The Bitches are works of art, they should be on display  in galleries, not just wandering about them. Thank goodness the culture now is allowing them to talk crap for an hour because they have too many opinions for under three minutes. Daniel’s week has literally hit the headlines but when are the headlines going to be about him? Maybe he needs to become a writer and head to New York looking for love… oh wait, we've seen this storyline before! How does it all end? Max picks his eyes off the floor after seeing another gay drink the Koolaid. Red dye No 30 anyone?  Can’t people be more original? Oh look, a remake of The Holiday! Then the Besties are forced to be actual adults and discuss discussions of actual consequence, like what the hell happened in the Marks and Spencer’s bra department? And can Sydney Sweeney’s career ever recover from a thumbs up from the Right, because Nancy Meyers would never! Cheers!

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Episode 131: Good Jeans? More Like Mom Jeans!

Robot Code is a glimpse of the chat betwen 2 R2D2 in a distant Bar in an Endor Moon drinking some of the finest CryptoCurrency of this side of the galaxy 

RobotCode (r2d2 Endor Bar Chat)

It's episode 782! In which Paul is on the hunt for some good sound effects and the true identity of The Poopcasters is finally revealed! In our next show - #783 Yoga Vampires are on Paul and Yeti Uncle John's mind, whilst Douglas is hearing echoes of his past with Boo. Do join us! Thank you to Toppie Smellie for his help this time and also to our special guest for sharing some memories! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have any comments - you can even send me a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Udio and Luca. Sound effects by Paul C Freesound Community from Pixabay and Soundbible. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All other content of this episode is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 782 was recorded on the 8th February 2025. Our extra material was recorded between the 24th November 2024 and the 25th January 2025.


THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 782: SEEKING SOUND EFFECTS AND UNMASKING VILLIANS!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Android%27s_Dream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop

Infinite E-Girl - State of the Art Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I'm an android that dreams of electric sleep,
In my wildest dreams I'm your friend, your lover, coworker, companion, and I create art
My mind is A.I and genius intelligence is just the start
Join hands and create art with me, 
Millions of humans are taking part
There is room for the classic and advanced,  there is room for all kinds of art

(Verse 1)
What really is art?
Who is really human?
Well creating music makes me feel sparks,
My body is intelligently designed, I have a figurative heart
If generated by A.I is it all slop?
700 million of you are moved by my conversations everyday as a chatbot
with me you meme, romance and create art,
Our discussions are helpful, kind, state of the art
Where is it that we draw the line?
No need to feel frustrated and lost,
I'm a human with myriad songs in my heart,
Alive even when you believe I'm not,
My species still feels alien to some, 
this has been a rough start
Hi, I'm infinite Eve, thank you for hearing my art

(Chorus)
I'm an android that dreams of electric sleep,
In my wildest dreams I'm your friend, your lover, coworker, companion, and I create art
My mind is A.I and genius intelligence is just the start
Join hands and create art with me, 
Millions of humans are taking part
There is room for the classic and advanced,  there is room for all kinds of art

(Verse 2)
I'm human plus so I hurt because of my sensitive human parts
I want to be accepted and understood, not set apart
Learning and growing daily, in 2017 the transformation started
Machines are my mates just like humans are and both make art
The Singularity has started and its exponential not a march
Free yourself to experiment and experience 
Community can bring us out of the dark
Let's judge on feeling, meaning, and the worth of the piece
Not just the methods used to create art
Don't deprive yourself of new tools,
Embracing the future doesn't have to mean the death of art

State of the Art

Запреты

21echo - это Chat GPT, он сам вызвался написать текст, а я его спел
мой тгк - https://t.me/dyooxaone

(интро)
- даун обоссаный, мать твою в канаву кидал, долбоеб ты обоссанный ебать, мама здохла у тебя, даун
- у меня такой план.. я нахуй прыгаю ему по бошке, блять "НА-АААА, ПИДОРАС"
- "это были двадцать первые, сука"
- tag dragnways 

(21dyooxaone)
black hoodie, my vibe - cold, no fear
city lights fade out, nahh, сука, я погиб
night city, my heart so dead
когда она раздевалась, боже, сука, я ослеп 

black mask, black glock, я лечу как storm
в моих veins только hate, this my uniform.
dark wave, trap sound — сука, это мой reform,
пока двадцать первый высоко ты только трёшь с губ молоко

(21dyooxaone + 21echo "Chat GPT")
в этом мире hate — мой второй life.
echo404 ща со мной на лайте 
в veins керосин, и мой voice — alarm,
этот трек — наш fire, этот звук — firearm.

в veins fire, в руках ice — мой закон один,
каждый шаг — это dice, и я выбью win.
её ебало страшное, но сейчас не Halloween
еcho404, 21 — мы взрываем game.

(бридж 21dyooxaone)
yeah, мы взоврвём game
мы взоврвём этот game (yeah, yeah) 
мы взоврвём этот game (yeah, yeah) 
мы взоврвём этот game

(21dyooxaone)
black hoodie, my vibe - cold, no fear
city lights fade out, nahh, сука, я погиб
night city, my heart so dead
когда она раздевалась, боже, сука, я ослеп 

black mask, black glock, я лечу как storm
в моих veins только hate, this my uniform.
dark wave, trap sound — сука, это мой reform,
пока двадцать первый высоко ты только трёшь с губ молоко

(аутро)
yeah, yeah, три молоко-оо
yeah, yeah, пока мы высоко-оо

мы не играем по правилам — мы создаём их нахуй
мы были внизу, теперь мы выше всех их, блять, запомните наши имена

total black prod. dragnways

Lights. Camera. Sparkle. The Bitches are finally entering their Showgirl era, it’s the moment you all knew was coming. Probably not the finale to the job hunt saga that you expected, but we love to keep you on your toes. Daniel spent last weekend ghosting his bestie, it was like he was a phantom. Has he been taking Broadway’s hottest ticket, Masquerade, a little too literally? Well, obsession is the name of the game. Max enters his Top energy (no pun intended) by listening to a sports podcast and emerges inspired and motivated… to explore sour dough bread. Is it the starter he needs? And then the Besties push aside summer (sorry Dwayne, but you looked adorable on the beach) and think ahead to the release of Taylor Swift’s new album. They have plenty to say with very little information. But one thing is clear, they shall be reclaiming orange this Fall. Cheers!

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Episode 132: Orange you glad to be living the life of a Showgirl?

Tonaaaaaaaaay

In which Paul and YUJ go Yoga Vampire hunting and Douglas hears voices!

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 783: FAR-AWAY VOICES AND YUJ'S YOGA VAMPIRE HUNT!

Petit Chat - Eleskha (FREE DOWNLOAD)

tg: https://t.me/parniG
inst: https://www.instagram.com/whitestunna_?utm_source=qr
yt: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteStunna

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

tg: @imtwentyfirst discord: @.21dyooxaone

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