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02 Touhou Vocal - Teketori Hishou

Touhou Vocal Ayane feat is nestled in the month of dusk

Senya - The Melody which Blooms on the

Liz Triangle-Touhou Remix (Rock Vocal) Lonesome Werewolf

Senya - Route of Infection

You ever have one of those days where gravity just isn't your friend? This one's for you.
"Woe To The Wobbly Waitress" is a short, chaotic blast of early 90s-inspired garage punk. We're talkin' raw, lo-fi, and DIY, with a frantic tempo, buzzsaw guitars, and shouted female vocals. It’s the story of a heroic deed gone horribly, painfully, and hilariously wrong.
Crank it up, smash a plate, and scream along.

Lyrics:

[Intro] 
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Verse 1] 
Slingin' hash in this greasy pit Got a head full of static, I'm so sick of this shit! My coffee pot's a weapon, my apron is a shield But my own damn feet are a goddamn battlefield! Gravity's my nemesis, the floor's my biggest foe Every single shift is a disaster-stomp-and-go!
[Chorus] 
CRACK! SNAP! POP! THERE GOES THE ANKLE! THREE DAMN PLACES, A BRAND NEW ANGLE! WOE! TO THE WOBBLY WAITRESS! A WALKING, TALKING, BREAKING MESS!
[Verse 2] 
Some old dude's wheelchair gets stuck in the jamb "I'll help you out, sir! Yes I can, ma'am!" Gave a mighty shove, a heroic lurch Left me sprawled out on the floor of this greasy church! My tray of fries went airborne, a sickening CRUNCH Became the floor's disgusting, soggy lunch!
[Chorus] 
CRACK! SNAP! POP! THERE GOES THE ANKLE! THREE DAMN PLACES, A BRAND NEW ANGLE! WOE! TO THE WOBBLY WAITRESS! A WALKING, TALKING, BREAKING MESS!
[Bridge] 
They wrapped me up in plaster, told me "take a rest" Put my fucking charity to the test! Said I was a hero, so brave and so good WHILE I'M SERVING PANCAKES ON A CHUNK OF WOOD! Well, NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED, that’s the ugly truth! I got a splintered fibula for being sweet to youth!
[Guitar Solo]
[Outro] 
WOE TO ME! WOE TO ME! THREE! BROKEN! PLACES! THANKS FOR NOTHING! UGH!
[END]


Copyright Russell Nomer August 4, 2025 ASCAP Work ID 931338469 ISRC: QT5AM2538469


Woe To The Wobbly Waitress

Electric Heartbeat

This Touhou Arrangement and Instrumental Album will be free to download on bandcamp!
Release date: August 15th 2015 (C88 time, digital release)

1. reverie - crescentia feat. Lefpa
Original: Alice in Wonderland // Love-Colored Master Spark

2. Stardust - Milkychan feat. Lefpa
Original: Satellite Café Terrace

3. Prayer - Takamachi Walk
Original: Necrofantasia

4. Wonderful Heaven! - Milkychan. feat. Claudia
Original: Catastrophe in Bhava-Agra ~ Wonderful Heaven

5. Hear my Wish - Milkychan feat. Kitsu
Original: Kobito of Shining Needle

6. Redeemer - Takamachi Walk
Original: The Lost Emotion

7. Puppeteer - Cepheid
Original: The Doll Maker of Bucuresti

8. Shadow Ciranda - Milkychan
Original: Apparitions Stalk the Night

9. Falling Stars - Milkychan feat. Asuka
Original: Old Yuanxen

10. FAITH - Sieudiver
Original: The Primal Scene of Japan the Girl Saw

11. Blazing Fire - Milkychan feat. Kitsu
Original: Riverside View

12. Sakura Dream - Sieudiver feat. Aerlith
Original: Japanize Dream

13. Cotton Starfield - saya2K7 feat. Mikaleia
Original: Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind

A Touhou vocal and instrumental arrangement album. 

Arrangement: 
Milkychan (youtube.com/xXMilkychanXx) 
Sieudiver [Track 10, 12] (youtube.com/Timo0041) 

crescentia [Track 01] (soundcloud.com/crescentia) 
Yunyunsae (Takamachi Walk) [Track 03] (www.youtube.com/user/toerii1) 
wadiop (Takamachi Walk) [Track 06] (www.youtube.com/user/wasdiop1) 
Cepheid [Track 07] (northerncrossmusic.net) 
saya2K7 [Track 13] (soundcloud.com/saya2k7) 

Lyrics: 
Milkychan 
Yunyunsae [Track 03] 
wasdiop [Track 06] 
Kanna [Track 04] (www.youtube.com/user/aiccCovergirl) 
Sieudiver [Track 12] 
Rio [Track 13] (www.facebook.com/sakakibaryo) 

Vocal: 
Lefpa [Track 01, 02] 
Milky [Track 02, 08] 
Kitsunee [Track 05, 11] 
Un3h [Track 03, 06] (www.youtube.com/user/Un3hcorn) 
Yunyunsae [Track 06] 
Kanna [Track 07] 
Asuka [Track 09] (www.youtube.com/user/MsSchokiify) 
Aerlith [Track12] (www.youtube.com/user/xAerlith) 
Mikaleia [Track 13] (soundcloud.com/sutisnyoron) 

Artwork: 
DIAO铫 (NrayStudio) (www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9707809) 

Original composition by Team Shanghai Alice / ZUN 
www16.big.or.jp/~zun 

[東方/Touhou Album XFD] Stardust

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Neither the song or illustration belongs to me and I'll not make any profit from it, my only purpose is to share. 

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「東方Vocal/Rock」純真Velvet(Pure Velvet) - K2 SOUNDxC-CLAYS

東方天界は東方の歌で作ったアレンジです。

23つ東方プロジェクトの曲が入っています。

原作者：ZUN 
原作：東方プロジェクトの：

Touhou Main Theme 
Reimu Hakurei's Theme: Maiden's Capriccio 
Cirno's Theme: Lunate Elf 
Chen's Theme: The Fantastic Legend of Tohno 
Ran Yakumo's Theme: Charming Domination 
Remilia Scarlet's Theme: Septette for the Dead Princess 
Patchouli Knowledge's Theme: The Girl's Secret Room 
Flandre Scarlet's Theme: U.N. Owen was her? 
Marisa Kirisame's Theme: Love-coloured Master Spark 
Alice Margatroid's Theme: Doll Judgment 
Sakuya Izayoi's Theme: Lunar Dial 
Hong Meiling's Theme: Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17
Hong Meiling's Theme: Shanghai Teahouse - Chinese Tea
Elly's Theme: Bad Apple!! 
Ran Yakumo's Theme: Necro Fantasy 
Yuyuko Saigyouji's Theme: Border of Life 
Lyrica Prismriver's Theme: Phantom Ensemble 
Youmu Konpaku's Theme: Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird - Till When? 
Nitori Kawashiro's Theme: Candid Friend 
Fujiwara no Mokou's Theme: Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke 
Utsuho Reiuji's Theme: Nuclear Fusion 
Cirno's Theme: Loved Tomboyish Girl 
Yuugi Hoshiguma's Theme: Walking the Streets of a Former Hell

他の音：

MechWarrior 2 の 'All Systems Nominal'

イメージはhttp://static.zerochan.net/Patchouli.Knowledge.full.88947.jpgから取った。

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Touhou Vocal Ayane feat is nestled in the month of dusk

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