Oh Boy Howdy have we got noodles for you this week! Eli is frothing with anticipation because he’s got three cup noodles to blitz through AND he’s managed to get his little claws on two new noodle/pasta hybrid meals. Paul is going to just have to deal with the onslaught of instant noodle goodness that is coming his way. They’ll be sampling some vile Pickled Onion Super Noodles, guzzling down some spicy hot Kim Chi Jjigae broth and see what the Squid Game licenced Rice Cakes in Sweet and Spicy sauce is like. Once that’s been tasted and tested, the Cheap Chaps are moving on to a new line of food from Samyang called Tangle. It seems to be an instant noodle meets Italian pasta hybrid thing that can’t taste as weird as it sounds, right? However, if you fear its all noodle, all the time, then don’t worry as we have a brilliant new character making a debut. Even Eli approves! Who is Dicky Churdlington and what’s his top tip for the races this weekend? As ever, you have to listen to find out!

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Ep 427: Non Stop Noodles

Cor Blimey, it's another "real time" episode of the podcast as Paul & Eli try to cram a meaty Price of Shite game into 60 mins. Eli is off to America to celebrate his 50th birthday and so Paul has requested an easy edit, so it’s time for another uncut, rambling and ranting edition of the economy comedy podcast. Thanks to another PO Box delivery, they have plenty to wade though to score those delicious p’twings! There’s some kitchenware, more Chas N Dave music, some games and a hideous piece of houseware destined for the bin! Not only all that but Paul & Eli manage to squeeze in a quick game of 1980s TV trivia too. It’s a big, stuffed, typically manic episode of CheapShow that Eli better not ruin with his “podcast killing” behaviour!

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Ep 428: The Podcast Killaz

It’s another week, it’s another familiar episode packed with tat, snacks and … Pardon? Who’s that at the door. Who? Grumpy Sessions you say? Why has he got a big box of VHS tapes with him?
Fine.
Let him in.
Whatever he wants to show us, shouldn’t take too long.
Paul and Eli are going to have to tolerate Grumpy’s return to the show this week. 
We apologise in advance.

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Ep 429: Grumpy's Showreel

After two weeks away in America, Eli arrives back in one piece and ready to go with a grab bag of tat and tasty treats to foist upon his co-host. He’s brought with him a few snacks to wrap their tongues around and a special USA flavoured “Price of Shite” … Sorry, “The Cost of Crud”, as Eli would prefer to call it. To make matters more pointless, he decides that points are not “p’twings” this week and instead they are “p’twangs”. Whatever they are, Gannon wants them, and he’s going to try his very best. However, Paul may have gone a bit doolally whilst he had no co-host for a while, so please bear that in mind as he continuously threatens Eli with his “Chobber”. What is this “Chobber” of which he speaks? I mean, it’s obvious, right? But you better listen in just to check.

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Ep 430: The Cost Of Crud

STEREO EDITION
The sun’s out so Eli and Paul decide to escape CheapShow HQ and head back to Hampstead Heath for another barely acceptable picnic adventure. This time out, they have a reason for roaming around the heath on a wonderfully warm Spring day. Inspired by the accidental discovery of a Geocache box back in Ep 342 (Gannon's Golden Quest The Third), the Cheap Chaps are going to make a full day of it, using a free to use Geocaching phone app to hunt down as many boxes, tubs and bottles as they can before the sun sets. They may be hidden anywhere, so Paul and Eli are going to have to keep their wits about them to find them all.  As ever, the lure of cheap picnic snacks, free booze and “extreme” flavoured drinks and candy may derail all their best efforts. In this 2 hour and 35 minute epic episode, join CheapShow has they, once again, find a way to be busy doing nothing!

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Ep 431: The (Not Very) Geocaching Picnic (Stereo Edition)

MONO EDITION
The sun’s out so Eli and Paul decide to escape CheapShow HQ and head back to Hampstead Heath for another barely acceptable picnic adventure. This time out, they have a reason for roaming around the heath on a wonderfully warm Spring day. Inspired by the accidental discovery of a Geocache box back in Ep 342 (Gannon's Golden Quest The Third), the Cheap Chaps are going to make a full day of it, using a free to use Geocaching phone app to hunt down as many boxes, tubs and bottles as they can before the sun sets. They may be hidden anywhere, so Paul and Eli are going to have to keep their wits about them to find them all.  As ever, the lure of cheap picnic snacks, free booze and “extreme” flavoured drinks and candy may derail all their best efforts. In this 2 hour and 35 minute epic episode, join CheapShow has they, once again, find a way to be busy doing nothing!

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Ep 431: The (Not Very) Geocaching Picnic (Mono Edition)

Coming Up, This Week on CheapShow TV
Friday 17th April
1800
High & Low: With Wide Travelling Rob
Rob is back, ready to tackle the most epic journey of his lifetime… attempting to leave his house!

1830
CheapShow TV 2025
Paul & Eli are back to host the infamous “TV Game Show Board Game Special” edition of the economy comedy podcast! In this episode, two teams of podcasts are pitted against one another over a variety of board games on popular TV game shows. In Part One of this epic battle Team “Shut Up & Answer The Question” takes on Team “The Variety Show”! This week, the teams can expect to participate in a bit of “Play Your Cards Right” and “Every Second Counts”
Who will win? Who will lose? Who will scream at Paul the loudest for being an unfair game show host?
Find out in Part One of CheapShow TV 2025!

2000
Trackbot’s Fact Pack
He’s the robot with all the music facts you could possibly allow. Join Trackbot has he shows off some of the best hot new hits, live performances and celebrity interviews. He’s done his research his AI has never let him down before pop pickers!

2030
Full Character Cast Orgy
Utter filth for Pay-Per-View fans only

0000
End of Programming

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Ep 432: CheapShow TV 2025 (Part One)

Coming Up, This Week on CheapShow TV
Friday 24th April
1800
Food Musings with John Gunty
In his first proper TV special episode, John takes us on a tour of his kitchen… Hopefully!

1830
CheapShow TV 2025 (Part Two)
It’s time for the thrilling conclusion to CheapShow TV with two more exciting board games based on popular TV game shows. Team “Shut Up & Answer The Question” face off against Team “The Variety Show” to see who takes the crown. It’s 1-1 and there is everything to play for!
This week, the teams will battle over “Bob’s Full House” and “Blankety Blank”… which means you may hear from some familiar CheapShow “celebrities”.
Who will win? Who will lose? Who will yell at Eli for not being very good at scorekeeping?
Find out in Part Two of CheapShow TV 2025!

2000
Ghost Getters
Gareth the Ghost Hunter is back with guest psychic Jack Crystal to complete their investigation of Wilbury Manor. Things look set to get terrifying when a demon finally makes itself known…

2030
OnlyFlans
More utter filth for Pay-Per-View fans only, with CheapShow characters doing sexy things to pastry!

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Ep 433: CheapShow TV 2025 (Part Two)

STEREO EDITION
When the sun is shining this brightly in the London sky, Paul and Eli refuse to stay cooped up inside CheapShow HQ… So, they are out and about (yes again!) to go on an aimless wander through another corner of London. This time they’ve decided, for no good reason, to explore Nunhead Cemetery, one of London’s “Magnificent 7” cemeteries. It’s a gothic, spooky, heavily wooded area packed with tombs, crypts, gravestones and unusually named deceased folk. As they stroll about, they’ll aim to be respectful but at some point, Eli will want to get the booze out and Paul will want to get the hell out of the place… And once they reach Peckham Rye Common, things will get a little bit more unhinged. In possibly one of CheapShow’s more directionless walkabout episodes, join the Cheap Chaps on one of the warmest and sunniest days of the year… in a ruddy graveyard!

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Ep 434: Cemetery Men (Stereo Edition)

MONO EDITION
When the sun is shining this brightly in the London sky, Paul and Eli refuse to stay cooped up inside CheapShow HQ… So, they are out and about (yes again!) to go on an aimless wander through another corner of London. This time they’ve decided, for no good reason, to explore Nunhead Cemetery, one of London’s “Magnificent 7” cemeteries. It’s a gothic, spooky, heavily wooded area packed with tombs, crypts, gravestones and unusually named deceased folk. As they stroll about, they’ll aim to be respectful but at some point, Eli will want to get the booze out and Paul will want to get the hell out of the place… And once they reach Peckham Rye Common, things will get a little bit more unhinged. In possibly one of CheapShow’s more directionless walkabout episodes, join the Cheap Chaps on one of the warmest and sunniest days of the year… in a ruddy graveyard!

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Ep 434: Cemetery Men (Mono Edition)

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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