This sounds kinda painful, hope these fellas don't get into my eye!!

Gerbils Crawling In Your Eye

i've watched the world end

my world is being consumed, it's chill though. I'm too nonchalant for this world anyway. I can't take it seriously

I didn't think the highest lifeform was gonna be so hot!

doom for you, getting ready to listen to the same thing pretty much

Did you know there are eight days in a week? News to me!

I heard that your pinky finger is as easy to bite off as a baby carrot, I wonder if that's true!