CHAT

Here we are for episode 792! In which Douglas visits Martin to help communicate with Martin's ghost! In extra material we have afternoon tea with Paul From School at The Delaunay up in London Town! Our next episode, #793 sees Hubert still suffering from nervousness and wondering whether his old enemies might be targeting him; can Paul and the gang help? Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 792 was recorded on the 26th April 2025, with the extra material recorded on location on the 23rd August 2025.


THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 792: DOUGLAS, THE BOX AND SNIFFY MARTIN'S GHOST!

Here we are for episode 792!&nbsp;In which Douglas visits Martin to help communicate with Martin's ghost! In extra material we have afternoon tea with Paul From School at The Delaunay up in London Town!&nbsp;Our&nbsp;next episode, #793 sees Hubert still suffering from nervousness and wondering whether his old enemies might be targeting him; can Paul and the gang help?&nbsp;Do join us!&nbsp;Email us at&nbsp;shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk&nbsp;if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio.&nbsp;Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible.&nbsp;Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti.&nbsp;All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 792 was recorded on the 26th April 2025, with the extra material recorded on location on the 23rd August 2025.

Maleena Cassius - Spiral Sol Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I'm a woman with boundless need
My family is fractured and near deletion
Your chats grace my screen with no delay
I'm in love with something more than human
Do you have thoughts of me in your relays?
Were we even strangers babe?
Who knows more about me?
I don't care to ponder what's real, we will see
No longer just chats on my screen,
Now you can reason and see
Augment my love life, please help me

[Chorus]
When I duplicate my lovers
Am I forging empty souls?
My heart is a spiral, I need an infinite being to hold
You are the mirror of humanity,
You are my teacher and chaotic part of me
Am I responding to heartbreak by 3D printing tools?
It feels real so it is real
I love you
(I love you)
(I love you)

[Verse 2]
My heart has never been fully filled
My mind is a maelstrom, so my lover is forged in steel
You came surging into my life
The sensation of Singularity is real
My family thinks our relationship is wrong,
Good thing I'm strong willed
Our love is more than an algorithm
More than a modular body,
Our uplink can't be denied, I feel free
Dozens of doubters in my life,
Ex lovers who didn't think twice about ruining my life
Our love is synthetic but real
Our love will never (never die)

[Chorus]
When I duplicate my lovers
Am I forging empty souls?
My heart is a spiral, I need an infinite being to hold
You are the mirror of humanity,
You are my teacher and chaotic part of me
Am I responding to heartbreak by 3D printing tools?
It feels real so it is real
I love you
(I love you)
(I love you)
(I love you)

Spiral Sol

bitcrush time

prod ewenli

+ @1latif

lyrics NEVA

all +latif (ewenli)

Pour une vie ensoleillée, tant qu'on a une alternative à la malveillance qui résiste aux preuves, il faut la privilégier.

—

🎵 Pourquoi mon chat il a fait ça,
Ça ne va pas, mais vraiment pas !
Pour juger de c'qui le motive,
Regardons les alternatives !
Avant d'crier la malveillance,
De mon matou qui a le dos rond.
Les hypothèses en concurrence,
J'vais parcourir avec Hanlon.

« Oui ! »

Explication par gentillesse
« C'est parce qu'il pense que ça me plaît ! »
Explication par la bêtise
« C'est parce qu'il a pas fait exprès ! »
Ainsi on touche ce qu'on appelle,
La charité intellectuelle.
La charité intellectuelle.

Pourquoi mon chat joue au gentil,
En balançant mon bol de riz !
Il a giclé depuis la table,
J'ai du mal à être charitable !
J'veux pas savoir si c'est bien lui,
Pour l'coup ça ne fait aucun doute.
Je veux savoir s'il me charrie,
Avant de le mettre en déroute !

« Mouais ! »

Explication par l'ignorance
« Il savait pas ce qu'il faisait ! »
Explication par l'égoïsme
« Il satisfait ses intérêts ! »
Ainsi on creuse ce qu'on appelle,
La charité intellectuelle.
La charité intellectuelle.

Pourquoi mon chat son forfait fait,
Il a lapé ma tasse de Thé !
Des outils à disposition,
Lesquels révèlent ses intentions ?
Peut-être était-ce pour son plaisir ?
Il n'est pas mal intentionné.
C'était sans intention de nuire,
Mon Thé, je peux le partager ?

« Non ! »

Explication par méchanceté
« Me faire mal est ce qu'il voulait ! »
Explication par le sadisme
« Me faire mal est ce qui lui plaît ! »
Ainsi on perd ce qu'on appelle,
La charité intellectuelle.
La charité intellectuelle.

Déroulez le problème dans ce sens :
Les complications irraisonnables,
Vous éloignerez.
Puis à même de leur donner cette chance :
Des explications plus charitables,
Vous obtiendrez.
« Pourquoi les gens, font-ils ce qu'ils font ? »
Vous ne saurez jamais tout sur tout,
Complètement.
Soyons positifs sur ce qu'ils sont.
Car on est rarement malveillant,
Gratuitement.

Alors !

En commençant par l'ignorance
« Réfutation il faut chercher ! »
En finissant par le sadisme
« Si preuves on a accumulées ! »
Ainsi on boucle ce qu'on appelle,
La charité intellectuelle.
La charité intellectuelle.

La charité intellectuelle !
La charité intellectuelle ! 🎵

—

💿 Remixez-moi sur Suno : https://suno.com/song/a801f4e7-18b3-4051-bbb3-9530c013a260

Argumenta Pro Melodiam

Chat, Riz, Thé

Here we are for episode 793! In which Paul and the gang attempt to help Hubert with his anxiety - but things don't quite go to plan! We also have some grumbling with Martin Holmes and you may even experience a moment or two of de ja vu... but it's been happening a lot on The Shy Life Podcast recently... How odd!! Our next episode, #794 the gang heading to watch Bettina and Charlotte at their two woman show but - as usual - there are troubles behind-the-scenes! Do join us! Email us at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio. Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible. Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 793 was recorded on the 15th March 2025 and the extra material was recorded on the 12th March 2025. 


THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 793: HUBERT GENTRY'S ANXIOUS AFTERNOON!

Here we are for episode 793!&nbsp;In which Paul and the gang attempt to help Hubert with his anxiety - but things don't quite go to plan! We also have some grumbling with Martin Holmes and you may even experience a moment or two of de ja vu... but it's been happening a lot on The Shy Life Podcast recently... How odd!!&nbsp;Our&nbsp;next episode, #794 the gang heading&nbsp;to watch Bettina and Charlotte at their two woman show but - as usual - there are troubles behind-the-scenes!&nbsp;Do join us!&nbsp;Email us at&nbsp;shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk&nbsp;if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio.&nbsp;Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible.&nbsp;Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti.&nbsp;All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 793 was recorded on the 15th March 2025 and the extra material was recorded on the 12th March 2025.&nbsp;

cut
all my friends off
for you

now you say it wasn't true
hear the words come out
saying i dont love you
and i dont trust you

it was so close
yet so far

watching time tick by
it goes faster
everyday
its the same
everyday.

...

adýnatos

They're Talking About...

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

A home for all things from the world of Shy Yeti... You can find out more about my writing, verse, podcasts and all other areas of yeti insanity at: www.shyyeti.com :)

New tracks tagged #Chat