In 1969 we sent a massive rocket ship 
On board there were three astronauts we’re told 
Six hundred thousand miles to the moon we went round trip 
With technology now seven decades old 

We somehow made it through the deadly radiation belts 
From the laws of radiation were exempt 
Nothing makes it through that radiation lest it melts 
And we made it on our very first attempt!  

I watched them plant our flag and wiped a tear 
I watched it wave and rustle to and fro 
But the moon is void of any atmosphere 
Which means there isn’t any wind to blow 

We didn’t walk on the moon 
It was an elaborate ruse 
In spite of what they tell you 
The story that they’ll sell you 
In spite of what they showed you on the news 

It was nothing more than a lie 
The truth will be revealed someday soon 
I know it’s patriotic, But please don’t be idiotic 
We didn’t walk on the moon!  

After they had landed on the moon they made a call 
to the president who answered right away 
They talked as if the distances between them were quite small 
with no hint of even one moment’s delay 

And here’s another fact that you should hold among your thoughts: 
From the moon are stars are visible ahead 
But in the single interview conducted with these astronauts 
None remembered seeing stars they said?  

I know its hard to fathom at first glance 
there’s no confession and no fingerprints 
But ask yourself:  with all our technological advance 
And we haven’t ever tried to go back even one time since?  

We didn’t walk on the moon 
It was an elaborate ruse 
In spite of what they tell you 
The story that they’ll sell you 
In spite of what they showed you on the news 

It was nothing more than a lie 
The truth will be revealed someday soon 
I know it’s patriotic, But please don’t be idiotic 
We didn’t walk on the moon!  


We Didn't Walk On the Moon

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