Troy goes on a Google-fueled panic spiral, trying to prove Edward is 100% not human.

Signs! So Many Signs

After Edward stops a van with his hand, Troy finally loses it in a full Broadway belt.

Why Is This My Life?

Troy wakes up in the hospital—again. No one believes him. He’s done pretending.

Hospital Song (Why Am I in a Neck Brace?)

The entire school bursts into song about how the Cullens are pale, mysterious, probably cursed—and kinda hot tho.

Forks High: Hot People, Weird Vibes

Bella enters like a human Pinterest board, and Troy can’t understand how no one else sees the literal wind machine.

Who Brings a Fan to School?

Troy accepts he’s not the hero—and honestly? That’s fine.
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I’m Not the Main Character

Bella and Troy sing separate duets of surrender from opposite sides of a ballet studio. They don’t know the other is there.

Please Let the Vampire Kill Me

Edward hisses at Bella in biology class. Everyone else swoons. Troy begins to unravel.

That Guy Just Hissed at Her

Troy attends prom hoping for peace. Instead, he gets wolves, fog, and Edward descending from the ceiling.

Prom Night (Please Just Be Normal)

The full cast goes full chaos. Chants, claps, glitter, pride. It’s Forks, baby.


This Is Forks (We’re Just Like That)

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