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The Homie and Lance Robotson explore various themes including the challenges of working at the post office, the dynamics of morale and management, the crab bucket mentality among workers, and the creative chaos of comedy. They discuss the importance of community and real-life connections fostered through online platforms, emphasizing the need for optimism and collaboration in a world often filled with negativity. The conversation also touches on the absurdity of performance art and the unique experiences of open mic comedy.

A.S.S. 227: All My Homies Got NeoMania

When you least expect it, life throws you a curveball of epic proportions

Absurdity of Life

Listen to "The Worst Week Yet" here: https://www.worstweekyet.com/
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"I could probably get Cash Patel."
"You should only ever scam up."
"That's comedy gold."
"I was really mentally unstable."
"I was trying to stay busy."
"Jail wasn't that bad."
"That's kind of woke, Grammy."
"You're doing vibe terrorism."
"What's a flesh light?"
"I had no plan."
"If you are a charismatic person."
"This guy practiced this."
"I had nothing."
"They hated my guts."
"I thought it was the same guy."

A.S.S. 232: All My Homies Doing Vibe Terrorism Ft. Andrew Hilary

Back on the Explo-D, things quickly start to fall apart...

Scene 6: They Don't Make Redshirts Like They Used To

Casper Schulz - He Wanted To Fly

Casper Schulz - Absurdity

This document, "Albert Camus Philosopher," explores Camus's philosophical development, particularly his early work on Christian Metaphysics and Neoplatonism. It examines how Nietzsche's critique of traditional morality influenced Camus's concept of authenticity and the absurd, as seen in L'Étranger. The text also discusses Augustine's views on faith, reason, and free will in relation to God and the human condition. Furthermore, it analyzes Gnosticism as an early attempt to reconcile Greek philosophy with Christian revelation, focusing on themes like the problem of evil and the role of intermediaries between God and humanity. Finally, the document details Plotinus's metaphysics, including the concept of the One and emanation, as another significant influence on Camus's thought.

ALBERT CAMUS | Christianity and the Absurd (Audio Summary)

A slow-burning, post-rock monologue whispered at the edge of faith and fatigue. In this atmospheric reimagining of “God at the Awful Waffle,” the guitars stretch like steam from a chipped coffee mug while the voice—half preacher, half patron—unfolds a story too absurd to be fiction and too familiar to be dismissed. Equal parts gospel, hallucination, and spiritual shoulder shrug, this version trades sarcasm for silence, letting the world end one bite at a time. It’s not a warning. It’s just the weather.

God at the Awful Waffle

Lyrics/License

God at the Awful Waffle (Post-Rock)

Written by Briyan Frederick Baker
Published by Blind Mime Music, ASAP
© Brian F Baker. All rights reserved. 
BFBMusic.com

Whelmed

Whelm is a verb
To engulf or submerge
And that's what I am
If the truth could be heard

Life 's in a state
Of utterly whelm
The absurdity whelms
When it takes the helm

[chorus]
iI'm basically over 
Though essentially under… (whelmed)
Whelmed over circumstances
Beyond my advances
Stuck here at the laundromat
On the corner of over
Under, outer and inner
Whelmed

It's not a teachable moment
I'm well past that now
I've turned off all comments
The trend's pointing down

[chorus]
iI'm basically over 
Though essentially under… (whelmed)
Whelmed over circumstances
Beyond my advances
Stuck here at the laundromat
On the corner of over
Under, outer and inner
Whelmed

Whelm is a verb
To engulf or submerge
And that's what I am
If the truth could be heard

But the truth won't be told
To the young, but the old
Will hear it quite incessantly
Wherever good books are sold

[chorus]
iI'm basically over 
Though essentially under… (whelmed)
Whelmed over circumstances
Beyond my advances
Stuck here at the laundromat
On the corner of over
Under, outer and inner
Whelmed

Over, under, outer and inner (whelmed…)
Over, under, outer and inner (whelmed…)
Over, under, outer and inner (whelmed…)
Over, under, outer and inner 

[instrumental]

Whelmed

dont talk shit when you rap shit
Genuinely depressed inside
i have found skill in Domcore
FEMBOYZAI!

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See phrases.pub for lyrics, licensing, and a full, searchable catalog.

Phrases and Phases Publishing is a one-man label, archive, and reality-refraction field. Founded by J. Adam Walters - lawyer-turned lyricist, satirist, and architectural dropout from polite society - it's the home for songs that shouldn't exist, poems that go to far, and fictional universes with better paperwork than the Library of Congress. 

From folk elegies to parody rap to theocratic cartoon trauma epics, everything here is written by a human who uses AI as a collaborator and instrument rather than an outsourced brain, and finished only when it reaches a space where laughing hurts, or hurting laughs.

I genuinely believe in the potential of music to facilitate personal growth, foster meaningful connections, and cultivate shared experiences. My mission centers on producing dynamic musical works, both in the booth and studio, as an effective medium for storytelling, spiritual exploration, and the creation of deep emotional bonds.


+ Life Long Musical Professional & Enthusiast | Creative Entrepreneur | Music Producer | Club DJ | Event Production, Management, and Design Specialist | Electrician | Graphic Designer | Barber & Comedian 
+ Academic Background Master of Arts in Arts and Media, Audio Production, Media Management, Psychology, Mathematics, Sciences, and Business.   

**UNIFI MUSIC LLC**
NYC-Based Record Label, Music Production & Artist Management
At UNIFI MUSIC LLC, we aim to cultivate a creative and collaborative ecosystem for emerging musicians, artists, and producers. We are dedicated to educating up-and-coming artists to help them reach their highest potential while providing them the means to release music on all essential platforms. Our goal is to create an inspiring and lasting impact on the music industry. Music, dance, and storytelling are fundamental parts of the human experience. Art inspires, helps us find purpose, and fosters meaningful, lifelong connections..

Website - https://bio.site/anelo
Label - https://UnifiMusicRecords.com
Email - Promo@UnifiMusic.info

Blind Mime Music (ASCAP) is a Soundcloud for recordings of songs and music written by Briyan Frederick Baker (GAJOOB and Tapegerm Collective) and collaborators. Eventually songs will make their way onto Bandcamp albums and stream on all the usual outlets. Briyan has been making songs since junior and high school and these recordings contain 50+ years of material old and new. The music ranges from glitch pop to experimental.

"Crew'd" is a comedic audio Science-Fiction serial detailing the misadventures of the Explo-D asteroid surveyor vessel and its incompetent crew. Corporate bureaucracy, engine troubles, quack robot-doctors - there's no problem this crew can't exacerbate!

"Crew'd" is the original intellectual property of D. C. Miller and K. L. Smith.  All borrowed sound effects were supplied by epidemicsound.com, freesound.org, and zapsplat.com. The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by federal law enforcement agencies, and is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of $250,000.

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COCO00047 - Floyd Lavine, William Kiss ft. Liam Mockridge - Hypnotize 

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