I was a troubled young kid
Attention or fame was I seeking 
That’s why I did what I did 
I shot a man dead just for speaking 

But in my defense, there was talk, you see
In the media, daily insistence 
That He was a threat to democracy 
Yes, a threat to our very existence!  

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist 

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!  

The Media’s message subliminal: 
Disguised as reporting the news 
If a man murders Hitler, is it criminal?  
That would have saved all those jews!  

They labelled this man a polemicist 
His appeal to the crowds was a shock to see 
An evil white male supremacist 
Trying to steal our democracy!  

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist 

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!  

He was scheduled to speak at a college in my town 
So I made a few arrangements and I stole my father’s rifle 
I was stationed on a nearby roof positioned lying down 
I thought “I’ll be greeted as a hero when his voice I stifle!”  

I thought “I am killing Hitler before Hitler comes to power” 
I’m resisting nazi fascists with this necessary violence” 
The Media with words of praise upon me they will shower 
I thought “I’ll be greeted as a hero when his voice I silence!”  


From 200 yards my dad’s 30 ought 6 worked its magic 
The crowd dispersed like cockroaches startled by light 
You told me that this man was Hitler, so why’s his death tragic?  
If you could go back in time you’d kill Hitler if you had the chance, right?  

Now I’m captured and jailed and soon I’ll be rotting in prison 
This to me seems like the height of hypocrisy 
Didn’t you tell us that this man was Hitler arisen?  
And a serious, serious threat to our precious democracy?   

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist 

He’s a threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
A threat to our democracy 
Fascist!  Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!  

He's Literally Hitler

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