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Soundclowns 3: The Squeakquel

Clowns 10: no

Wrecking Bob

christmas joke

Ya Boy

What do I even call this

i swear i'll post something for 200 followers / 100k listens eventually

winter joke

featuring that really annoying honda ad (because the joke wouldn't work with the original version of the song)

holiday joke

I was listening to my shitty music shitpost playlist on youtube and some dumb sweden mashup was playing and then the next song that played was will he and I was like man this would probably sound alright so I threw it all in a blender and turned it into this shit smoothie please help me I have no idea what I'm doing I'm flying by life by the skin of my teeth what does that phrase even mean there's no skin on my fucking teeth they're made of bones or something what the fuck who comes up with these dumb phrases how HIGH do you HAVE to BE

Will Swede

New core and the streak of mashups don't stop.

Also I got reposted by @smug-memeing-doggo and now my notifications are on fire. Woo!

I really really really really really really like Sonic Mania

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

Fuck soundclouds copyright system, I tried pitching down the backing track to get around it and everything but they're relentless at killing fun. Youtube link is up here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1shpqggo4c)
Thanks for making me want to kill myself more than usual soundcloud, glad you guys aren't going bankrupt.

Songs used:
Disintegration Anxiety - Explosions in the Sky (instrumental)
Culture Shock - Death Grips (vocals)

Disintegration Grips (((READ DESCRIPTION)))

hello guys!

here's my new song called 'float'! i wrote it trying to write a jpop song and the outcome is a lot different from what i expected lol but not in a bad way. it's nice to have a change of pace and do something that makes you get out of your comfort zone again. writing this was actually a lot of fun and a lot of frustration haha. i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/Kd4iO2V0yPk

Stream/Download

Float

hello guys!!

this is my new song, "thoughtless", an piano/orchestral piece. i wrote this with much less time than i usually would because i was at anime expo and am still going to anime expo right now haha. so trying to find the time to write was difficult. i would come home tired from the con and wouldn't be work on anything. but that taught me more about time management and many other things. anyways, working on this was fun, and i hope you guys like it! im gonna go straight to the con after uploading this haha.

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/6W0hOsMtaLY

Thoughtless

Sources:
The Simpsons
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow
Madeon - You're On
Disturbed - Stricken

fuc k

hi guys!

this is my new song, 'home'! a sort of chill orchestral song i wrote. i wanted to relax this week so i wrote a relaxing song^^. i had a lot of fun writing this as i recorded a lot of stuff on my desk for the percs on this song. it was kinda inspired by jacob collier to do that. i loved experimenting with the recordings to make some cool foley stuff. this song was a cool little experience c: i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

Home

monika hacked herself to lol i'm shaking

(this is a leaguecore submission, more info: https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam/submissions-open-announcing-league-core)

DOKI/DOKI

INSPIRATION AND MASSIVE CREDITS TO The Nick Show
FOR HELPING/GETTING ME THIS IDEA
FOLLOW HIM AND MAKE SURE TO LIKE ALL OF HIS TRACKS!

Best Mates Remix Ft. Breakdance Beach

i may be horribly inactive this year but there's no way i'm gonna skip out on the christmas shitposting

jingle joke

ive actually had this idea for a while now but it was only revitalized after watching shrek retold

also some other people used american idiot joke so i guess that too

yo remember when this happened in shrek

Haunted Motor Stereo

Only Time Will Go On

download "PRINCESS IN YELLOW" its my new mashup album and its great
https://superscratchkat.bandcamp.com/album/princess-in-yellow

Haunted Motor Stereo

(Stream PRINCESS IN YELLOW) SuperScratchkat 2