L’Eglise catholique a un nouveau pape: Robert Francis Prévost, devenu Léon XIV. Les cardinaux réunis en conclave l’ont élu ce jeudi 8 mai. Sur place à Rome au moment où la fumée blanche s’est élevée, Matthias Wirz nous explique pourquoi cet Américain a été choisi et quels sont les grands défis qui l’attendent. Notre journaliste a aussi recueilli les attentes des fidèles, et la parole de différents spécialistes sur l’histoire des conclaves.

Photo: ©Edgar Beltrán / The Pillar, CC BY-SA 4.0 Wikimedia Commons

Habemus papam!

Lyrics:
(Intro JARLATHAN)
Young jarlathan on the beat

(Verse 1 JARLATHAN)
Fik bust til at rappe godt, nu får jeg ham til at retire.
Vi ved allesammen at du gooner den til freja.
Dette track kommer til at blive straight up murder,
også dit hjem står jeg udenfor og lurker.
Ligesom Simon har du kun burger.
Chopped ass hår ja du ligner Timmy turner.
Du Gokker dillermand til real Søren e.
Nu er der hvidt på din skærm og det er ikke sne.
Du råber og skriger jeg siger lad det ske
lad det ske

(Verse 2 SIMSEGYATT)
du får nok 02 på din madkundskabs eksamen,
og du blir sikkert pegget af aarhus damen
buster du får et viskestykke proppet i din røv,
dit flow er så røv at det gør mig døv ligsom bella
jeg kan godt lide frikadeller
til juleaften blir du bagt ligsom ænder,
vis mig dine hænder
og sut osten fra mine hinder
se dine kinder
de er meget små
du skal passe på, for jeg slår din storetå
mmm av av det gør nas
ligsom jarlathan ser jeg film i palads
mr smegma, ja den Sang var ass
og din brors exkæreste arbejder i la glace
42 -1 tror du hedder elias
noah norrid

(Verse 3 NOBERT)
Skulle tro du har diarre, den måde dit flow er så ass
Du er meget bedre som en ghostwriter,
til mig er du bare en dick rider.
Ikk tro du en mma fighter.
Du købte din bil i flying tiger.
dine vers er lige så svage som din pik,
Min pik minder hende om pickle Rick.
På bus 132 vi puller op til dit hus,
du har ikke råd til vand med brus,
Hellerup, stacker cash hoe
Ikk tro at det bare er gas bro
voldtager dig og dit ass flow
Svinger min pik rundt om dig som en lasso
Jeg spitter bars
Bitch, Jarl spiller guitar
2:18 that guitar solo

(Bridge JARLATHAN, SIMSEGYATT & NOBERT)
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Anton sutter mig af
Dette beat er delvist produceret af jarlathan produktioner
Confakta

(Verse 4 JARLATHAN)
Buster vil købe min cykel han er lille ligsom cykel myggen
Buster elsker silas rører ved ham rører i hans endetarm
Du får meatet i bootiet
Mig fobert og simon i studiet
Vi cooker dig som en ovn, Roberts tissemand er enorm
Din tissemand den er lille
Hvis fober hed gilbert ville du hedde gille.
C linjens farve er orange vi smoker dig putter dig på en planche
Humbler dig ligesom pejman du sætter dig ned vi boller din nummi du får hemoride
Anton tror han er rodrick, han får rawdick
Mine bars er hypnotic
Vi inviterer dig til diddys fest
Jarl har den bedste diller jeah bedst i test
Min pubes er fyldt med nakkeost call that Nakskov,
Du er lille jeg tror du er 5 år gammel

(Verse 5 SIMSEGYATT, JARLATHAN)
med denne sang skal du dø
fik en so til at sutte den ostepølse i svøb
og vi kaster dig i gentofte sø
anton prøvede at bolle men han skulle stå i kø
dit ben er næsten ligså stor som min diller
boller dig i røven er lige glad om det kilder
det gør ondt i numsen så sut min panodiller
de var laced med fentanyl jeg håber at du lider
Du får viskestykke i din røv ;
Du er en grim ko du tygger drøv
Du en indvandrer du sir EOW
Du ligner ik en buster du ligner en børge
Du klatrer på min pik som om det var er BJERG
Holy shit du er ogs lav
Din tissemand bliver savet
Min pik er større end Simons mave

(Verse 6 NOBERT)
Buster Buster i et lille barn. I en fart
en særlig art. En retart.
Veiny ah dih og den er helt bar
Du har ingen pickle,
mangler en testikel.
kom her, og get seated.
RoberNober undefeated.
Ja, tag dit liv,
femårige gør dig stiv.
Og min penis er massiv,
Stjal din mormors gangstativ.
Can’t have shit in Hvidovre,
flasher min diller med blodåre.
Min tissemand den er benhård
Når du tager dit liv, græder vi hvide tårer,
Vi pisser på din grav
Sims pik er som en larve.
Ikke en shower men en grower
Forsnævret forhud har brug for en dåseåbner.


(Verse 7 bussanut lyrics)
bussanut lyrics could not be transcribed

BEDST I TEST (SMOKING ON THAT BUSTER PACK)

We have a new Pope mere months after 'Conclave' was released in theaters. How does the religious thriller compare to what happens in real life? And what is its message regarding the evolution of the Vatican? Join us to find out. 

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Why  Conclave Could Not Have Released at a Better Time

Le moment des bonnes nouvelles 2025-05-06

By avoiding grandeur in favor of a personal/political angle, Conclave crafts an intriguing and ultimately uplifting film.

Read more at: https://scottsself-indulgentmovieblog.blogspot.com/

Episode 981: Conclave

I studion sitter Martin, Panos, Ludvig och Simon Mossmyr.
Har ni saknat att höra Medis Radio prata Warhammer-böcker? Väntan är nu över, då Simon Mossmyr är tillbaka för att diskutera Dan Abnetts bok Interceptor City. Dessutom har Panos varit och tittat på 1984 på stadsteatern och delar med sig av den spännande upplevelsen. Martin och Ludvig har påvespecial och pratar om filmerna Two Popes och Conclave och Martin har också spelat det omdiskuterade skräckspelet The Casting of Frank Stone. Ta en kall dryck och välkomna sommaren med din favoritpodd!

13:55 - Intro
19:39 - 1984
41:34 - The Casting of Frank Stone
59:27 - Interceptor City
1:35:53 - Two Popes
1:52:07 - Conclave

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192 - 1984, Interceptor City, Conclave, Two Popes och The Casting of Frank Stone

Lots of fun with bodily fluids and body parts, but the book reviews are star of the show!
American War by Omar El Akkad
Anima Rising by Christopher Moore
Conclave by Robert Harris

EPISODE 451 ANIMA RISING CONCLAVE AMERICAN WAR

SideQuest 2025

Join Valeria, Reader Development and Stock Librarian at Camden Libraries, Haleema Ali, and host Barra Fitzgibbon from Bloomsbury Radio for a brand-new episode of Let’s Talk Camden — the podcast where stories, community, and creativity come together.

This month, we’re welcoming Valeria to the mic. She brings a unique perspective from Abruzzo, Italy — the greenest region in Europe, known for its incredible biodiversity. Her background beautifully ties into this year’s Summer Reading Challenge theme: Story Garden.

We’ll also be tackling a national issue: children’s reading is in decline, with only 1 in 3 young people enjoying reading and 1 in 4 unable to read well by age 11 (Clark et al., 2024). But there’s a way to turn the page — and it starts with the Summer Reading Challenge ( Summer Reading Challenge - Camden Council) . Children are encouraged to read six books over the summer, collecting tokens and entering a prize draw to win theatre tickets, LEGO sets, and more. To sign up please follow this link : Summer Reading Challenge 2025

Plus, Barra and Valeria dive into some brilliant reads, including Conclave by Peter Straughan. Valeria also shares her love of languages and her growing interest in Korean and Japanese literature, especially slice-of-life stories that offer a window into everyday experiences across cultures.

Tune in for book chat, summer inspiration, and a celebration of the power of reading.


Lets talk Camden with Valeria the Reader Development and Stock Librarian in Camden Libraries

On May 8th, 2025, at the Vatican, the Conclave elected Robert Francis Cardinal Prevost as the 267th Bishop of Rome. Known as Pope Leo XIV, he succeeds Pope Francis, and inherits a long, violent and unresolved legacy of the Vatican’s role in committing intergenerational settler colonial violence and genocides against Indigenous peoples, clans, communities, and nations throughout the world. The Vatican’s complicity can be traced back to the 15th century issuance of three papal bulls, the first two decreed by Pope Nicholas V in 1452 and Romanus Pontifex (1455); and third by Pope Alexander VI's Inter caetera in 1493.

Known as the Doctrine of Dominion or Discovery, the Papal bulls authorized colonial powers such as Spain, Portugal, and other European monarchies and countries to seize lands and subjugate people in Africa and the western hemisphere so long as Indigenous peoples were not Christians. In the United States, the Doctrine of Dominion/discovery, indeed, is the foundation of America’s property law and federal Indian law that violently ensures Native Americans dispossession of their traditional and treaty homelands – a situation established by the Vatican in the 15th century. 

Over the centuries, the Vatican and its missionaries have been responsible for the theft of thousands and thousands of Indigenous peoples sacred or ceremonial items and other forms of cultural patrimony, which have either been on display at the Vatican Museum, or remain hostage at the Vatican and possibly other religious institutions. To date, the Vatican has not repatriated Indigenous ceremonial items back to Indigenous peoples and nations in violating the UNDRIP and denying Indigenous peoples fundamental rights. 

So, what does Pope Leo XIV mean for Indigenous peoples throughout the world? Pope Leo inherits Pope Francis’s legacy which includes: in 2022, the Vatican issuing an apology for the “catastrophic” legacy of residential schools in Canada; in 2023, the Vatican repudiated the “Doctrine of Discovery” without calling for settler colonial countries to do the same, and in 2023, Pope Francis, despite the formal protest of 50 California Indian nations, was responsible for the canonization of the Spanish missionary Junipero Serra who masterminded the 18th-century Alta Spanish mission system that functioned as violent theological network attempting to vanquish Indigenous peoples along the coast of California and parts of the western hemisphere. 

Guest:
Valentin Lopez, Amah Mutsun Nation, is Chairman of the Amah Mutsun Nation, one of three historic California Indigenous Nations that are recognized as Ohlone. Valentin is Mutsun, Awaswas, Chumash and Yokuts (http://amahmutsun.org/governance/tribal-council).  

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The Vatican’s Transition, the Doctrine of Domination, & Possession of Indigenous Sacred Items/Cultural Patrimony

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Vi dropper bangers hver tirsdag.
Vi r rigtig gangster.
Ik fuck med slemdrup drengene
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