"Keep my wife’s name out of your mouth!” 
From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Independence Day

This is what happens when you binge watch the Sopranos and The Godfather trilogy and then try to write a song. Dedicated to Vinnie the bartender at that joint on the south side of town.

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

My Name is Vinnie

You’re gonna like this song, but at 3:00am when you’re trying to sleep...

Written by Cats in Shark Suits and Tabitha Wright (if this blows up in our faces, were taking you down with us, Tabs! :)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Cat in a Shark Suit on a Roomba

It’s a one-of-a-kind song… Thankfully. 

Jett hates this song (Sorry, Jett, but the people have spoken)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Fetal Daze

This one is about all the old guys with graying mullets sitting at the bar, trying to flirt with women half their age and creeping everyone out. The 80’s are over, guys… Grow old with dignity.

From the Cats in Shark Suit Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

A Douchebag's Lament

To all the middle-aged guys who get carried away and talk trash while gaming. (Looking at you, Big Mike)

From the Cats in Shark Suits Record: Songs for an American Dystopia

Regular Guy

Vocals, Acoustic Guitars, Rhythm Guitars: He puts Thousand Island Dressing on his burgers and dips his fries in it. Gross.

Lead Guitar, Background Vocals: Turn. Your. Amps. Down.

Bass Guitar: Wants to be heard and understood. Pick one...

Drums: She’s more machine than man, all twisted and evil.

Friends and Crew:
Big Mike:  Tour Manager, Crew Chief, makes sure we get paid, then spends his cut on Only Fans.

Angelique: Hot Girlfriend and band cheerleader. She keeps morale high and standards low. 

Jett: Angelique's friend and boss. Yes, Jett, we know you hate the Fetus Song.

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