Verse]
Little girl got the controller
Holding tight she's getting older
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Terrible games you cannot hide

[Verse 2]
Angry Nerd's on a mission
Saving kids from poor decisions
Gotta stop her from that fate
Before it's just too late

[Chorus]
Gotta run gotta shout
Saving the world without a doubt
Terrible games we kick them out
Angry Nerd's about

[Verse 3]
He’s got power in his hands
Retro games and battle plans
Pixel knights in shining gear
No bad games will linger here

[Bridge]
Little girl don't press start
Nerd's protectin' every heart
Rescue mission on the way
Terrible games you can't play

[Verse 4]
Flashing screens and beeping sounds
Angry Nerd will stand his ground
For every kid who loves to game
Keep them safe that's his aim

The Angry Video Game Nerd's Mission

assholevania cover (not really)

JamesNintendoNerd

hmmmm, somethings off, i cant put my pixel on it

Future Fuckballs 2000 But Something's Wrong

[Verse]
In the park I used to roam
Saw a dragon carved from stone
Scared me then but now I know
It's a sign to chase my goal

[Verse 2]
Green eyes watch the path we seek
Silent roar that makes us weak
Once a fear but now it gleams
Dragon pushes me to dreams

[Chorus]
Dragon of dreams
Burning bright
Give me strength now
In the night
Pursue the films
Take to flight
Dragon be my
Guiding light

[Verse 3]
In the shadows of my past
Memories that hold me fast
Conquer fears and take the leap
Treasure's there
It's mine to keep

[Bridge]
Through the fire and through the haze
See the dragon
Clear your gaze
What once scared you now can steer
Toward the dreams you hold so dear

[Chorus]
Dragon of dreams
Burning bright
Give me strength now
In the night
Pursue the films
Take to flight
Dragon be my
Guiding light

The Dragon in My Dreams

I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH, WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p9HW3AlbFc chromatic credits

CRAZY CASTLE

Nerd Vs Critic Rap Thing

Dive into retro gaming chaos with The Angry Video Game Nerd Rap, a high-energy tribute to one of YouTube’s most iconic personalities, James Rolfe, aka AVGN. Karanastic takes on the Nerd’s signature rage-filled critiques, rapping about infamous games like E.T., Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and even Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties. From AVGN’s Rolling Rock-fueled rampages to his battles with gaming’s worst creations, this track celebrates the Nerd’s unfiltered humor and love for retro gaming. Whether you’re a fan of Atari nightmares or the NES era, this song is packed with references that bring AVGN’s world to life.

The Angry Video Game Nerd Rap

Wrist Game (feat. Angry Video Game Nerd)

Music Video: https://youtu.be/k7UrDJQYwTk
Lyrics:
Squan Gus - My name is Squan Gus
Yeah, you look like a butt
Make you hide in a rut
Cause you’re no more than crud.
Bitch, I may be a cracker but at least I can admit
That I’m not as white as the fans of your one-word sentence.
I sing my songs so heavenly, on my Island, don’t be steppin’
Be a bigger annoyance than you are to White Len.
I love me some yaoi, but you’re all toxic, no fun.
Excuse me while I break the beat, you can’t rap so just run.

Neco-arc - Nyahh! It’s me Neco, I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
I’m boutta bomb this whole motherfucking plane-
THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND I’LL DRAG YOU TO HELL
EVERYONE SUCK MY FAT GIRL DICK, NECO-ARC GOES KABLOW!

Angry Video Game Nerd - ASS!
I’m gonna take you back to the past
I’m gonna play the shitty games that suck ass!
Rap battle, more like rap shit
Fuck all of you and Mike Patei for showing his dick!
All of you are bitches, where’s my fucking Roll n’ Rock?
You’re all so shit, suck my fucking cock!
LJN never made something as rushed as this.
Atari Football has me more hyped than you shits.
I’m fucking done with this, I’m gonna fucking kill you now!
Holy shit, it’s fucking mid. Uhn! Uhn! Uhn!

Vapor - Hello, it’s me Vapor from Pillar Chase.
I have one arm and I will kill you.
I am the worst character in the game but I will still kill you.
A warm place in hell is open and I shall take you there.
I am Vapor from Pillar Chase and I will kill you.
I am a very evil skeleton if you purchase the skin that turns me into a skeleton.

Papyrus - Nyeh? Did someone say skeleton?
It’s me, The Great Papyrus, surprised I haven’t been here before!
What with me being Kris’ voice in their head, you know the lore.
But this battle has gone off the rails, so I’m knocking at its door.
To try and salvage the rushed mess of a finale, it’s a bore!
Squan Gus, you’re random, nothing to go off of besides that you’re white.
And Neco-Arc self-destructing was the only way for Kris’ voice to survive.
Originally, Meowth was supposed to also show up
And also Dr. House was too… don’t, don’t question it please.
So now we’re in a situation where this battle needs a fixin’!
Rushing shit to meet the deadline of Christmas.
Everything happening all at once, all on top of Kris’ work.
It’s surprising we get anything at all right now, guess that’s Kris’ quirk!
Thank you all for watching though, it really means a lot.
Hopefully, 1K Subs next year? For Kris’ sake, maybe not…

Dr. House - Actually, you mentioned me, now I gotta show up.
It’s me, Dr. House, I don’t need a beat to rap on-

??? - 1K subscribers… my hell will be welcoming you… HAHAHAHA!

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Squan Gus vs. Neco-Arc

cover of angry video game nerd theme nostalgia critic can suck a nut

i miss u James Rolfe 2004 (AVGN Theme)

TH3 3ND (Name of the track, not a finale you moron.)

All rights belong to Cinemassacre, Kyle Justin, AVGN and all other parties in the making of this media. I am simply reposting because I noticed it wasn't on this platform. I am not receiving any revenue, I just want the ability to show my friends this song and anybody else looking for it. Please do not nuke my soundcloud account. 

AVGN Spiderman Theme - Kyle Justin

what if jersey but loud and ytp sound ? ??

made in mx9

interlude - maximalizt club

every genre is personalized

I’m here to see mf doom [extended]

go hard prod. percanthem

Am I the only DJ that adds NCS Music to my mixes!? ...and why do I keep making new mixes!? *starts going crazy*

New mixes every day, week, month, and 2 months!

My rise in popularity is dying.

Undertale & Pizza Tower music dude that cooks alot

Sup, welcome to my SoundCloud. Uhhh, don’t expect a consistent upload schedule or themes to my mashups or tracks, just posting here for fun. I usually post edits, mashups, or both.

credit to my friend Kabreezy for making the art for my soundcloud banner !!!
(go play his game meppo's vacaton and his other projects free on itch.io)

this is the place where I post random crap and ideas I've had. don't expect any record deals to come outta here, but hope you guys enjoy your stay here. 

The self proclaimed and world renowned “Internet’s Best Rapper” has been recording songs independently for over a dozen years. This is hard-hitting, dope hip hop created with a fury of emotional intelligence that will rock your senses. People who don't like rap music like Karanastic.



The masterful lyrical flows found within the audio touch on subjects people care about - like life, pop-culture, conspiracy theories and a swarm of other nonsense that consumes the world.



Karanastic makes songs from his unique perspective of life as a thirty-something year old middle-class business professional. He spends entirely too much time philosophizing about living in the Matrix. Often lost within the depths of the internet, this West Coast rapper proudly admits to getting inspiration from pro-wrestling, Pokemon cards and fake news.

i make indie music but i also produce beats☝️☝️

eclectronic musician

sample effectionist

repeater self

Maker of Inside Joke Rap Battles, used to make Deltarune meme song edits. None of what I make is supposed to be unironically good.

Pronouns are she/her

I like making stuff :3

I usually upload music here:
 https://www.youtube.com/@xX_Th3D4nkG1r_Xx/featured

New tracks tagged #Avgn