This is the "On The Subject Of” replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kaki, otio Kaker
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] Katie wanders back to their station.
] They're almost there, actually.

_ Do I really wanna trust this guy?
_ I mean, it's not really a matter of trust. It's just a VHS tape. It can't be that bad.
_ I really gotta stop being so paranoid.

] Katie has arrived.

_ Well, here goes nothing.

] Katie puts the tape into a VHS player and hits play.

>PLAY

"Hello, Qian. This is your weekly survey on morale."

*Ring*
📞< YEAH YEAH. I KNOW.

"Let's get to the point!"

"Question number 1: Have you experienced any significant bodily harm in the past week?"

📞< [No.] BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW ZAT.

"Question number 2: What compels you?"

*Ring Ring Ring*
📞< HAU AB! I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THE FACT ZAT ZE EMPEROR IS KEEPING ME HERE! DAMN ZHIZ ALL..

"Question number 3: Have you made any discoveries as of late?"

*Ring*
📞< [No.] 
📞< ZIS IS ZE PART VHERE YOU TUNE OUT, EH?
📞< ZATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT, ZTOP PRETENDING!

"Question number 4: Has your experience with us been agreeably pleasant?"

*Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< [Yes.]
📞< ZAT'Z VHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, YEZ?
📞< I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU.

"Qusetion number 5: Do you require new supplies?"

*Ring Ring*
📞< [Yes.]
📞< OF COURZE I DO! BUT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME ANYTHING IN... VHAT? AN ENTIRE YEAR! 
📞< I KNOW THESE QUESTIONZ ARE PRERECORDED! I'M NOT ZAT ZTUPID!
📞< BUT I KNOW YOU'RE LIZTENING, EMPEROR.

"Question number 6: Do you agree to extend our contract?"

*RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< [Ugh.]  [Yes.]
📞< I REMEMBER VHAT YOU DID TO ME LAZT TIME. VHEN I DIDN'T ACCEPT.
📞< AND I KNOW HOW ZHIZ IZ GONNA GO! YOU'RE GONNA ZTRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND INJECT A ZYRINGE DIRECTLY INTO MY NECK!
📞< AND THEN I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING! IT'Z JUZT LIKE ZHAT ONE MOVIE...
📞< EVERY DAY ZHIZ HAPPENZ!

📞< BUT GUEZZ WHAT, EMPEROR?!
📞< I CAN WRITE DOWN NOTES! HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT?
📞< I REMEMBER. I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER.
📞< AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T EVER FORGET TOO.
📞< I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

"Thank you for participating in the survey. Remember that all of your responses have been recorded. See you next week!"

>STOP

_ Oh. 
_ Ohhh.
_ I can't just let this happen.
_ I can figure something out. I can't just stand by this. The clock is ticking.
_ Onward we go.
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: Chromie
Deltarune by You.

[P卌PEJAM] ugh {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the "Tick Tick" replacement for our AU my GOD DAMN Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kaki, Otions Mkaker
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*Ring Ring*
📞< WAIT! [No.] DON'T GO THROUGH ZAT DOOR! IT HAZ. ALOT OF BEARTRAPZ!

] You continue through the house, carefully of course.
] You're lucky you found a phone. You definitely needed to ask for his physical help here.

_ Jeez.. What happened here?

*Ring*
📞< ONE DAY I MIZPLACED MY NOTEZ, ZO I WOKE UP DAZED AND CONFUZED. VHEN I GOT OUT OF BED, I ZAW NOTEZ ALL AROUND MY HOUZE WITH NO MEMORY OF VHY ZHEY WHERE ZHERE!
📞< I THOUGHT A ZERIAL KILLER OF ZOME SORTZ HAD BROKEN IN, ZO I TRAPPED THE WHOLE HOUSE!

_ Unfortunate. How did you respond to my call, by the way?

*Ring*
📞< MY DRONE JEROME HAZ A CALLING FEATURE I ADDED.
📞< [Yes.] IT'Z ZE ZAME DRONE ZAT KNOCKED ME OVER AND INITITATED THE ZHENANIGANS EARLIER...
📞< BUT IT'Z QUITE UZEFUL OTHERWIZE!

_ Why did you call it Jerome, actually.
_ Kind of a dumb name.

*Ring Ring*
📞< IT ZTANDS FOR IT'Z UTILITIEZ. JET, EYE, ROVER, OBZERVER, MAPPER AND ENFORCER!
📞< IT IZ NOT A "DUMB NAME". ZAT IZ QUITE RUDE. 
📞< EXCUZE THE RINGING. I LEFT THE PHONE LIKE ZHAT WHEN I RUZHED OUT OF THE HOUZE.

_ Alrighty then.
_ The... "Tomb Unmaker" is in the top floor, right?
_ ...That's quite an intimidating name.

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< HEY! DO NOT JUDGE MY NAMING ABILITIEZ. I'M ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AT NAMING, IF I MAY ZAY ZO MYZELF...
📞< FOR EXAMPLE, I NAMED ZHIS CREATURE.. ZE BEAL!

_ What's... What's a beal?

] Fitzor randomly pulls an photo out of his pocket. Has it been there the whole time?
] It's.. It's just a seal but blue.

*Ring*
📞< ZHIS IS AN ACCIDENTAL CREATION OF MINE!
📞< THE BEAL! DON'T YOU GET IT? IT'S LIKE SEAL. BUT B!

_ Okay.
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Song by The Ceaseless Watcher who Lost a Lot of Time in the Past Few Days and Had to Rush This Song
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by ishowspeed no im not kidding
the beal: https://file.garden/Z86-cQcYZ0vCXj24/thebeal.png
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☺,☻,♥,♦,♣,♠,…~,⌂
♦,♣,♠,•,◘,○,…☻,♥

[P卌PEJAM]  Ring Ring {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

THLOTTT PLEASEEE THLOT GIVE US OUR CAKES BACK PLEASEEE THLOT
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