You approach the HIDEOUT.
A "little green fellow" sits at the end of a table.
Input command:
>enter
. "Ugh, I don't even have my costume on."
. "Whatever. What are you doing here?"
>trying to help
I don't understand!
. "Add quotation marks. They'll let you speak normally."
>"oh okay-a"
>"like i was-a sayin', imma trying to help-a you."
. "I don't need your help."
. "Besides, you'd just screw it up."
>"you-a said you were gonna test-a me!"
>"i-a love going on quests! just like the games i like-a to play!"
>"plus, playing single-player is-a no fun!"
. "... Fine. Whatever gets you to leave me alone."
. "Take this map."
You got the MAP.
. "It'll lead you to a cave with a legendary item in it."
. "If you're strong enough to get that item,"
. "I'll let you accompany me on my quest."
>"wahoo! let's-a go!"
. "There's no 'us', you're-"
>exit
. "... Sigh."

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incredible writing by @epik-bruh
Original: https://soundcloud.com/west-deltanoon/cutting-room-deltarune-the
Gamer of all games by @therealmaz

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