Leo – Solar Heart (DJ Ruction Remix)

Gemini – The Voice Within the Wind Ft My Music (DJ Ruction Remix)

Sagittarius – The Archer’s Flame (DJ Ruction Remix)

Aquarius – Star People Ft My Music (DJ Ruction Remix)

Scorpio – Phoenix Water Ft My Music (DJ Ruction Remix)

Pisces - Ocean Prayer (Dj Ruction Remix)

Cancer – Moon Inside Mi Chest Ft My Music (DJ Ruction Remix)

Libra – Equal Ground (DJ Ruction Remix)

Capricorn – The Mountain Speaks (DJ Ruction Remix)

This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re taking astrology back to high school literally.

I ranked every zodiac sign from fakest to realest, and gave each one a high school identity. From Gemini being the gossip-loving drama kid to Aquarius being the rebel who doesn’t care what anyone thinks — no sign is safe.

We’re talking loyalty, fake energy, attention-seekers, and the real ones who actually keep it solid.
It’s all jokes, truth, and chaos so if you get mad, just remember… I don’t make the stars, I just read ‘em.

🎧 Tap in, find your sign, and see where you land in the zodiac lunchroom of life.

If Zodiac Signs Went to High School…

Track 1 — Aries: “Fire Reborn” (The Wound of Identity)

A fiery meditation on courage and self-belief. Horns blaze as Aries learns to stand in truth, shedding masks and igniting inner flame.

Track 2 — Taurus: “Rooted Gold” (The Wound of Worth)

Earthy and sensual, Taurus remembers that value is not owned or earned — it’s grown from within. A hymn to patience, grounding, and quiet confidence.

Track 3 — Gemini: “Voice in the Wind” (The Wound of Expression)

An airy fusion of rhythm and language where dual voices dance in Creole and patois. Gemini heals by speaking truth aloud and turning thought into light.

Track 4 — Cancer: “Moon Home” (The Wound of Abandonment)

A tender soul-lullaby. Waves, upright bass, and layered harmonies cradle the lesson that love begins in self-care and gentle belonging.

Track 5 — Leo: “Solar Heart” (The Wound of Visibility)

Neo-soul and brass meet royal poise. Leo rises from shadow to shine again, rediscovering creative worth without apology.

Track 6 — Virgo: “Perfectly Flawed” (The Wound of Perfection)

Funk, discipline, and grace unite. Virgo heals through acceptance — turning flaw into art and work into prayer.

Track 7 — Libra: “Balance Found” (The Wound of Harmony)

Airy jazz-soul rhythms weigh truth against peace. Libra learns that love without boundaries is silence — and balance is motion, not stillness.

Track 8 — Scorpio: “Phoenix Water” (The Wound of Betrayal)

Slow funk and mystic bass carry Scorpio through darkness. Transformation burns clean — from poison to cure, from shadow to gold.

Track 9 — Sagittarius: “Flame of Faith” (The Wound of Belief)

A Creole chant of liberation. Sagittarian fire lights wisdom’s torch, proving that truth is lived, not learned.

Track 10 — Capricorn: “The Mountain Speaks” (The Wound of Recognition)

Soul-jazz meets discipline. Capricorn climbs through silence, finding mastery not in applause but in purpose and patience.

Track 11 — Aquarius: “Star People” (The Wound of Belonging)

Cosmic dancehall meets airy freedom. Aquarius redefines individuality as collective light — rebellion as love in motion.

Track 12 — Pisces: “Ocean Prayer” (The Wound of Separation)

A cinematic soul-reggae benediction. Pisces dissolves ego in tide and tenderness, completing the circle — love as the final breath and beginning.

Gemini The Voice Within The Wind - Creole Remix

Leo Solar Heart - Creole Remix

Taurus Roots of Gold - Creole Remix

Aries Fire Reborn - Creole Remix

Scorpio Phoenix Water -  Creole Remix

Sagittarius Flame of Belief - Creole Remix

Virgo Perfectly Flawd - Creole Remix

🌍 I Am the Earth

ALIGN.RISE.BE is for those who are ready to:

ALIGN — restoring internal coherence and nervous system regulation
  RISE — activating life force through ancestral and embodied awareness
    BE — living one’s truth with presence, maturity, and responsibility

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