A relentless assault on the corporate machine, Buy My Lies is a high-energy, satirical nu-metal blast fused with hypnotic dance rhythms and an immersive, trippy soundscape. With searing guitars, glitchy synths, and pounding industrial percussion, this track dismantles the illusion of fame, power, and influence in a world where everything has a price. Fast-paced, aggressive, and dripping with dark humor, it calls out algorithmic control, media manipulation, and the ever-growing corporate chokehold on truth. Strap in—this one hits hard.

Lyrics:

Welcome, consumer.
Your reality has been curated for optimal engagement.
Please, do not attempt independent thought.

They tell me I’m special, they tell me I shine
But only if I pay $9.99

"Boost your career! Get millions of plays!"
Translation: Give us your cash and be ignored anyway

Algorithms choke you, force-feed the bland
Dumb it all down till you fit in their brand

Buy My Lies Pay the fee, play the game
Sign away your soul for fifteen minutes of fame
Buy My Lies Watch the headlines spin
Billionaires bought the world—guess who didn’t win?

Your vote’s on sale, it’s a two-for-one deal
Made in a boardroom, sealed with a steal
Funded by fear, wrapped up real tight
In a bow made of dollars and media might

Are YOU tired of thinking for yourself?
Wish democracy came in easy-to-digest talking points?
Well, for just three easy payments of ‘your critical thinking,’ you too can buy into the narrative!

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Lights, camera, distraction in play
Keep you divided while they cash in the day
Clickbait chaos, doomscroll dreams
Everybody’s selling—who’s buying the screams?

Buy My Lies! Swipe up, subscribe
Bow to the algorithm, let the billionaires decide
Buy My Lies! Sold out, cashed in
Don’t think too hard, you’ll never win

Buy My Lies

It started with a stolen lollipop… and ended in office.

This darkly funny, toe-tappin’ tale unwraps the truth about power, playground politics, and the sticky hands that never grow up. Featuring tantrums, tattles, and a suspiciously familiar bully, this song hits harder than a juice box to the face.

👶🏽💼 Come for the toddler drama, stay for the savage political punchline.

🛝 If you’ve ever lost candy—or faith in democracy—this one's for you.
👉 Like, comment, and share before he takes that too.

Apple Music

The Ballad of a Candy Thief

Flinch, Then Ignite:  https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/shiitakeproducts/flinch-then-ignite

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

Comedy songs and dark-humour originals from a working radiographer. Satire, protest, and indie experiments. 

I write comedy, satire, and straight-up originals about life in radiography, healthcare, and the wider mess. Expect protest anthems, awkward truth, and hooks that stick. If you like Bo Burnham, Weird Al, and indie left-turns, you’re in the right place.

Genres: Alternative, Indie, Singer-Songwriter, Comedy
satire, protest, indie, acoustic, alt-pop

Spotlight tracks:
	1.	“Where You Fell”
	2.	“Gone but Not Forgotten (Lost Souls)”
	3.	“Lazy Like a Monday”
	4.	“Pass the Light Around”
	5.	“All Are One (Defending Every Soul)”

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