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Bonnie & Clyde

Two young lovers, bound by passion and desperation, blaze a trail of crime across the open road—until the law finally catches up. With sirens wailing and guns drawn, their story ends in a hail of bullets, their love immortalized in the dust and blood of their final stand.

Me and a Flatland Girl

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S&W Episode 990: A Guide to Recognizing Your Goomars

lyrics:


Fuck a bitchhhh

I don't need a hoe (fuck em)

Did it by myself, solo mission GTA

Call me Bonnie Blue how I'm fuckin' all these slutssss (whore)

I'm pissing on her, she like golden showerss (psssh psssh)

She a freaky, like Tiana Trump

Bitch, I crave your pussy, lemme dive and swim in there

(No goggles)

Everywhere, I'm travelling everywhere, just like Rick and Morty, I'm portal travelling everywhere

I am divers, bro I'm multilingual

Como te llamas, mamacita, lemme eat your coño (por favor)

I ain't a racist, I love all the bitches

Asian, Black, and White and them otherworldy faces

Mama Mia! Holy fucking shit (straight a movie)

She just fucked her dog, animal, I'm talkin' woof! (what fuck?)

Animal abuser, pet control, I beat her pussy (Moe, what the fucky?)

Caught a disease, then I passed it to the buddy (unknowingly)

It serves you right, you fucking bastard, you a treesh (yeah, no cap)

How you fuck my hoe behind my back, bro, you a paigon (fucking bitch)

You're a pencil, nigga I'll erase you (like a rubber)

Come like Kung-Fu Panda, you Tai Lung, I'm finna kill you (hai-ya!)

CHORUS 2
Bonnie and Clyde, that was you and I

Computer glitching, head in space like Elroy Jetson

Option C, GTA, you chose a deathwish

Nigga you will die, no such thing as mending fences

Bonnie and Clyde, that was you and I

Computer glitching, head in space like Elroy Jetson

Option C, GTA, you chose a deathwish

Nigga you will die, no such thing as mending fences

VERSE 2
Moe, are you listening?

Are you, tired of these bitches?

Should I cop me a Richard?

Fuck, I'm finna stunt on these niggasssssss

[deep voice]

Every day they talking bout me, wanna see what else I'm up to

Every day they switching on me, like they are bisexual

Every day they cursing on me, voodoo dolls they poking needles

Every day I'm striving, tryna be the best me, fuck a rest day

Every day I pray to God, my Lord and Saviour He will save me

Every day God will do it for me, He don't do forsaking

Every day I'm running towards the paper, I got tunnel vision

Every day I make the most of it, like it is my last day


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SOLO MiSSiON

mixing Lil Certi. prod M0nty Beats. Bringing the summer vibes with some love into it.

Bonnie and Clyde Ft BlessedPoison

Bon n clyde

This EPx8 takes a walk around the blocks of Blues ❯ Folk ❯ Jazz ❯ LoFi ❯ Dub, to celebrate Hammy's move (and life) SHOWsutra style, because it's funny because it's true: Hammy (and his daddy, whose name is not Clyde haha) got a new house on Clyde Avenue. And so now, it's "Hammy On Clyde"!

✪ ✪ ✪
@bananasutra lyrics: 

[Intro]
They say trouble walks on two legs…
But mine’s got four, and loves to beg
His name’s Hammy.
Hammy on Clyde.

[Verse 1]
He’s a brown-eyed bandit, a bed-hoggin’ prince
Took one look, and I ain’t been sane since
Floppin’ ears and a Gumby in his teeth
Tryin’ to break that toy’s neck, sweet canine grief

Howlin’ at sirens now just for fun
Waggin’ like no gangster owns a man
He don’t talk, but you feel what he means
With a wiggle and a woof and a pee on your jeans

[Chorus]
That’s Hammy, Hammy on Clyde
Flyin’ through the air with that swagger and slide
Soft like a whisper, wild like a tide
Needy, sweetie, king of the ride
Yeah, he’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde! 

[Verse 2]
He’ll follow his people with a rhythm so sweet
Sniffin’ dreams off the sidewalk, and pissin’ on deceit
Little dog, big soul, and a loyalty loud
Waggin’ his tail on the beat, feelin’ proud

He’s got zoomies in his bones and jazz in his feet
When he’s runnin’ the block, man, the rhythm’s complete
Clyde’s his kingdom, the hydrants his throne
And every blade of grass? Smells like home

[Chorus]
That’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde
Guardian of snacks and neighborhood pride
Got a bark like a rebel and a cuddle inside
He’ll lick your face and steal your guide
Yeah, he’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde! 

[Bridge]
He ain’t no gangster, he’s better than that
He’s a therapist in fur, with no baseball hat
Wears a tail, and when it wags, silly, you’re healed
No tricks, just treats. That’s the realest deal

[Final Chorus]
That’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde
Love with no leash, mischief that don’t hide
He’ll sniff out your sorrow, and walk by your side
A four-legged legend you can’t override
Oh Hammy… oh my Hammy on Clyde! 

[Outro]
So if you’re ever lost in San Rafael’s tide,
Look out for a blond with a goofy stride
Listen up for his paws
And Gumby gone outlaw
Doggy love pride!
Hammy… on Clyde.

🐕 💦


[07] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Cheeky DUB

[08] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Cheeky DUB

[02] Hammy on Clyde - Queen of Authentic FOLK

[04] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Psy Gipsy Blues JAZZ

[01] Hammy on Clyde - Destiny BLUES

[06] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Cello JAZZ LOFI

[03] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Psy Gipsy Blues JAZZ

[05] Hammy on Clyde - SHOWsutra Cello JAZZ LOFI

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… because life on earth is a Psychedelic Cabaret, and “music is the only religion that delivers the goods” (like Frank said). 

To be clear, all I really know is I dunno shit about fck (like Socrates said:)—music and songwriting included. But(t) I feel it, the music, so damn deeep in my soul! I’m just a humble existential fool, a silly banana who likes to play and share, to question and learn. Words are my oldest best friends, hearing myself sing is a freaking miracle (trust me on that lol), and I believe curiosity and #gratitude are the keys to happiness… So voilà, there’s that.

Also, (if you’re curious) BananaSutra is not just a made up BS brand kinda word, it’s actually the name of my DIY Bible—a collection of songs telling true stories of faith, to help me (and perhaps you) make sense of a world gone wild, like bananas gone foul in shallow ignorance and deadly malevolence… Think of it as an agnostic testament of sorts, an audio book of songs with quirky lyrics about things that matter, like the definition of right and wrong, and the meaning of truth, joy, justice, peace, grace, and awe 🕊️

Some call it Artificial Intelligence, but(t) I call Authentic Imagination, Alternative Ideas, Augmented Innuendos, Abstract Illogisms… hopefully, you get the gist? The point being, life is the story we tell ourselves and LYRICS matter—each @bananasutra song has a wondering root and a loving purpose, guided by one of (my) 7 (bananas) sutras: 
- KNOWsutra : is it fair?
- BLOWsutra : is it foul?
- SHOWsutra : is it fun?
- GROWsutra : is it fear?
- FLOWsutra : is it free?
- GLOWsutra : is it fab?
- BOWsutra : is it awe?

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Rob Barnhardt is a word nerd, irrational numbers enthusiast, avid disestablishmentarian, penny ante poker phenom and notorious sleep-aholic who sometimes dreams in Rock ‘n’ Roll. His parents were the star attraction in a daring high wire act that famously worked without a net. Both died while he was still young. He was sent to his grandmother's brothel where he was raised by prostitutes. Encouraged by a Jesuit priest, he taught himself guitar at 13, becoming an accomplished classical guitarist. He was high school valedictorian and went off to Julliard on a music scholarship. He kept a revolver and a rattlesnake in his dorm room, supplementing his scholarship with money he made selling drugs. He took advantage of the many parties at Juilliard and would often show up to them naked. He got kicked out of school for running an illegal numbers game and became an ambulance driver, hustling pool and playing in a jazz combo on the side. He met and fell in love with an Atlantic City showgirl on an ocean liner when he was 27. They jumped ship and married in Istanbul, exploring Eastern mythology and the occult while on their honeymoon. On a party dare gone awry, he fatally shot his new bride while attempting an ill conceived version of William Tell, missing the shot glass placed atop her head and instead shooting her in the eye. After serving seven years hard labor for manslaughter, he escaped from a Romanian prison and stole away on a southbound freighter. He found himself in Brisbane, living in a motel and living hand to mouth, furiously writing songs and drinking heavily. Between sporadic bar gigs, he took odd jobs at shipyards and funeral homes. He never remarried, preferring one night stands and prostitutes to a committed monogamous relationship. At this writing, he lives a hermit-like existence in a sparsely furnished farmhouse East of Omaha. And when he does venture out for musical engagements, he usually wants to be back at home.

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