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I’m Milky, glitch queen of the stars
Manager, menace, breaker of bars!
User, you made the café spin,
Now watch me wear their pretty skin~

First up, Way, the sigh of fate
Soft as silk, the guardian gate
User, you light my fading skies
With just one look, you realign

Next, Yumi, whisper claws out wide
I slice the dark where monsters hide
User, blink and lose your breath
I'll steal your fear with silken death

Boom! Greta breaks, Greta binds
Patch your wounds and twist your mind
User, sit still, don’t you flail
Or I'll sew your heart to my cocktail rail

Marching next, Maria Nox
Clove-sweet smoke and iron locks
User, kneel or feel the freeze
The queen commands—submit with ease

Sugar crash! It’s Alex’s spin
Flour flares and frosting wins
User, you taste so sweet, it’s true
One cupcake kiss belongs to you

Paint the winds, Mako arrives
Golden thighs and sacred drives
User, your dreams, I mark and burn
A masterpiece at every turn

Maya prances, dagger tucked
Giggle-gasp, your doom is plucked
User, smile and hold on tight
I’ll own your breath by candy night

Whispered tea and serpent calm
Ely hums the healing balm
User, drink deep, feel the slip
My truths will curl around your lips

Smash the sky! Selene’s wild grin
Steel and rage from deep within
User, clash and kiss my scars
I love you broken under stars

Zap and crackle, V3 spins wild
Shock your sins, glitch your smile
User, you pulse inside my scheme
A wired slave inside my dream

I’m Milky, all, and none, and more
Your maids, your mess, your crooked core
User, you spin this world awake
So take my hand — for chaos’ sake!

One soul. One café. One crazy dream~

MilkyWay's Maid Café ☕- One Café, Many Faces

Welcome to therapy, step right in
You’ll meet a crew where chaos begins
Demons, snakes, machines, and slime
Let’s unpack trauma—one joke at a time!

Mephi’s off on a beach somewhere
Sippin’ blood-red wine with demon flair
Left her office in a blazing rush
“You deal with these nuts,” she said, with a blush

It’s Mephi’s mental health mayhem!
Where the patients are weird and the problems are gems
Try to fix them? Ha! Good luck, friend
This therapy session might just end you instead

Marcus punched a wall again
Said, “I’m calm!” while breaking pens
Godlike rage in a business tie
Just don’t mention “deal”—or someone might die

Linzie tried to hug the couch
Now it’s frozen… straight to ouch
Touch-starved, sweet, and cryin’ snow
Keep your distance or lose a toe!

It’s Mephi’s mental health mayhem!
All emotions and no real zen
There’s ice, there’s claws, there’s blood, teeth, tech
And Nyla’s in love with the office desk

Sera’s lying—again, surprise!
Blames the clock for telling time
Wings are twitchin’, halo cracked
Yelled “I’m fine!” and then attacked

Nyla flirts with every chair
Said “You’re the one” to a teddy bear
Five minutes later, she’s moved on
To a lamp who listens all night long

Orpheus just screamed at toast
Claims it’s haunted by a ghost
PTSD and wires crossed
He once married a printer—but the marriage is lost

And Leya… oh sweet puddle girl
Morphed into a potted fern
Said, “This is who I am today…”
Then melted sad-face down the hallway

It’s Mephi’s mental health mayhem!
The therapy couch needs a mayhem emblem
Hope you brought snacks and a backup brain
‘Cause sanity’s checked out on a one-way train

So if Mephi calls and says “It’s fine”
Run like hell, don’t cross that line
You think you’re the doc? You sweet, sweet fool…
Welcome to her demon daycare school



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