A courtroom drama unraveling through texts and emotional war crimes. Exhibit K (The Vibe Assassin) is a darkly comedic breakup anthem set in the age of read receipts, ghosting, and emotionally loaded one-word replies. Blending cinematic alt-pop with trap-electronica, the track escalates from whispered legalese to full emotional breakdowns — complete with dramatic strings, glitchy phone FX, fake witness testimonies, and forensic-level pettiness. It's a satire for anyone who's ever spiraled over a single "K."

Lyrics:

"In the case of The People vs. Emotional Tone...
we present Exhibit K: a single text, sent at 9:02 PM."
k... k... k... k... k...

You said “K” like a guillotine
I read it twelve times, zoomed the screen
Screenshot, timestamp, font weight check
This ain’t Helvetica. That’s disrespect

Delay was 2.3 seconds flat
But you replied to memes in 0.9
Explain that
You left me dangling mid-bubble again
Premeditated ghosting. That’s a trend

Your Honor, the pattern is clear

March 15th: Typing indicator fake-out
April 2nd: Viewed my story, no reply
May 9th: Left on read, but posted a “lol” to someone else
And now… this. The “K.”
I request a restraining order from casual communication

Say it soft, say it sweet
Say it wrong and I’ll delete
You said “K” like emotional shrapnel
Now I’m spiralin’, stuck in the chapel

One little letter, now I’m unwell
You ghosted with intent
There’s a vibe to quell
This ain’t a text
It’s premeditated pain
You’re the vibe assassin
Feel the blame

"I've seen him type ‘okay’ before
This? This was different. This had bite."

"Bro, she left him on read while active on Insta. Cold."

You LOL’d my trauma, then used 😐
Aggravated emoji abuse, third degree
You’re guilty of texting under the influence
Of pettiness
That’s not just rude
That’s evidence

Exhibit A through Z: screenshots
Exhibit AA: timestamps, annotated
Exhibit Triple B: TikTok watched while not texting back
The vibes were murdered
And I…
I demand emotional damages

Say it soft, say it sweet
Say it wrong and I’ll delete
You said “K” like a dagger in code
Now I’m spiraling, voice note mode

You sent a syllable and I lost my mind
This trial of text should be a crime
We built connection
Then you pled the fifth
Now I ghost you back
With myth

“Based on a true notification.”
"This case is part of the Vibe Court Cinematic Universe.
Next time on Emotional Misconduct…
He sent a voice note… while chewing."

Exhibit K (The Vibe Assassin)

"How do I Make music?" Out now Love yall 💩🤎

Doritos are tuff right interpol

Every dude I see

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-Ash Magma-
Jefferson Ragnarok aka
Jeff Undebted 
aka Young Musashi , J. Ra The Phoenix 
aka Chief
 aka Sparta Sun Ra 

run it up cuz I'm shadowband asf

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JIGGLYPUFFS  [Prod. JVSPER]

My debut single and it's already weird as hell! Very fun to write and play, vocals eh not so much, not really a singer lmao. Screaming's a different story though.

Deuce Bucket

Navigating depression can be playful. produced by: https://channelnife.com

The odd ball and the freed bird

A tune of mischief with plucking strings and piano notes that would work well for Comedy, Crime Drama, Drama, Dramedy, Mystery Drama, Reality TV, Suspense.

Clueless Wonder

If you don't know who Bill Wells is, that's good.  I hope this MAGA chud loses again.

None of my music is AI generated.

Contact me if you would like to use my songs in your project.

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Fuck Bill Wells

This track was created using Suno AI. Music and vocals are AI-generated, with custom lyrics written and adapted for vocal performance. The style blend  Ragtime cabaret song, early 1920s vaudeville feel, upright piano, clarinet, tuba, banjo, marching snare drum, playful comedic mood, Male vocal, cabaret style, expressive, humorous storytellin.

AN-Ragtime

Heroes of the Grotesque

took back a cheater

Music and Magick for Liberation and Love! Channel Nife is a multi-media production experiment. We are a disruption on the cutting edge of creation, liberating one present moment to the next all in the spirit of healing. Our brand, our purpose, and our inception are rooted in love of self for the love of all and future generations. Much of our offerings focus on sound healing in collaboration with Earth and plant allies, especially for birthing persons of all genders from conception to birth. As we rebuild loving relationships with Earth, we pass down healing as a legacy and narrative for future generations. Reach out now for collaborations to free yourself and your future generations with us!

Goofy weirdo musician from Napa, CA.
Willing to collab if you wanna sing, write lyrics, or play guitar, drums, etc. as long as bass duties are up to me, it's all good.

=MANIFESTATION MUSIC=

FRESH OUT THE FISSURE

"[Ten kings] will wage war against the Lamb, but the Lamb will triumph over them because he is Lord of lords and King of kings—and with him will be his called, chosen and faithful followers." (Revelation 17:14 NIV)


any songs not here are on my youtube page
youtube.com/@ashmagma 

All praises to the Most High.

I make a lot of references to RPGs/ games/ anime so if you don't understand my music, your life could have been more fun.

#AshThat

Pre-save my new album out August 15th called Flinch, Then Ignite:  https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/shiitakeproducts/flinch-then-ignite

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
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🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

Yuri's a classically trained musician who performed popular and original music in the streets, halls, clubs, and colleges of New York. Today, he's an independent composer of instrumentals for sync licensing opportunities in a variety of genres, mostly favoring unique electronic and modern hybrid neo-classical styles. His works have been successful in shows like Housewives of New York City, Secret FBI Files, CNBC's "American Greed", ID Discovery's "Love Kills" and "Reasonable Doubt", Disappearance of Natalie Holloway, as well as shows and films in Canada, Norway, Spain, Germany, Czech Republic, and Romania.

If you're interested in hearing more, go to catalog.yurikusina.net. DM me with questions about licensing and collaborations.Thanks for listening.

Composer, podcaster.  None of my music is AI generated.

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