Stereo Edition
Five years ago, Paul & Eli went for a day trip out to Brighton, to say it didn’t go well may be a bit of an understatement. To celebrate their 10th Birthday, CheapShow is going back again to do it properly… Whatever that means! Paul is determined to truly soak up all the fun of the seaside by being as sober as a judge and Eli has a few ideas in mind for things to do that are all truly awful. What begins as an aimless adventure soon turns into a glorious day out involving swarming seagulls, classic ghost trains, painful beach walking, mini electric train trips, elephant tunnels, “long eggs” and annoying tourists. Will Eli find his seafood snacks? Will Paul stay sober throughout the day? How long can Paul and Eli stay on good terms as the day drags on? Find out in this 3 hour epic walkabout romp!

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Ep 442: Another Office Day Trip To Brighton (Stereo Edition)

Mono Edition
Five years ago, Paul & Eli went for a day trip out to Brighton, to say it didn’t go well may be a bit of an understatement. To celebrate their 10th Birthday, CheapShow is going back again to do it properly… Whatever that means! Paul is determined to truly soak up all the fun of the seaside by being as sober as a judge and Eli has a few ideas in mind for things to do that are all truly awful. What begins as an aimless adventure soon turns into a glorious day out involving swarming seagulls, classic ghost trains, painful beach walking, mini electric train trips, elephant tunnels, “long eggs” and annoying tourists. Will Eli find his seafood snacks? Will Paul stay sober throughout the day? How long can Paul and Eli stay on good terms as the day drags on? Find out in this 3 hour epic walkabout romp!

See pics/videos for this episode on our website:
https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-442-another-day-trip-to-brighton

SEE US LIVE: Oct 18th @ The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2.30pm, London
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Ep 442: Another Office Day Trip To Brighton (Mono Edition)

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It was a mistake to record on one of the very hottest days of the year. However, the show must go on, even if involves sitting in a small room as the heat melts Paul & Eli’s brains. Paul does have a plan though! He reckons after a slew of epic length episodes; they can afford to throw out another “real time” 60 minute romp that should make everyone happy. As an extra bonus, because it’s so ruddy sweltering, why not spend the episode drinking nice, cold and hopefully refreshing drinks that have recently come their way? It’s a win/win. Let’s just hope these drinks are worthy of quaffing during a heatwave and aren’t a bunch of cheap, nasty bottles of garbage. And what’s this? A new character? Oh dear god, how bad does this episode of CheapShow get? It’s time for a proper quenching!

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Ep 443: Liquid Curios

AVAILABLE
Trap beat
YouTube link on my profile

trap beat 1 - J4vi MC

Blimey, something amazing has come in the post! After weeks of waiting, Eli and Paul get their hands on a test pressing of the CheapShow album, which would be exciting if it wasn’t for the awkward threat of Mr Postie! It’s not the only thing that has come in the post either! There is a USA flavoured “Price of Shite”, or rather “Cost of Crud”, this week! The question it raises is “Can Eli continue his hot streak?” and how much will that upset Paul? It’s a P.O.S packed with trivia, tat and trinkets for Eli to gush over! Finally, we return to the often forgotten “Tales from the Shop Floor” segment with an email guaranteed to upset everyone… Which includes its author, Paul and Eli and (worst of all) CheapShow listeners. It’s another rollercoaster of an episode!

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https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-444-beep-beep-me-phone-went

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Ep 444: Beep Beep Me Phone Went

half arsed lyrics to probably my first beat of the year

THE LIGHTS WERE TRAINED
TO FADE THE VEINS
 MAKE FLESH
FUFILL ITS FORM
DELETE OPAQUE
NO LONGER LINES
TO INFILTRATE
AND LEAVE YOU SPOONED
AS POSTURE DEFLATES
IN A LOST HAZE
THE PENS LIGHT
IN  THE LOST DAYS
AS YA LIFE FIGHTS
AND THE CHOICE SPLAYED
THE CURVE OF A KNIFE BLADE
YOUR LIGHT ON CALORIES
BUT YOU'RE WAY DOWN
LACKING THE WEIGHT
NO SURVIVAL
TO BE WEIGHED DOWN
FLOATING THROUGH LIFE
BUT YOU'RE FACE DOWN
IN THIS OLD TOWN
OF SHADOWS
THAT TOWERS
BUILT FROM SOME
GOLDEN BROWN
TEXTURE LIKE SUN
LAYS ME DOWN
 SIMILAR FROWNS
IT'S SO LOUD
THAT IT DROWNS OUT
LIKE A DARK CLOUD
WHEN IT PISSES DOWN
AND IT RUNS OUT
THE SLEEVES





 BLANK CANVAS
ON WHICH TO MANAGE
ALL THAT'S COME 
TO PASS
AS DAMAGE
THE LAST 
LAVISH
AFTERNOON
THAT'S AVERAGE
CONSUMED
BY LESS IS MORE
THE NOTHING WANTS
OF A SAVAGE
IN ENDLESS FORM
CHANGING
UNTIL OBSERVATION
SETS THE FACE
YOUR LEFT WITH
SALVATION
IMPRESSES WITH
THE LACK OF PRESSURE
WITH NO CHOICE
NO VOICE TO POISE
OVER A PRECIPICE
AND SLOW THE TRAIN DOWN
THE TRACKS WORN
THE FRICTIONS SLICK
THE ACTS BORN
BEFORE TIME
TO QUESTION IT
WAS IT INSTINCT
OR REALLY LESS 
OF IT
HEAVY THOUGHTS
 MESSES WITH
 THE BEST OF IT
PROMISED OUTCOMES
THERE'S LESS OF IT
YOU NEED MORE
TO BALANCE
ASSESSMENTS
OF POSITION 
OPPOSITE
RUNNING PARALLEL
ADJACENT PLACING
PACING

Watered down

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(Mono Edition)
It was supposed to be a regular, fun “walkabout” episode whilst the summer sun still shined on London, but one phone call and shocking explosion later, Paul and Eli are running for the lives at the whims of a mad man! Two Hundred and Twenty Three episodes ago, two evil baddies were defeated and now an angry relative wants to play games with the Cheap Chaps. They’ve got 90 minutes to solve riddles, race around Crystal Palace Park, diffuse “bombs” and get increasingly more drunk and angry in the process! Along the way, Eli and Paul will tackle dinosaurs, hunt for a gorilla, drink nasty cheap cocktails and get pathetically lost in a maze! Will the day be saved, or will the CheapShow hosts get too tired and drunk to remember the plot?
Think Fast. Look Alive. Walk Hard!

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https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-445-walk-hard-with-a-vengeance

SEE US LIVE: Oct 18th @ The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2.30pm, London
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Ep 445: Walk Hard With A Vengeance (Mono Edition)

The events of last week’s thrilling episode have taken their toll on Paul & Eli this week. They’re so tired out, they forgot to plan something to do and to make things worse, they are not in “the zone”! Thankfully (or not), Eli has something up his sleeve to “enhance” their “performance” and it may end up giving them both a false sense of confidence. If the stuff works at all! It’s a snack packed episode anyway, with the Cheap Chaps munching through hot habanero potato rings, Japanese Kit Kats, Cheesy Takis and a fair few hot sauces too! And finally, after MANY MANY threats to the Coca Cola company, Eli has got his mitts on some Orange Cream flavoured cans! Oh, lucky day! It’s time to get our munch on.

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Ep 446: Beware The Mad Monk

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CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk



Long distance rummaging rapper type of fella, who needed beats so decided to try and make his own from the nefarious world of bargain vinylment. Lost track of time and realised he'd forgotten to write the words he was creating to support. Now on a mission without the time he can never find, he jigsaws verse and beats at glacial speed for fun often miss-laying the final piece- but happy in the knowledge there's fullfilment in the incomplete.

If your hearing things and wishing it was an instrumental, drop a line and i'll try to get it sorted folks.

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Toolage : Mpc 1000, 2500, 1210's, Microphones,Vinyl addiction,Pens, Paint, People, Computers, Freebie stickers, and other bits of shizz i'll include as they get used. 

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