An comedic bit of techno-pop inspired by my dog, Chowsie, who genuinely triggers my ASRM when he snores. All instruments and voices by Steve Shapiro. Additional ASMR whispers by Marcie and Jules Shapiro. All dog sound effects by Chowsie.

LYRICS

Staring at the ceiling, can’t get to sleep
Deep breathing is no use, forget about those sheep
Then out of the silence, a snore so deep and vast
My ASMR doggy he did the trick at last

ASMR doggy, he puts me right at ease
ASMR doggy, he sleeps atop my knees
ASMR doggy, sends tickles down my spine
ASMR doggy, peace at last is mine

That email makes me sweat, the text fills me with dread
My cardiologist says it’s time to get to bed
I’m too afraid to move, too afraid to stay
Then my doggy sighs a breath so fine and I am on my way  

ASMR doggy, he puts me right at ease
ASMR doggy, he sleeps atop my knees
ASMR doggy, sends tickles down my spine
ASMR doggy, peace at last is mine

My coffee tastes much better when he lays next to me
My mornings are less weary, my days have less Ennui
My nights are fully pleasant as any night can be
When he rolls around onto his back and snores so sweet and free

Humans are a mess, we’ve overstayed our time
The earth is deep in irreversible decline 
The only shred of hope in this world so whack
Is when my doggy snores while sleeping on his back

ASMR doggy, he puts me right at ease
ASMR doggy, he sleeps atop my knees
ASMR doggy, sends tickles down my spine
ASMR doggy, peace at last is mine
Peace at least is mine
Peace at least is mine

Aaaaaah!

Music and Lyrics by Steve Shapiro
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