings — in this little release to marvel at. Heather's effortless blending of all things ELECTRONIC and COMPUTER hasn't failed, not even once, to draw me in and keep me there. Do yourself a favor, and buy five copies of this album. Or ten. Right now. Make it a hundred actually. Go ahead. Or I'll find you...

-Computer man

Written and produced by Heather DiStefano
Mastered by Kaho Matsui
Artwork by Heather DiStefano
Album description by Computer Man

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