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8 versions of the same poem to hear the way my 8 main dialects effect performance

The Second Coming (General British)

The Second Coming (Australian)

The Second Coming (Scottish)

The Second Coming (Irish)

The Second Coming (New York)

The Second Coming (American)

The Second Coming (Cockney)

The Second Coming (Non-Rhotic Southern)

Do you know someone who's a bit of a LAD??!!

Bit of a Lad

Dialect and character sample from The Dream Journal of JD Solomon

Fiction MM Dialogue w/ Southern US Dialect, 1st person narration

Cockney

Do you know a John who's a bit of a lad???!

Bit of a Lad v2

"Stupid(Remix)"is a fearless,genre-bending banger that amplifies the chaos and intensity of punk for a new era”

Stupid

Dark, textured, and theatrical — a commanding voice layered with menace and mystique. Perfect for video games, animation, or fantasy narratives.

🐉 Character – Fantasy Game Villain

My mum was a child minder. Growing up, there were plenty of other kids at home. One was called Stevie. When confronted with something unusual, he'd say "That's a funny habitat!" To my shame, sometimes my brother and I used to tease him. This song is dedicated to him.

Habitat

Stevie crawls right up the hill and then we push him down again
Stevie climbs the metal slide and then we hurl him down again
Up and down  - down & up 
Then we shove him down again
up & down - down and up
Then we shove him down again

What’s he say?
"That’s a funny habitat - That’s a funny habitat"
He’ll complain 

Steve looked looked like Frankie Howerd ‘cause he had a biggish head
“Stevie looked liked Frankie Howerd” - I’m sorry that is what I said
egg banjo runny nose
And who could really blame him so?
And when he saw the climbing frame?….
“That’s a funny habitat!” 

Brain’s inflamed 
"That’s a funny habitat that’s a funny habitat"
Who’s to blame? 

Jack and Jill runs up the hill it’s such a thrill 
to push them down and 
The sun it heats the metal slide feels nice to hide and throw him down and 
What fun we had, never sad, a plastic bag a finger wag Stevie cries “Come here you scallywags- 
That’s a funny habitat!"

Stevie runs and Stevie plays - it’s been sunny now for days
Stevie huffs and Stevie puffs - you’re a scallywag he says 
I’m so sorry that I showed you the scary waxworks photographs
The pictures of the severed heads and the infamous murderers 
Something strange? 
“That’s a funny habitat!”
Who’s to blame?
It’s a shame

Jack and Jill runs up the hill it’s such a thrill 
to push them down and 
The sun it heats the metal slide feels nice to hide and throw him down and 
what fun we had never sad a plastic bag a finger wag Stevie cries “Come here you scallywags- 
That’s a funny habitat!"

The cat she shat right on a mat near the rat who was fat and the bat who ate the gnat who was a twat cried ‘oh drat!’ In the crumbling flat’s a vat over a slat built by Pat Stevie cries “Come here you scallywags- 
That’s a funny habitat!"

“What’s my name? Stevie K!”

Habitat

PH Feat. Cockney Rebel - Sebastian (PH ReEdit Old Pop 1974)

Audiobook narration from 'One Day' with both the characters of Emma and Dexter

Jenny Mac_PRH Demo_One Day_Aug 25

Every beat is a heartbeat. Every voice is a portal. RQT Productions merges music, voiceover, and sonic textures into a ritual of sound. Welcome to the echo chamber of imagination.

Been writing forever... it never leaves you!

PH comes from my name Patrick Henderiks. I was born in Brussels & grew up in an aesthetic & avant-garde environment. Fashion Designer, i am also Passionnate about Music. Since few years, I Rearrange Soul Groovy Pop Oldies & few Novelties.
I Updated it in my own Particuliar Way, taking care to keep Harmony in the Multiplicity of my Remixs, while often taking away the public in a between 2 World Egnimatic & bringing a Happy Feel...

PH vient de mon nom Patrick Henderiks.
Je suis né à Bruxelles dans un milieu esthétique et avant-gardiste. Homme de mode, je suis aussi passionné de musique.
Depuis quelques années, je réarrange des Soul Groovy Pop Oldies et quelques Nouveautés.
Je les mets à jour à ma manière particulière, en veillant à garder une Harmonie dans la Multiplicité de mes Remixs, tout en emportant souvent le public dans un entre deux mondes énigmatique et en leur apportant un Happy Feel...

Here for enjoy you & me, the perfect coupling no?

Warm, resonant, distinctive, northern British female voiceover and voice actor (Lancashire/Manchester) with pro home studio, for TV, Radio and Online Commercials, TV Promo, Radio Imaging, Sonic Branding, 
Corporate Narration, Explainers, In-Store, On hold, IVR, elearning
TV Narration, TV Continuity, Video Games, Animation, Radio Drama, Audiobooks & Podcasts
A warm and engaging Lancashire voice, often booked when a project requires that elusive 'real read'. A natural talent for north west UK accents including Scouse (Liverpool) and Mancunian (Manchester).
Multi-One Voice Award nominated:
Best Audiobook Factual 2025
Best Showreel (Commercial) 2025
Best TV Promo 2025
Best On Hold/IVR 2023
Best Radio Commercial 2021
Best Radio Drama 2020
Best On hold/IVR 2019
Best Newcomer 2018

I am a solo artist who likes writing melodic and unusual songs. I am currently in the middle of recording my second album.
Victoria, my first album is my musical love letter to London. It is an album based on the London Underground - each song being inspired by each station on the Victoria Line.

Whilst the balladeers are pouring
out whimsical tears of heart wrenching 
emotional torment, King Julian is 
busy re-imagining the energy of 
rebellion. With his Irreverent thought
provoking lyrics set to a frenetic but 
dancable beat, he presents an 
unfiltered, unchartered but 
distinctive new London sound.

King Julian, a former member of
London Ska unit, the Skammers
has shared a stage with some
of the biggest names in the business.
He is very much part of the scene and
now set to take the spirit of punk
to a whole new level.

Daz Scott is a heavy sound electronic music producer and dj from Irvine in Scotland.

Rumour has it that he is actually sounder than actual sound which is proper sound when it comes to soundness. This is because he makes different styles and blends of sounds which have moulded onto his aura over the years. People are regularly quoted talking about Daz Scott saying things like

“Daz? Aye he’s proper sound mate.”

New tracks tagged #COCKNEY