DON’T CATCH THE BEAT! – Songs About STDs
Twelve tracks. Ten notorious germs. One funky MC Doctor ready to drop knowledge.

Don’t Catch the Beat! is the world’s first fully PG, laugh-out-loud, scientifically accurate STD concept album. Each song gives an infamous infection its own genre, from “The Clap Rap” (Gonorrhea) to “Syphilis Swing” to “Crab Walk Boogie.” It’s part comedy, part public health, and 100% catchy — the kind of beats you want stuck in your head.

Through ska-punk safety anthems, disco germ shuffles, and tropical vaccine jams, MC Doctor and the Healthy Squad school listeners on prevention, testing, treatment, and vaccines. Every track delivers real facts without shame or R-rated content — just clever rhymes, big hooks, and enough variety to keep you dancing while you learn.

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the education, or both, this album makes one thing clear: germs can drop the beat, but they’ll never drop you if you stay safe.

Track highlights:

The Clap Rap – The single you can’t un-hear (in a good way)

Chlamydia Cha-Cha – The sneaky one with the dance floor plan

HIV: Hope in Harmony – The anthem of progress and prevention

Safe & Sound – The Healthy Squad’s victory lap


🎶 Lesson one: Know your enemy. Lesson two: Don’t Catch the Beat.

Buy me

HPV Party Crash

Trich Trouble Shuffle

Safe & Sound

Chlamydia Cha-Cha

Hepatitis Hop

Syphilis Swing

Herpes on the Half Beat

The Clap Rap

Clean Scene Finale

Meet the Germ Squad

Domino Train Rollin

Poop Shoot Salad

The_Sound

by myself (par bonus)

[Verse 1]
I’ve got to tell you something
This is a love letter song
Wondering what I’m gonna do without you
Only craved attention, not touch
Wondering what you said, keep your words
In my own mind, they echo
Echo, echo, echo
All the things you’ve said
Echo, echo, echo
All the things you’ve said

I lie awake and replay them
Over and over again
The way your eyes catch the light
I can’t pretend it doesn’t stay inside my head
Face in memories, softened glow
I can’t let you go
Shy little glow, it will never fade
Softened memories cut me like a blade
I’m sorry, I’m driftin’ away

[Chorus]
Driftin’ aaaaaway, but your face won’t erase
Driftin’ aaaaaway, I can’t be alone in space

[Verse 2]
You know there’s always gonna be
That one person you feel like
You can’t let go of
Till you actually let go (laugh)
But sometimes you’re just better off without them
And it’s okay to be alone
Because when you feel alone
You get to find your true self
Do you wanna find your true self? Do you?

[Pre-Chorus]
I just wanna ask something
This is a love letter song
Do you think of me when no one else is near?
I don’t know, I just wanna know
Age was different by two years
Best girl I’ve ever met though
I’m happy we’re just…

[Chorus]
Driftin’ aaaaaway, I can’t be alone in space
Driftin’ aaaaaway, maybe in another life

Driftin' Away

Too Much, Too Little

i wanna kill u

dehydration

reup 2 co produced by dbeatsarchitect

Spice climate

for credit purposes: all production is done by me unless specifically said to be by someone else

(moving away from the gstwrld project, sorry for all of those supporters!)
if your confused, i’m keeping the music i made under the name gstwrld on here, but the new stuff is from my current project

I'm a 15-year-old girl who is just starting to sing and make music so please dont hate any music i make

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