It's a mash-up, a remix, a crossover, an alternate reality, and the strangest use of corporate gaming icons we've ever seen - like it or not, Captain Laserhawk left an impression on us! Dive with us into the twisted mind of Adi Shankar's Bootleg Universe and see what happens when a major video game company lets someone turn their IP into an insanely violent, drug-fuelled trip through a future dystopia!

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Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (Slice of Cherry Guys #3)

FEATURING:
The Wanderer of Worlds, Blood Dragon Mash-Up, LIL SPAM, Crablantis News, Peggle Plantation, Kit-Gun Disco, Ace, Treadmill Troupe, Kent Ross

SOURCES:
- Amrazkero - Greetings, Mirror. [The Wanderer of Worlds, LIL SPAM - Multiverse Theory / Toby Fox]
- Tetris - Theme A [The Wanderer of Worlds, Blood Dragon Mash-Up, Peggle Plantation, Ace - duh / Ubisoft (Just Dance 2015) / Puzzle Games, Speedrunning / OFFSOURCE: Games Alpha’s Played]
- David Bowie - Starman [Crablantis News, Ace - David Bowie / Space]
- Britney Spears - Toxic [Blood Dragon Mash-Up, Ace - Ubisoft (Just Dance 2), Dance-Pop / Tourneykid Culture]
- iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew [Peggle Plantation, KIT-GUN DIsco, Ace - Foodstuffs / YTPMVs, Foodstuffs / Unethical Practices]
- Max Coveri - Running in the 90s [Peggle Plantation, Treadmill Troupe - Sports / Movement]
- Panic! At The Disco - This is Gospel [Blood Dragon Mash-Up, Ace, Treadmill Troupe - Pre-2020 JD Artists / Tourneykid Culture, dreem’s Projects (DOATK: Edmund McMillen) / Pop Rock]
- Pentatonix - Natural Disaster [Crablantis News - Natural Disasters]
- Metallica - Enter Sandman [Kent Ross - Metal]
- Donkey Kong - 25M [Blood Dragon Mash-Up - Arcade Franchises]
- TheLivingTombstone, Eurobeat Brony - Discord [LIL SPAM, Peggle Plantation - Puppets / Equines]
- Bunny Beatz - Make The Party (Don’t Stop) [Blood Dragon Mash-Up, Kent Ross - Ubisoft (Just Dance 4), Partying / Common Housepets (Rabbits)]
- OK Go - This Too Shall Pass [Treadmill Troupe - OK Go]
- Dust Devil - D-Code [Crablantis News, Kent Ross - Water / [adult swim]]
- Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man [The Wanderer of Worlds - Mumford & Sons]

(OUTDATED) Your Weakness Is My Strength [TOPAZ SET TEASER]

FEATURING - Blood Dragon Mash-Up, LIL SPAM
- James Landino - Sugarland Shimmy [Both - Netflix (The Cuphead Show) / James Landino]
- SFX: LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots [Both - JD Artists (JD3: LMFAO) / duh]
- Blasterjaxx & Timmy Trumpet - Narco [Both - Ubisoft (Just Dance 2019) / Big Things: Big Room House]
- R.E.M. - It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) [Blood Dragon Mash-Up - Dystopia]
- Middle Milk ft. MoistCritikal - One Nipple At a Time [Blood Dragon Mash-Up - Vulgarity]
- Barenaked Ladies - Alcohol [Both - JD Artists (Kids 2014) / Addictive Substances]
- Buckner & Garcia - Pac-Man Fever [Both - Arcade Franchises / Addictive Substances]
- Eminem - Lose Yourself [Both - JD Artists (2021) / Opportunities]
- The Just Dance Band - All You Gotta Do (Is Just Dance) [Blood Dragon Mash-Up - duh]

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CHARACTER 001 - Blood Dragon Mash-Up [Just Dance 2018 // Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix]
𝗜 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂...
- Ubisoft/Netflix, Adult Animation, & Retraux Media
- Just Dance/its artists, 2010s Hits, & Dance Pop
- Arcade Franchises, Classical Pieces, & Chiptune/Tracker
- Dancing/Partying, Skating/Boarding, & Royalty
- Dystopia, Cybernetics, Mercenary Work & Vulgarity
𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄!

CHARACTER 002 - LIL SPAM [James Landino]
𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞...
- James Landino, Remix-Oriented YouTubers/Musicians, and Funky House/Dubstep
- Toby Fox, His Projects/Collaborators, Postmodern RPGs & Digital Fusion
- Lil Jon, His Collabs/Associated Media, “Hype” Artists & Crunk/Trap
- Puppets, Addictive Substances, Size & [[BIG]] things
- Desire/Opportunity/Chance, April Fools Day and Joke Media Played Seriously
* 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗕 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗕𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 [[𝗦𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗧𝗠]]!!!

The Power Of Music Shines Within You

FEATURES: Blood Dragon Mash-Up
SOURCES:
- Shredder 1984 - Resistance [Dystopia (Album Cover), OFFSOURCE: 80s Aesthetics]
- Skrillex - Bangarang [Just Dance (JD2020)]
- Dyro & Dannic - Radical [Just Dance (JD2017)]
- Ricky Martin - Livin’ La Vida Loca [Just Dance (JD4)]
- Jack & Jack - Groove [Just Dance (JD2017), Dancing]
- Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80s [Just Dance (JD1)]
- Lady Gaga - Just Dance [Just Dance (JD2014), Dance-Pop, Dancing]
- Lorde - Royals [Dance-Pop, Royalty]
- Pink Guy - STFU [Vulgarity]
- Kesha - Cannibal [Pre-2020 JD Artists, Dance-Pop]
- No More Kings - Obey the Groove [Dancing, Royalty]
- The Just Dance Band - All You Gotta Do (Is Just Dance) [Just Dance (JD2018), Dancing]

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CHARACTER 001 - Blood Dragon Mash-Up [Just Dance 2018 // Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix]
NAME - Lord Digit Jumpley
SPECIALTY - Electricity
PROFILE - The self-proclaimed ruler of the Digilands. A run-in with some bad apples turned him into a foul-mouthed killer.
CASS’ COMMENTARIES - Well, suppose we ne’er really ‘spected ‘im t’ get far in ol EOTP, but… well, he’cert’nly paid th’ price fer it. Pumped full’o chemicals, hyped up on future tech… think he’s got a bomb in his noggin, too. Still one o’ th’ best kings I know, though a lil crass.

𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁' 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹...
- Ubisoft | Netflix | Adult Animation | DLC-exclusive content | Retraux Media
- Just Dance | Just Dance artists (pre-2020) | 2010s Hits | Dance Pop
- Arcade Franchises | Classical Pieces | Chiptune | Digital Fusion
- Dancing | Partying | Skating/Boarding | Royalty
- Dystopia | Cybernetics | Mercenary Work | Vulgarity
...𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.

(OUTDATED) Resistance Is Futile

"Welcome, one n' all t' Puyo Puyo Tourney, a non-tournament project (somewhat) centered 'round th' world o' Puyo Puyo. It'd be a bit more centered round it if th' man upstairs could fuckin' write shit... Anyhow, stay tuned fer some fun tracks whenever we've got time." 
- The Wanderer

The man behind the mask: @spring-souls
INSPIRED BY There Is No Tournament Name (@tintn-4) and other TINTN-likes. I will credit the original creators of things if it comes up.

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1. Blood Dragon Mash-Up [Just Dance // Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix]
2. LIL SPAM [deltarune // James Landino]
3. Crablantis News [Spongebob: The Musical // Sackboy: A Big Adventure]
4. Peggle Plantation [Grayfruit // DougDoug]
5. Kit-Gun Disco [RazQ]
6. Ace [Diary of a Tourney Kid // TFARP]
7. Treadmill Troupe [SMii7Y // OK Go]
8. Kent Ross [Alpha Chow]
9. Pete Conlan [Dimension 20]
10. NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED
11. IT'S STRONG AND IT'S SUDDEN
12. EVERYTHING WE DO FEELS EASY
13. Duel [Vexilanimous // Persona 5 Royal]
14. Thomas Jefferson [Hamilton // clipping.]
15. Buffstuff Boyz [Games Repainted // Rhythm Heaven]
16. Gerard Way [Monster Camp]
17. SWEEPIN' THE CLOUDS AWAY
18. WELCOME, FOOLISH MORTALS
19. Dead Poets [Doki Doki Literature Club // The Stupendium]
20. Squarewave [EvKem // theguy]
21. Warmonger Nazareth [Edwin Starr // Justice]
22. Prometheus [Rush // Anthem]
23. SPREAD THE WORD AROUND
24. IN OTHER WORDS

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