[Lyrics] 
Idiots Like Idioms Like Me

[Verse1] 

I got a bird in my hand, and that bastard is bitin', 
The two in the bush over crumbs they were fightin'.

Then the bush caught fire and those two birds went flyin', 
an' I'm here sucking my thumb so I don’t end up cryin'.

The cart's in front of the horse—it's in Vegas, I swear
While I'm biting the bullet, because life’s just unfair.

[Chorus]
 So I don't count my chickens cause they're all on the grill, 
And I'm burnin' the midnight oil, just to pay my Netflix bill. 

I broke a leg, when I fell off the wagon, 
Ex-wife hit the jackpot, now she’s out braggin’ .

 [Verse2]
I’m out sellin' tickets, to watch as pigs fly, 
Piece of cake, I bite the bullet and I try. 

Straight from the horse's mouth, I'm spillin' the beans
Now they’re on the floor and all over my dreams.
 
Under the weather, feel like kickin' the bucket,
If I land in the casket, I’ll wear a shirt from “Untuck it”.

 [Chorus]
So I don't count my chickens cause they're all on the grill,
And I'm burnin' the midnight oil, just to pay my Netflix bill.

I broke a leg, when I fell off the wagon, 
Ex-wife hit the jackpot, now she’s out braggin’ .

 
[Bridge]
So here's to the birds, pigs, horses, chickens, and the bill.
All dirty animals, plus two more birds with one stone, just for the thrill. 

[Outro]
The moral of the story? There isn’t one, you see, 
'cause if you like idioms, you’re an idiot. . . like me.

The moral of the story?  There isn’t one. . . .
'cause if you like idioms, you’re an idiot. . . like me.

Idiots Like Idioms Like Me

I'm just creating music with the tools I have at my disposal, hoping the stories I weave will resonate with others. My first country album is called, "Unloading Zone".  But don't pigeon-hole me.  I work in all different genres.

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