DON’T CATCH THE BEAT! – Songs About STDs
Twelve tracks. Ten notorious germs. One funky MC Doctor ready to drop knowledge.

Don’t Catch the Beat! is the world’s first fully PG, laugh-out-loud, scientifically accurate STD concept album. Each song gives an infamous infection its own genre, from “The Clap Rap” (Gonorrhea) to “Syphilis Swing” to “Crab Walk Boogie.” It’s part comedy, part public health, and 100% catchy — the kind of beats you want stuck in your head.

Through ska-punk safety anthems, disco germ shuffles, and tropical vaccine jams, MC Doctor and the Healthy Squad school listeners on prevention, testing, treatment, and vaccines. Every track delivers real facts without shame or R-rated content — just clever rhymes, big hooks, and enough variety to keep you dancing while you learn.

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the education, or both, this album makes one thing clear: germs can drop the beat, but they’ll never drop you if you stay safe.

Track highlights:

The Clap Rap – The single you can’t un-hear (in a good way)

Chlamydia Cha-Cha – The sneaky one with the dance floor plan

HIV: Hope in Harmony – The anthem of progress and prevention

Safe & Sound – The Healthy Squad’s victory lap


🎶 Lesson one: Know your enemy. Lesson two: Don’t Catch the Beat.

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Syphilis Swing

Herpes on the Half Beat

The Clap Rap

Clean Scene Finale

Meet the Germ Squad

Sheep Mall Madness

Eyes Like Mine (Jade Burst)

Domino Train Rollin

Poop Shoot Salad

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