If you like the music please share & subscribe, thanks!

https://youtu.be/HqhxLxK2W70
https://www.youtube.com/@theartificialhomewreckers
https://soundcloud.com/theartificialhomewreckers

[Verse 1]
I rolled into town with a plan and a smile,
Had a suitcase of booze, thought I’d stay for a while.
Bartender said, “Boy, you got money to spend?”
I said, “Nah, but I got tequila and a thirst for sin.”
Pulled out that case like a magician’s trick,
Cracked a cold one open, said, “Let’s get lit!”

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
Some whiskey for my wisdom, some beer for my funk.
If trouble comes knockin’, well, hell, let it in,
‘Cause bad decisions always start with a grin.
I don’t need no money, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

[Verse 2]
Some guy in the corner said, “Boy, you ain’t right,”
I said, “Damn straight, buddy, now pass me some ice.”
We played poker on a barrel, bet a shot on each hand,
Then a fight broke out when I took his last grand.
The sheriff walked in, looked me dead in the eyes,
Said, “Son, you again? Well, I ain’t surprised.”

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
Got chased outta Reno ridin’ shotgun in a trunk.
If you see me roll in, better lock up your stash,
‘Cause I’ll drink what you got and I won’t even ask.
I don’t need no manners, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

[Verse 3]
Now my liver’s on strike, my wallet’s a ghost,
My ex sent a text sayin’, “Damn, you’re the most.”
I said, “Baby, I love you, but I’m married to gin,”
And she blocked my number before I could sin.
Woke up in a ditch, found my pants in a tree,
A raccoon had my wallet and was laughin’ at me.

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
I should call it a night, but that just ain't fun.
Got beer in my pocket and a flask in my boot,
If there’s a bad idea, you know I’ll salute.
I don’t need no money, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

Case of Drinks to the Case of the Drunks

- Update: October, will hit back with something tasty.
- Please subscribe:
https://www.youtube.com/@theartificialhomewreckers

Rock n roll has been a fun ride but for now county is calling the soul once again. You can easily navigate genres in the Playlist section.

Strumming their way through heartbreak, hilarity, and highway hijinks, The Artificial Home Wreckers are a country rock band like no other. Born from a chance encounter at a roadside diner with a broken jukebox, these renegades of rhythm specialize in songs that sound like a wild Friday night and feel like a hungover Saturday morning.

Their music is a cocktail of twangy guitars, foot-stomping beats, and lyrics that toe the line between tragic and downright ridiculous. From ballads about exes who "borrowed" their truck (and forgot to return it) to anthems about that one unforgettable karaoke night gone horribly wrong, they’ve got a tune for every lovable misfit out there.

Catch them on tour (if their GPS actually works this time), and remember their motto: “Breaking homes one chorus at a time!”

New tracks tagged #BeerBootAndBadDecisions,