By Zacky Elliott / Carole Blake

FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX
FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX  
FOOD--YUMMY YUMMY YEAH--YOU BET IT'S BETTER THAN 
SEX!   ooh  la la la la la la la
SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX

IF I COULD SINK MY TEETH INTO A CHOCOLATE CAKE
THE KIND MY DEAR OLD GRAMMEE -USED TO TAKE THE TIME TO BAKE
I'D LET THAT DARK FUDGE ICING LINGER ON MY LIPS
AND I'D LICK THOSE LUCIOUS CRUMBS RIGHT FROM MY FINGER TIPS...
HMMMM...

i'D LOVE TO SUCK THE MEAT RIGHT OFF A LOBSTER CLAW
AND I JUST LOVE THE FEELING OF EATING OYSTERS  IN THE RAW
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES- WITH SWEET BUTTER SAUCE
IT'S A GOURMET MEAL THAT'S WORTH THE PRICE 
AT ALMOST ANY COST...

WHEN I NEED TO SATISFY MYSELF
ALL THAT I NEED-                                                                                                        IS SOME GREASE FROM SOME GREASY FOOD FROM MY GROCERS'S GREASY SHELF!

FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX
FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX  
FOOD--YUMMY YUMMY-YEAH-- IS BETTER THAN 
SEX!   ooh  la la la la la la 
SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX

FATMAN DUDE IS SEXY WHEN IT'S JUICY RARE
HOW I LUST FOR PRIMA VERA
ON A PLATE OF ANGEL HAIR
AT NIGHT I DREAM OF ONION SOUP WITH GLOBS OF GUEY  CHEESE
AND PECAN PIE WITH HAGEN JIZZ CAN BRING ME TO MY KNEES....

IT'S WHAT MY LIFE -IS ALL ABOUT
FIRST I'M EATING IN-- THEN I'M EATING OUT ---  OH

FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX
FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX  
FOOD--YUMMY YUMMY-YEAH  IS BETTER THAN 
SEX!   
ooh  la la la la la la 
SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX

FOOD  la la la la la 
FOOD  la la la la la 
FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX

MY HEART WAS NEVER BROKEN 
BY EXTRA CALORIES.
MY LONGEST ROMANCE EVER
WAS WITH SOMETHING I COULD FREEZE...

I FEEL LIKE I COULD EAT MY WAY IN TO OBLIVION-- BUT I DON'T EVER EAT THAT MUCH- CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WEIGH A TON.
SARA LEE AND BETTY CROCKER WERE MY BEST FRIENDS--I KNOW  IT WAS ALWAYS GOOD FOR ME--HOPE IT WAS GOOD FOR THEM...

HELL...
IT'S JUST TOO BAD ABOUT MY THIGHS
I'M HUNGRY FOR "BIG  MAC"
HE'S MY NUMBER ONE GUY
HE'S NUMBER ONE-- YES HE'S MY NUMBER ONE GUY!                                           NUMBER ONE GUY!!!

FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX
FOOD IS BETTER THAN SEX  --YEAH--
FOOD--------IS BETTER THAN 
SEX!   ooh  la la la la la la la
SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX

WHY??    ... IT JUST IS!   BETTER,                                                                                                                      RIGHT AFTER SEX....
OOH  LA LA LA YUMMY YUMMY 
FOOD--AFTER  SEX  :-)

FOOD-is BETTER than-SEX

Zack Elliott (Zacky)  grew up in Brooklyn, New York, along side that infamous tree.   He has been a songwriter and prolific music producer since his mid-twenties, and his belief in his music craft & vision of having his hundreds of catchy Original Songs enjoyed by his friends and fans has become reality early on during his creative  endeavours...                                                                                        
Zack plays acoustic/electric guitar, electric bass & piano, and among other bands has traveled with the Recording Artists "THE HAPPENINGS" as the bass playing/falsetto singing backup singer. He has also toured with Hank B's Country Bar-Mitzvah Band, the unofficial house band at the "LONESTAR CAFE" in New York City, having opened for acts such as Bruce Springsteen, Vanilla Fudge, Kinky Freedman and the Texas Jew Boys, Aerosmith, & many others.                                                                                                 He invites you to spread the word about his music & share his many music links, including his YOUTUBE music videos channel.... https://www.youtube.com/@geminidreams51/videos                       ** ALL SONGS COPYRIGHTED and protected under the fullest extend of the LAW!  ***ANY INFRINGEMENT WILL BE ADJUDICATED SWIFTLY!!!

New tracks tagged ##FATJOKES #DANCESONGS #FOOD4THOUGHT #COOLTUNES