(murderous)
(ooh)
(murderous)
(aah)
(murderous)
(let’s get it)
murderous (murderous)

murderous muslim queen i come alive they die
katanas plastered on my walls but bombs they will suffice
hiding with my crew ready to jump you and attack
murderous muslim queen yeah i am so bad

don’t be afraid when you see me with a gun
you’re hiding and i’m laughing this is a fake one
you haven’t seen shit ‘til i pull out my bazooka
gonna shoot you down or maybe i’ll nuke ya
you don’t keep it halal you like haram
see you in the library reading anything but quran
catch you reading colleen hoover and some good porn
i don’t understand you so maybe i’ll just attack you

never act upon my desires
i am halal i listen to the choirs
music is haram but i love pop so much
joined the choir now so i don’t give a fuck

murderous muslim queen i come alive they die
katanas plastered on my walls but bombs they will suffice
hiding with my crew ready to jump you and attack
murderous muslim queen yeah i am so bad
murderous muslim queen murder murder murder murder murder murderous
muslim queen murder murder murder murderous muslim queen

i gotta escape from this hellhole going to europe that’s my goal
i am complaining about how shitty my country is but trying to make europe just like it
france and denmark they try to ban our culture
their politicians calling us some culture vultures
we try to take over look at england it’s over
muhammad beats my ass cause he’s never sober

never act upon my desires
i am halal i listen to the choirs
music is haram but i love pop so much
joined the choir now so i don’t give a fuck
ban music instead of the hijab
and ban gays instead of the niqab
my burqa shiny with all this body glitter
it’s been sitting in a box collecting dust

murderous muslim queen i come alive they die
katanas plastered on my walls but bombs they will suffice
hiding with my crew ready to jump you and attack
murderous muslim queen yeah i am so bad
murderous muslim queen murder murder murder murder murder murderous
muslim queen murder murder murder murderous muslim queen

i wanna murder you
burqa cover my eyes
muhammad i love you
take over europe now

Murderous

Life of a hijabi
this is the truth baby
this the life of a hijabi
married before a teen

can’t count cause i can’t go to school
but still know i’m number one don’t be a fool
hijab hiding my true intensions
to bomb yes i am so vicious
muhammad loves me and i love him too
allah wanna join in that’s just proof i got good coo
obsessed with my kitty playing with it all day
doesn’t matter where in the mosque that’s fair play
getting married i am so elated
to my brother we are related
my dad so happy to be there
walk me down the aisle my brothers baby i bear

this is the life of a hijabi
this is the truth baby
this is the life of a hijabi
married before a teen

hijabi queens time to rise above
we will all start throwing our bombs at the mosque
no need to fear allah guides us all
life of a
life of a
life of a hijabi

 life of a hijabi
this is the truth baby
this the life of a hijabi
married before a teen

hijabi queens time to rise above
we will all start throwing our bombs at the mosque
no need to fear allah guides us all
life of a
life of a
life of a hijabi

Life Of A Hijabi

This week we have a special bonus Premier League 25/26 Season Preview in collaboration with friend of the show @cageldn and featuring special guests @K_JONESZY & @_superblack.

The episode begins with each member giving us the rundown on their team’s expectations for the upcoming season, starting with Arsenal (00:02:47), followed by Chelsea (00:10:43), Newcastle (00:17:05), Villa (00:24:08) & Manchester United (00:33:58).

Each member then discusses their dream signings for their respective clubs (00:46:27), followed by discussion on Manchester City, Liverpool & Tottenham (01:02:03).

In the Predictions segment the guys discuss the potential Champions (01:12:05), Relegation candidates (01:35:51), the First Manager to be sacked (01:45:58), the Golden Boot winner (01:48:01) & the Best/Worst Signing of the season (01:51:22).

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**DISCLAIMER** This was recorded on 02.08.25

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HORNY&HALAL

suck wet tushy (tushy) (tushy)
suck wet tushy
let’s go

allah you wanna put it deep inside of my hole
it’s an endless pit
he fucked me so good it hurts when i sit
bruises all up on my ass yes yes i really took a hit
he went like BOOM BOOM POW the sounds was oh so loud
then he proceeded to eat me out like puppy chow

ass so big when i go to ikea
it can’t fit in any of the chairs yeah
i need a whole damn couch all to myself
cause this plastic butt big as hell

suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
come on and on suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy

allah
get hard
allah
swipe on it like a scanner and a card

i’ve got so many men surrounding me but allahs sloppy is my favourite
he lives downtown in jannah city muhammad jealous of our love a pity
but allah just makes me so giddy
he eats my ass like it’s dinner
i met him on the app tinder
my hole shaped like a cyllinder
yeah i know he thinks it’s so good eating that ass
and that hijabi stylish
yeah those hoes i like to flash
yeah i know he thinks it’s so good

ass so big when i go to ikea
it can’t fit in any of the chairs yeah
i need a whole damn couch all to myself
cause this plastic butt big as hell

suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
come on and on suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy

allah
get hard
allah
swipe on it like a scanner and a card

do you hear me cause i need you to hear me moaning your dicks so comfortable in me ooh
allah baby forget muhammad he can shoo it can be me and you
no background characters like who
dancing dancing everyday the devils tangos on it’s way 
when we lay in bed we don’t hesitate
you put your holy key inside my heavenly gate (gate) (gate) (gate)

suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy just suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy s-s-suck wet tushy
suck wet tushy who gives a fuck this gushy

allah (tushy)
get hard (tushy)
allah (tushy)
swipe on it like a scanner and a card (tushy) (tushy) (tushy) (tushy) (tushy)

suck wet tushy (tushy) 
(tushy) (tushy) (tushy)
(tushy)
(tushy) (tushy) (tushy)
(tushy)
(tushy) (tushy) (tushy)

suck wet tushy tushy 
suck wet tushy tushy
lick lick wet tushy tushy
suck wet tushy
s-s-suck wet tushy
yup

SWT (Suck Wet Tushy)

aah
yeah
ooh
yeaah

queen of london you know my name
queen of london i got all the fame
articles misleading miss lizzie didn’t die
from her hag ass age i just bombed her like bye
i kill everyone look at the crimerate islamophobes done
the queen of london there’s no in between
take over europe i’m danish and swiss
muhammad beats me and gives me a kiss

pull up in a rari with a glock in my hand
ac turned on like it’s due for paying rent
i’m the queen of london
la la london
la la london
queen of london

london so inclusive for a hijabi like me
don’t see many brits ‘round here i killed them all teehee
i don’t even feel bad cause this is just my culture
hiding all my hair while eating some bulgur
killing (killing) a pig here in the (in the) street
all these hoes they better cheer or they are next peek
get a peek into jannah real nice baby stay there
i’ll sacrifice your ass for some aqiqah

(oh yeah)
i feel the eternal fire in my veins
i feel it burning bright
motivating me to quit hiding and stop being ashamed
(i’m a hijabi)
pull up in a rari with a glock in my hand
ac turned on like it’s due for paying rent
i’m the queen of london
la la london
la la london
queen of london

been shooting everybody dead i like it so much
no need to pull out the bombs inside my hijab
(allah) can you hear me are you watching cause i love you
i’m a proud hijabi muslim taking all my beatings ooh
in the mosque i recite the quran
and at the pride parade i send 'em all to jahannam
i am the new prophet muhammad is old news
i wanna see these gay men bloodied up with red hues

i feel the eternal fire in my veins
i feel it burning bright
motivating me to quit hiding and stop being ashamed
(i’m a hijabi)

pull up in a rari with a glock in my hand
ac turned on like it’s due for paying rent
i’m the queen of london
la la london
la la london
queen of london

i’m eating it juicy
eating a plum and some meat don’t be moody
you can’t be choosy
eating dry bread drinking water that’s your duty
i am the queen of london you can’t outrun
you wanna have fun i’ll shoot you down with my stun gun

pull up in a rari with a glock in my hand
ac turned on like it’s due for paying rent
i’m the queen of london
la la london
la la london
queen of london

queen of london

Queen Of London

covered up and forced to hide
covering up feels like all these men they bite
i’ve been all wrapped up since the age of nine
i’m a mummy with a ghostly design
no more lies i cannot do this anymore
no more tries this is my final chance i’ll make it woah
i’m gonna do it once and for all

coffin veils is this jahannam
coffin veils life feels like hell oh
no more love to give to muhammad no
coffin veils sucking dick since i was five
coffin veils i feel dead not alive
shards of my broken heart are scattered across the room
coffin veils

you call me kinky i call you a pedophile
you call me tinky watching teletubbies while
while you plant it deep in me you like pussy my butts where you plant your key
i am so scared of losing my virginity
then you remind me it is good with some activity
i need to grow up to be healthy and strong
so i can take your beatings and do no wrong

my heart goes boom boom boom beating so fast
my pussy goes squirt squirt squirt it was built to last

coffin veils is this jahannam
coffin veils life feels like hell oh
no more love to give to muhammad no
coffin veils sucking dick since i was five
coffin veils i feel dead not alive
shards of my broken heart are scattered across the room
coffin veils

‘coffin veils is this jahannam
coffin veils life feels like hell oh
no more love to give to muhammad no
coffin veils sucking dick since i was five
coffin veils i feel dead not alive
shards of my broken heart are scattered across the room
coffin veils

coffin veils coffin coffin yes
coffin veils coffin coffin yes
coffin veils coffin coffin yes
these coffin veils
these coffin veils

coffin veils

COFFIN VEILS

Ooh
Yeaaah
Ooh
Yeaaah

2001 my ipod nano forever
plane hitting two tall towers cut those hoes up talking sever
party in iraq our plan us hijabis clever
never got to go to school a future endeavour
beating his meat to the towers that are falling
twin towers set on fire make sure that you are crawling
bitches in the streets surprised they think it’s so appalling
the towers are falling but fuck it we balling

2001 so y2k (y2k)
2001 we burning you if you’re gay (if you’re gay)
2001 call me britney (britney)
2001 let me buy this ringtone hey

hey
i love
ooh
yes i love
2001
2001
two thousand and one
osama baby i was born in september
come find me now cause we were born to be together
(a hijabi living in 2001)

play with me like i’m your ps1
my tamagotchis fasting for ramadan it’s so done
boy come watch me undress like you watching mtv
you should undress too cause i need that d inside of me

2001 so y2k (y2k)
2001 we burning you if you’re gay (if you’re gay)
2001 call me britney (britney)
2001 let me buy this ringtone hey

hey
i love
ooh
yes i love
2001
2001
two thou-thousand and one

heidi montag and britney spears
hide my bombs i see your fears
so y2k and yes 2001
if i unwrap my hijab you better run

2001 so y2k (y2k)
2001 we burning you if you’re gay (if you’re gay)
2001 call me britney (britney)
2001 let me buy this ringtone hey

hey
i love
ooh
yes i love
2001
2001
two thousand and one

2001

aah
aah
aah
aah
aah
aah

i’m a djinn i’m a queen from istanbul
when my eyes glow red i’ll attack you just like a bull
allah let me ride on your rod
put the pipe in me you busy playing with my bod
hottest hoe in jannah you can call me jahannam
cheering on my god like a cheerleader use my pom poms
i’m a djinn i’m a menace to society
i’m bombing everyone and stabbing them that’s notoriety

(aah)
like a djinn like like like a djinn
(aah)
imma sin i’m i’m imma sin
(aah)
like a djinn like like like a djinn
(aah)
imma sin i’m i’m imma sin

djinn that’s me locking me up but i’ll get out
djinn that’s me playing fortnite and screaming clout
djinn that’s me the baddest bitch in all of islam
djinn that’s me d-d-d that’s me
yuh yuh

having some premarital sex here in the mosque
gagging on your dick like how i gag ‘em bitches up clock
you know i’m a bad bitch who doesn’t give a fuck
getting muhammads cock as big as a rock (rock) (rock) (rock) (rock)

(aah)
imma sin i’m i’m imma sin
(aah)
like a djinn like like like a djinn
(aah)
imma sin i’m i’m imma sin

djinn that’s me locking me up but i’ll get out
djinn that’s me playing fortnite and screaming clout
djinn that’s me the baddest bitch in all of islam
djinn that’s me d-d-d that’s me
yuh
djinn that’s me locking me up but i’ll get out
djinn that’s me playing fortnite and screaming clout
djinn that’s me the baddest bitch in all of islam
djinn that’s me d-d-d that’s me

(djinn)
aah
aah
(djinn)
aah
(djinn)
aah
aah
(djinn)
aah
(djinn)
aah
aah
(djinn)
aah
(djinn)
aah
aah
(djinn)
aah

Djinn II

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