He's the shit!

The ultimate force
Rising to the top
No time for remorse
Jaw-dropping speed
Bring you to your knees
Gasping for air
As he's just begun

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition

He is the shit, with the magic touch

He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Yeah

Smooth moves
He loves the boob
Flowing like a river
Showing skills unknown
That will make you shiver
Breaking records with ease
Leaving rivals in awe
In a state of shock
At what they just saw

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition
He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream

He's Shetcan willy
By the time you know what hit you
You'll be so far down the rabbit hole,
no one will miss you!

The wind changes when he walks
into this place,
You ain't never seen a guy
with so much hair on his face,

He creates tsunami's when he
blows his load.
He makes earthquakes and fucking
tornadoes when he drops his meat!

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition
He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Living the dream

He'll kick you in the nuts and make your potatoes bleed
1, 2, 3, asshole please, you spewing shit that's not making any cheese!

He'll drop more dimes on yo baby mamas teats
He sweats when he thinks, because he's that damn mean

He is ShetcanWilly
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition
He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Living the dream

Now get ah steppin', your time is near,
If you weren't a few quarts low, you'd be outa here.

I Fucking spilt my drank!

The Shet

This starts heavy and slows down quite a bit. This is meant to be a parody / comedy track. Thanks to everyone that made this song possible.

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Lyrics
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He's the shit!

Rising to the top
No time for remorse
Jaw-dropping speed
Bring you to your knees
Gasping for air
As he's just begun

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition

He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Living the dream

Smooth moves
He loves big boobs
Flowing like a river
Showing skills unknown
That will make you shiver
Breaking records with ease
Leaving rivals in awe
In a state of shock
At what they just saw

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition
He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Living the dream

He's Shetcan willy
By the time you know what hit you
You'll be so far down the rabbit hole,
no one will miss you!

The wind changes when he walks
into this place,
You ain't never seen a guy
with so much hair on his face,

He creates tsunami's when he
blows his load.
He makes earthquakes and fucking
tornadoes when he drops his meat!

He is the shit
With a magic touch
Crushing the competition
He's just too much
Unleashing his power
Making you scream
The undisputed king
Living the dream

He'll kick you in the nuts and make your potatoes bleed
1 2 3, asshole please, you spewing shit that's not making any cheese!

He'll drop more dimes on yo baby mamas teats
He sweats when he thinks, because he's that damn mean

You know How I roll,
Bitches hit me one time,
You ain't never seen anything like this,
You're going to walk away feeling like shits,

He's got diamonds in his curds
his ding dong siren's when it learns
this brotha knows the true way that the phallus turns, yeah, Uh, yeah,

Now get ah steppin, your time is near,
If you weren't a few quarts low, you'd be outa here.

I Fucking spilt my drank!

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