no...no...nonononono not FRANTIC FACTORY!!!

Good battle, but still everything is too loud, not as loud as your other battle so this one was injoyable and i could sit through it

The Upload

ra
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get it cuz sizing up lol 

Lyrics:

Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*

Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-

Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID

Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating

Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake



Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!


Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord

Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao

Joltik vs Eternatus - Pokemon Rap Battle #13

Simply Yuki as Konata Izumi
Light as Jotaro Kujo
Written by JK03 & Thisizaraisu
Directed and Storyboarded by JK03
Material Provided by Jofinity
Thumbnail & Cover Art by JK03
Mixed by Jort
Art by LimJJ
Beat Edited by Thisizaraisu
Beat by SYKO

Konata Izumi:
Hey, look at this, guys! You see that buff dude, right?
He’s from this crappy anime I saw on TV last night! 
Half your show’s just fight after fight, cut down the filler plotlines
I know you’re in Egypt, but your story didn’t have to be THAT dry!
You bore us with your oras, can’t punch your way through every conflict!
Come as close as you like, (Hoho!) but you still cannot touch this!
That look won’t win you bad boy points, my cornet’s got more drip
(Turn to camera) But with all your friends dying, that funeral suit surely fits
And you swear up such a storm it’s like you only speak in fansubs
I mean, jeez, even my cousin gets less pissy on a track, bud
Barely held your own against DIO, I leave foreign creeps beat
Won’t matter that you’re going second, turn-based combat’s my expertise

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. This Lucky Star lacks Platinum bars like Madonna
With rhymes that poor you must be related to the Miyakawas
But I suppose butchering opening songs is where you truly shine
Slacking through your verse like all the homework that you’ve been assigned
I’m used to beating gamers, along with vampires and assassins
While petty arguments with Kagami are the biggest battles you’ve been in
You’re worse than my old man, your mind’s filled with pointless trivia
Got episodes so repetitive, makes sense you dress as Suzumiya!
Act your age for once. (Yes!) You aren’t twelve, you dunce (Yes!)
My anime’s all the rage (Yes!), your only fan’s an electric one (Yes!)
A shameless Timotei bit can’t clean your family’s perverse shit 
Kakyoin wouldn’t fall for the girls your father likes to be with! (YES!)

Konata Izumi:
Man, I thought this would be fun, but I’m snoozing on your disses
Talking “perverse shit” when your ship turned into some “monkey business”!
You’re right about my dad, but fatherhood’s not your strong suit, is it?
You ghost your daughter like my mom, but at least she paid us a visit!
I thought you’d get to the point faster with your Star Finger move
Then again, you almost bit the dust to a way more handsy dude
So let’s end this quickly, I have good anime to view, please
You thought you were the better rapper, but it was I, Konata Izu-

Jotaro Kujo:
Shut the hell up! My mother’s not this damn annoying, you bitch!
I’ll be taking another shot, this time my Stand won’t catch the bullet!
I wouldn’t be surprised if you copied your lines from your friends
So I should make like your teacher and knock some sense into your head!
All your anime references ensure your legacy stays faded
I could stop time forever (Time freezes)...and your show would still be outdated!
Now I’ll write my thesis on the laziest Star I’ve seen since Patrick 
But first, here’s a receipt from me, a memo of your asskick

Konata Izumi:
Hey by the way, Jotaro, which end of the chocolate cornet is the head: the fat end or the skinny end?

Jotaro Kujo:
I…can’t say I ever had one of those, kid.

Konata Izumi:
Oh, you should really try one someday. (Pause) Then when do you eat the strawberry on top of a strawberry shortcake?

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare daze…

Konata Izumi vs Jotaro Kujo - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Simply Yuki & Light)

JEFF: 
It’s the CEO of Amazon plus the richest man on earth,
I can tell by the way you waste money, your IQ is what you're worth!

You should purchase those rats you sell, to take care of this pest!
Better hope you have good luck, to get out of this mess! (Ohhhh)

Claiming good rhymes and bars? Not since HP Lovecraft
Has someone had trouble spelling out “war” or “Cat”

You dropped out of school? Ok, now drop a good rhyme! 
You got rich off of luck, didn’t earn a single dime! (Ohhh)

I got the Slick suit, and Lex Luther appearance
You got peasant clothing, straight outta the clearance

I’m slicker than you, even during my midlife crisis!
Cuz I’m beating this man, fast like my same day delivery! 

TIMOTHY: 

Make way, make way! For the thy bestest lord ever!
I’ll slay, I’ll slay! This washed up terror!

Saying I’m dumb? Well, look at my riches! (Ha)
I could make double of that, with your workplace conditions!
Do like your father, and just go back to the circus!
Cuz I see nothing but a clown, failing at his purpose!

I’ll tell you, Dr.Egghead, to hide away, you hack!
Do what I say, for I pull my musket and attack! (Saying ARGH! At the same time as he says attack )

Got my freedom suit on, like a true American patriot 
While one hurricane is enough to start the riots!

People like you, are the type to try to make me bankrupt, 
I swim in gold, you’re swimming in the debt that your company has brought!

JEFF: 

face it, Timothy, this will be the second time you die!
but trust me when I say, you won’t get away this time!

Like Jesus, man, your brain was split into fours!
Even on Audible, I never heard a story dumber than yours!

My flow is more fire than the Amazon forest, man!
With 2 day delivery, I could deliver more bed warming pans!

I made OVER BILLIONS, just working in my garage!
I wouldn’t listen to your book, a pickle for the knowing ones! 

If it weren't for Sam’ O Nella, you would have been forgotten!
Like I’m coming back from space, face the bars that I’m dropping!

Have a lookout for your win, they’ll be none, from what I’ve heard,
Check your ring doorbell, cuz I just delivered a better verse!

TIMOTHY: 

Disrespecting your superiors again, Jeffery?
I’ll have to pull out the ol’ cane for that Blasphemy!

And people do actually know me, you must be uninformed
Cause like the coal I sell, you’re getting burned

I’ll call you a continental dollar, cuz you're getting owned!
Struggling to beat Musk for the richest man’s throne!

You’re a wannabe- while I’m an OG, 
All I need to beat thee - is continental currency

Jeff Bezos vs. Timothy Dexter- Rap Battle! (Ft. Matt Raichous & KingMewtwo)

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5jb9Z7
POLL WILL END ON JUNE 11TH 2022 AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Battle Introduction: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. For our RBW special, we have the bane of my existence, the Rap Battle Ninja going up against the new Slenderman of rap battles, The Zodiac Killer. In a battle of two cypher makers, who will out puzzle who? 

Rap Battle Ninja: 16 9 24 5 12 - 3 8 18 9 19
The Zodiac Killer: RNG
Beat: Anywaywell
Written by JustGamer
Mixed by: Zagranis
Cover art by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Rap Battle Ninja: 
Yo it’s the rap battle ninja….hopping in on this beat ya
Let the games begin as I start to confuse this freak I’m 
just here to have some fun with making puzzles and decoding words
Guess you’re another one of my clients, cause now you’re getting served
I could write your rhymes for you, I’m quite fluent on how to spit 
A verse by you would probably end up on my top 5 worst of all time list 
Your scrappy scrabble puzzles can’t possibly match up to my operations 
Let’s hope that the Zodiac speaks better than his other rap battle iterations

A shadowy killer with a greater plan for all of man?
Does that make you the Unabomber or a member of the Ku Klux Klan?
Your case disappears every couple of years and slips right from the public’s eye  
But I go away for a couple days and the masses go “LMAO bruh reply”

The Justin Y. of FRB is here smack you verbally 
Your confirmed count of kills is more murky than your identity 
Even Walk is trying to psychoanalyze me and my penwork  
And I don’t need a bullet when it comes to making heads hurt
You’re losing this so badly that you’d wish you were Ted Cruz
I’ll let loose on this unknown dude who left all his threads loose
Not me though, I could murder this track and not leave a trace
But I’ll leave with this win inside the bag you use to hide your face 

The Zodiac Killer:
A legend like myself is bound to get some copycats 
But I’m not shocked you only fired blanks in that shotty rap
You’re laughable as a Riddler wannabe, but I don’t even care
Bring another sock along, I’m used to murdering pairs

An internet ARG interested in FRB
But the only flow you had was the flow of new members to the crew of King Ducky
Between costumes and solving codes, one thing separates me from this fake
So listen closely when I say this: I don’t make mistakes. 

I’d love to end this cypher now and simply gun this hack
But my bullets would be wasted on this kid in an Among Us mask
The sharpest wit that you could spit can’t compare to the edge of my knife
But I’ll make sure you’re well acquainted when I drag you to the afterlife  

The letters I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
Of course a sneaky ninja can’t make himself seem prominent 
Fact is it’s embarrassing you probably know the origin of that bar
Cause referencing others work is all you’ve really done so far
Chandler, Gizmo, GnomeYT, I don’t care for your identity
Cause when it actually gets leaked, people won’t care in just a week
Another community sock that gets boring after a second
This California Killer sent you to the Golden Gates of Heaven

Rap Battle Ninja vs The Zodiac Killer - FRB vs. Anything

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
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   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
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   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

Remix for anniversary of the battle, and RBW

Joosh as Captain Underpants 
RaccoonBroVA as Suction Cup Man 
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by SPM1000
Mixing by jort
Special thanks to Oofie

Lyrics:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MIqMT6mrATB0Jka30LyO9myFW28TPtHek_0XfVI8Cp8/edit

Captain Underpants VS Suction Cup Man | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles RBW REMIX

Cover by M!CAH
Prod. by: Adamack

I’m the one who has to make all y’all laugh
Now you endin’ up like Zoro when I cut it in half
And ever since Marineford, I was just relied on by staff
They fall to my calf, ‘cause I’m the goat that they never had, let’s get it
I was ridin’ with Shanks before the show started
Now I’m rollin’ by myself with a whole party
Makin’ all the kids and adults know I’m coldhearted
So it’s best you tell your captain that you so sorry
I’m Hokage with the route that I’m at
Wrong show but I’ll be fine with the road I die at
Hidin’ all these muthafuckin’ schemes right under my hat
Because they wanted to walk over me like a welcome mat
But the only thing I’m servin’ you is death or a beatin’
Bitch you honkin’ like my nose and lucky you’re here with treason
Goddamn, writing this now I don’t think I was just lucky
So they better get off the road like an actual Buggy

Everyone prayed on my downfall (they did)
I know whatever I do I’ll still piss off some folks
Now I’m makin’ every town fall (I am)
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes
I’m the man of the hour
Everybody else who doubted on me now just runs away and cowers
Only changin’ is the power, yup, oh
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes

Don’t be trippin’, this blue hair isn’t sensitive
Split like myself, ‘cause fighting me’s a negative
Impel Down got nothin’ on bars that I’m spitting
I’ll just continue on winning with a bounty so expensive
Now if they hearin’ about this star, they stampede
Never at peace, no, they don’t scam me
Wham, meet your new god, no Usopp
But you ain’t seein’ them pearly gates, you drop

Everyone prayed on my downfall (they did)
I know whatever I do I’ll still piss off some folks
Now I’m makin’ every town fall (I am)
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes
I’m the man of the hour
Everybody else who doubted on me now just runs away and cowers
Only changin’ is the power, yup, oh
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes

Just Jokes

Nightcore - Bitch Lasagna (Female Version Cover) Pewdiepie -  (1)

Welcome to the second battle of EVGRB's Season 2 where Luigi's Mansion's Kingpin, King Boo battles against the Shadow of Lavender Town, Gengar to see which specter can haunt the mic better.

Cast:
DeanFalcon - Gengar
Swoldow EVGRB - King Boo


Karaoke:
https://soundcloud.com/solkrieg/lavender-town-dream-eater-mix

Written By: Swoldow EVGRB, Psytube
Thumbnail by: Jay
Beat by Solkrieg
Mixed by Julian

Lyrics:

Gengar:
Boo! Bet you’re feeling mega scared to even face me
Shadow Tag and you’re it. Hope your feeble soul is tasty
I’ll decry an albino Haunter with a fixation on fellatio
As I leave you more Lavender than the Town I’m calling home
Towering over you, stalk you far past your demise
And drain every morsel of life I see behind those eyes
You’re a cheap scare, check your antique lair. I’m a real meta threat!
Looking finer than you ever did! You wanna Go? Let’s!

King Boo:
Though you're the second thing that sucks, and gets in the way of my supremacy
You can't see the Full Picture. No other ghost comes close to ending me
So carry on, barbarian, still getting walled by carrion
Who can’t even float to glory without old games backing him
Don’t look through the window, or inside it you might
Find the truth, you are duped, replaced by candlelight
Which is what this wayward soul will use when forced into my servitude
To wander the halls like Shivers, but this time, I’ll be burning you!

Mega Gengar:
I’ve more than shoulders above this apparition to my credit
A cold stone awakes my might; it’s far past time to go and leg it
On this track, you’re just a snack, I’m way too fast when I attack
See the despair of the tainted afterlife that’s my aftermath
(fast)
I'm a poltergeist, the shadow in the corner.
Who Shadow Snuck to the win, leave your boo crew asunder
While you avoid the night, you're just a painting hoarder
Who got overthrown twice by a green plumber
(regular)
You won't be paranormally active, cower in fear for the bars I send
Since with a mere stone and crystal, I’ve made sure your Nightmares Never End

King Boo:
Break you like the Dark Moon, you’ll be possessed in no time
You’re babbling like a baby, Chauncey must have written your lines!
Give you the cold shoulder, like Weston, in the casino I'll be bettin’
That you wouldn't last a second once stuck inside my dimension!
(Fast)
Once i'm done, you'll wish your music killed off your whole town
I ain't merry Sue, i'm turning your world upside-down
It's clear that you've lost this, i'll make like Boolossus
Be more sizable then anyone trying to take my crown
(Regular)
It's clear you're used to captivity. Time to put an end to your antics
As you'll now live your full afterlife, in the oils of my canvas…

EVGRB Season 2: Gengar vs King Boo

Fan track for my friend Kourtney, the amazing artist behind the ask human C Round blog! Go check out her stuff if you haven't already! <3

https://ask-human-c-round.tumblr.com/

Checker Waltz

another song that I am uploading just so I can listen to
all rights go to Paulina Andreeva!

I also believe that this is from the ost of the movie "Attraction"

if anyone knows the artist of the art in the thumbnail id be glad if you told me so I could credit them vro

Again, if anyone wishes for me to take this down, shoot me an email at gglovefox@gmail.com.



also uhhhh idk what genre of music this is

Paulina Andreeva - Closer

Lyrics:

Shazam: 
Fighting a social wreck doesn’t seem like it’s that fun
But if you’re messing with Batson, better step to the bat, son. 
You started one battle and split the peace down the middle 
But ask Ulysses if he sees that this war ain't civil 
If there's someone you should marvel, you don’t have to look far 
This butterfly’s floating in? 
Guess I’m not seeing stars..
Your dignity ain’t bulletproof, you’re gullible, that’s all
You went from G.I. Joe into Captain Barbie-doll!
Oh! I’m cold news, like Thor’s weather clan
So don’t mind if I steal the thunder - SHAZAM!
This melee’s critical, tell Thanos to craft your tomb
Why trying to beat enemies when you push ‘em out your womb
Space awaits a tragedy if they push you to knock ‘em
You’re the security of NASA? 
Houston, we got a problem.

Captain Marvel: 
Before I save the world from snapping into grainy bits
I’m being sent here on a mission just for me to babysit
A spunky little orphan go and gets some magic mettled 
I know my name is Carol but what's this, a Christmas special?
You'll be bursting into flames if you are messing with the Cap
Telling me Shazam's your name? 
We get more help with the app
You get possessed in your quests, I double what this loser can
You’re a bent Clark Kent, barely half a’ Superman!
Compared to Goose, you are the bigger copycat.
Stole your name right off of me, 
then your logo off of Flash
You got your suit from the wizard, 
and your whole comic from DC
I’ve crushed Skrulls before, I wouldn’t let a clone beat me. 

Shazam: 
I’ll take all of Danvers’ raps and Bat them back at ya!
Speaking of look-a-likes, I'll cook you back like Black Adam
Your fights don’t make it better, 
you gotta get it in your head
Revenge or not, your boyfriend is and will stay dead
But I’m sure you're finding plenty of ways to forget that
You emptied out so many bottles, 
guess that’s why they call you Cap!

Captain Marvel:
Your sister turned evil, 
but you're the one they changed to fill their wallets
Squeezed a cheesy schtick so money trickles from the Fawcet
Your writers started off a nazi, you really think you mean well
But before you'd shout Shazam, you were screaming Sieg Heil
Like Injustice, you'll be getting hushed and murdered by your hero
I don't have to be Binary to know you’re nothing but zeroes
Ask the comic fans, everything that matters are the scores
You've been stomped out just like my movie will do to yours


HalaCG as Captain Marvel

Jughead Jay as Billy Batson

Titanium1208 as Shazam 

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jason, Seth W., MetaMachine and Jughead Jay

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Artwork by:
Alien Madman

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Captain Marvel vs. Shazam - Rap Battle! (Bonus)

Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.

i aint telling shit anymore so dont ask
 i got messige block
𝔹ᴜʟʟʏ𝕚𝕟𝕘😠? 𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ😎? -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ🙍?... 𝕊ʜᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴏɴ 𝔸 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕥🚫🍪. -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪℝʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ🙎?... 𝕊ʜᴇ 𝕤ᴘᴇɴᴅ𝕤 ʜᴏᴜʀ𝕤⏰ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ 💄ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -𝕋ʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛℝɪℙ𝕡𝔼𝕕🙇?... ℍᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴀʙᴜ𝕤ᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ🏠. -𝕊ᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ 𝕦𝕘𝕝𝕪 𝕤ᴄᴀʀ𝕤👱?... ℍᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪ𝕤 ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ🚩. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏ𝕆ᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ😭?... ℍɪ𝕤 ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ𝕤 ᴅʏɪɴɢ😷. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ👱?...ℍᴇ ʜᴀ𝕤 ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ👳. -ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ🚫. 𝕀 ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏ𝕤ᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏ𝕤ᴛ🌟 , ʙᴜᴛ 𝕀'ᴍ 𝕤ᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.❤️❤️❤️ 
𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘

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