Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

10. Escape Reality
Lyrics by Ragman205

ferocious holes will lead me through
the green of subtle stripes

staring deep and still into
the unremitting pipes

turning writhing movements cease
a moment like no other

passing time seems to decrease
a future to discover

there's nothing else substantial here
the one and only choice

change into your golfing gear
smile and hush your voice

will you take what's rightfully yours?
will you play with me?

load your copy of Toadstool Tour
escape reality

Escape Reality

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

5. Golfing Mood
Lyrics by Freylancer

Red brother
First in line

Green brother
Hard to shine

Princess Peach
Looks sublime

Trickster Toad
Wasting time

Donkey Kong
Strength divine

Birdo swings
Left hand’s fine

Yoshi’s Calm
On cloud nine

Wario
Big waistline

Golfing Mood

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

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Will you play golf like me?
Chip it in like me?
Take your aim and send the ball into the sky like me?
Just to fuck with status quo because you're cool like me?
Can you add some super backspin to your shot like me?

Do you understand the meta of the game like me?
Land the ball within the branches of a tree like me?
Ignore toad and risk it all upon a hunch like me?
Saying “this ones for the science, watch and see” like me?...

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes

Are you fearless like me?
Ignore pipes like me?
Putt the ball and climb the mountain without help like me?
Use the edge of bunker janice as a ramp like me?
Can you clear the danger in a single shot like me?...

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes 

Song Lyrics:

1. The Way It Goes
Lyrics by Freylancer

Will you play golf like me?
Chip it in like me?
Take your aim and send the ball into the sky like me?
Just to fuck with status quo because you're cool like me?
Can you add some super backspin to your shot like me?

Do you understand the meta of the game like me?
Land the ball within the branches of a tree like me?
Ignore toad and risk it all upon a hunch like me?
Saying “this ones for the science, watch and see” like me?...

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes

Are you fearless like me?
Ignore pipes like me?
Putt the ball and climb the mountain without help like me?
Use the edge of bunker Janice as a ramp like me?
Can you clear the danger in a single shot like me?...

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes

And Koopa Troopa says:
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes
The liquid…River water flows
Take your shot…The outcome no one knows
Get good kid…Your lack of skill it shows
Oh ooh-oh ooh-oh oh
Too bad kid…That’s just the way it goes

The Way It Goes

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

8. Listen
Lyrics by Freylancer

Listen oooh oh oh 
oh ah ohh 

One foot, a near-pin experience like no other
So close to the hole it makes me wonder
Wahoo, he cries but I don’t believe green brother (brother)
Failin’, that flag shot has me feeling hot and flustered
My ball was on fabric, then it was on grass
Taken and plucked from the sky by a canvas hunter (hunter)

Listen, I've done this often
I’ve never had an issue with the swinging motion
But my putting hand is numb
And I’ve been playing golf for so long, so long
Listen, I’ve got a problem
And toad’s the only one who knows the wind’s true function
Reset the game and pretend I never played
Pretend I never played…

Listen…

Failin’, that flag shot has me feeling hot and flustered
My ball was on fabric, then it was on grass
Taken and plucked from the sky by a canvas hunter (hunter)

Listen, I've done this often 
I’ve never had an issue with the swinging motion
But my putting hand is numb
And I’ve been playing golf for so long, so long
Listen, I’ve got a problem
And toad’s the only one who knows the wind's true function
Reset the game and pretend I never played
Problem (Listen, I gotta problem)
This wind has a function (This wind has a function)
Reset the game (I’ll reset the game)
and pretend I never played
(and pretend I never played)


Listen

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

6. Cry
Lyrics by Freylancer

There’s a reason it’s par five, you can’t miss this chance
Because you’re currently placed 4th and need to advance
Toad says there’s beauty on the green, a chip-in delight
Just be wary of the wind, it tricks us in flight

To impress toad - it’s too damn hard
To land it on the green without going too far
If I slice again I can't promise I won't...
Cry.
To impress toad - it’s too damn hard
To land it on the green without going too far
If I slice again I can't promise I won't…
Cry.
To impress toad - it’s too damn hard
To land it on the green without going too far
If I slice again I can't promise I won't…
Cry.

I used a power shot and I don’t know about you
But my money’s on the ape, he strikes the ball with kung-fu
He stares off into the blue with his eyes
…With his eyes…
Toad will never grow old, or change his mind
He’ll talk about it later on, and he won't be kind
There’s something menacing and cruel about what he’ll say
And then he’ll ask again, are you ready to play?

And impressing toad - it’s too damn hard
To land it on the green without going too far
If I slice again I can't promise I won't…
Cry.
To impress toad - it’s too damn hard
To land it on the green without going too far
If I slice again I can’t promise I won’t...
Cry.

We don’t play golf that much, no one misses it like i do
I hope we will play soon, a cheeky game is due
And send a golf ball (or two) down the green
From time to time...
(From time to time)

To impress toad - it's too damn hard
I want to chip, but this games gone too far
If I slice again, I can’t promise I won't…
Cry.

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

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2. Dabadoo
Lyrics by Freylancer

Giving up, dabadoo 
No more power shots to use
Looking out from the bunker, but you just don’t have the juice
And there is fear, of losing small
and you cannot slice the ball
When it feels like the toad god is against us...

Dabadoo (ohh)
Dabadoo (ohh)
You cannot lose

"Which play will win?" is the question you ask
But with so many choices it becomes a mighty task
What is fringe, and what is lake?
It’s a risk you’ll have to take
Better add some super topspin just in case...

Dabadoo (ohh)
Dabadoo (ohh)
(You cannot lose)
Dabadoo (ohh)
Dabadoo (ohh)
(You better choose)

Your ball might sink and that’s too bad
Directly in and you’ll be glad
The time has come to take you’re shot but then the ping spikes hard...

Dabadoo (ohh)
Dabadoo (ohh)
(You cannot lose)

Dabadoo

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer and Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

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9. Selected: Prayers Part 2
Lyrics by Ragman205

The haunted heath
Where we belong
We sing for you
Our sacred song

A hidden life
You'll only see
When clubs strike down
And punish three

And when they long
To hurry home
Into the heath
Never alone

One day you'll strike
The haunted heath
Nothing will stir
Nothing's beneath

Selected: Prayers Part 2

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics by Freylancer, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

3. Selected: Prayers Part 1
Lyrics by Freylancer

I wish upon 
A star at night
I’m asking for 
A future shining bright

I don’t need much
So If I might
Pray to toad
To make this alright

I golf upon
A fairway green
Rainbows around
Clouds in between

I live to make
The golf ball sing
Don’t make a sound
While I take my swing

Selected: Prayers Part 1

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Instrumental composed and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Stuck Inside On A Rainy Day Thinking About Golf

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour-inspired parody album. Original lyrics Ragman205, instrumental and vocals created and mixed by Freylancer using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

4. It's For Life
Lyrics by Ragman205

It doesn't matter who you pick
If you can't handle your joystick

It really doesn't make much sense
To swing your club with false pretense

You must prepare, then you will find
Your inner sanctum, peace of mind

Denying fear, accepting hope
(Is) the only way that you will cope

So read the course's subtle clues
And with these tips you will not lose

It's worth the struggle and the strife
Not just for Christmas, it's for life

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