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просто учился, был тихим парнем
нaxyя вы меня обижали
впрочем это уже не важно
я отомщу вам всем вместе разом

я захожу в школу вместе с автоматом
охранник был уверен, что у меня с собой гитара
раньше меня гнобили, теперь, сyки, получайте
сорян, вы стали жертвами - жертвами колумбайна

сижу как всегда за последней партой
в телефоне залипаю
называют изгоем класса
вы все меня зaeбaли
у меня уже в голове есть планы
поделился ими в посте на 4чане
я одолжу ружьё у папы
лучше не приходите в школу завтра

просто учился, был тихим парнем
нaxyя вы меня обижали
впрочем это уже не важно
я отомщу вам всем вместе разом

я захожу в школу вместе с автоматом
охранник был уверен, что у меня с собой гитара
раньше меня гнобили, теперь, сyки, получайте
сорян, вы стали жертвами - жертвами колумбайна
я захожу в школу вместе с автоматом
охранник был уверен, что у меня с собой гитара
раньше меня гнобили, теперь, сyки, получайте
сорян, вы стали жертвами - жертвами колумбайна

я устроил клип на pumped up kicks
выжили лишь те, кто падал из окон вниз
по моему обидчику теперь мать скорбит  
я не понесу ответственность, я совершу сy*цид

просто учился, был тихим парнем
нахуя вы меня обижали
впрочем это уже не важно
я отомщу вам всем вместе разом


another day at school (prod. by leeway, livingpuff)

mastered by @qlein Tape HAlloween
1. talktuah w. @azkii1 prod @nielyoung
2. dnA w. @sinefelt prod @attc
3. baNDs prod @kin1k & @mxmory
4. ADvisory w. @kohlinn prod @latex2
5. buckSHOt w. @ka7len prod @mercycoreradio & @mental
6. dIEEE prod @prodsoma
7. wakin DED w. @saturn27 & @qlein prod @mercycoreradio & @mental & @attc & @qlein
8. ST☆r prod @attc

thank you 2 evryone who helped, started sept 2024 

cover by wassim

late night broadcast

HALLOWEEN SIN XISPOOP
DJ set tocado en mi casa pq ninguna productora soporta
(っ҂ཀ•)っ │˶˙ᯅ˙˶)꜆
DJ set played at my house because no production company will support it

LYRICS

Candle Cove
Look, there’s a cave ahead! I-I-I don’t have the heart to go
Percy, you need to explore! It’s Mr. Bear’s Party Cove
Do-Do I have to? Yes! Go inside
Go inside. Go inside

Mr. Bear
Welcome to the cellar, kids
Today, we’ll be braving a show about pirates and skeletons
I’ll pull up my rocking chair and you can have a seat too
So all of Caledon can see exactly how I beat you

Kids, he’s got a tooth buddy, but he can’t harm me
You should know by now that us grizzly bears got sharp teeth
All ages can enjoy my show, we’re nowhere near Cove
I’m all the way at 21, you’re stuck on Channel Zero!

You show a bunch of rusty puppets - nobody’s digging it
I bring a soup and spoon ready - the kids are diggin’ in
I know you want to stay, but I sadly am declining
‘Cause I don’t see a pirate anywhere on the invite list

Percy
Wh-what happened to my crew? Where’d they venture off?
A-anybody out there? Janice? L-Laughingstock?
L-listen, you did great, but my time’s better not wasted
In the big brown bear’s scary and decrepit basement

I-I get you think you’re better, but it’s a safe bet
That channel surfing doesn’t mean you’re on my wavelength
I mean, with rabbit ear antennas? I-I thought it’s expected
Y-you’d know your frequencies tend to get poor reception

T-the kids turned off Pokemon’s show and w-w-went to yours
Switching Gotta Catch 'Em All with T-T-To Catch A Predator
N-now don’t get angry, I don’t want anyone getting hurt
But uh, ask one of your captive kids to write a better verse

Mr. Bear
That’s very nice, Patty, but I think you need to pack your bags
Mr. Bear’s cellar doesn’t have room in it for scallywags

Percy
Well if I… wait, wait, oh GOD, THAT’S HORRID
You’re not playing hide and seek, YOU’RE JUST HIDING CHILD CORPSES

Mr. Bear
Maybe the mask’s muffling me, so if I’m not clear
Get the fuck out, you don’t belong here

Percy
[                                                                            ]
[                                                                                                ]

Mr. Bear
Shut the fuck UP!

Me? Mad? Oh, it’s just late in the day
I’m still full of joy and ecstasy, make no mistake
Now let’s show Caledon 21 the fun games that we play

Trash must be cleansed and you’ll be who I start with
Story, production, verses, all garbage
You’re dribbling, static, come listen to my voice
I’m music to the ears, and all you are is white noise

This ditch right here will make sure that Satan’s satisfied 
And I’m sure all of your fans would make for the greatest sacrifice
(cut to fire crackling) Feel your plastic skin melt away
Your cove’s in a faraway land, Hell awaits

Skin Taker
Best turn back now, ye’ wayward lost soul
‘Lest Jolly Mr. Rogers be turned to crossbones
All those who met my glass jaw have abandoned hope
This is your final stop, WELCOME TO CANDLE COVE 

Gave lads some orange juice so they wouldn’t be thirsty
HAHAHAHA WHAT? SO THE DEAD KIDS DON’T HAVE SCURVY?
That billowing pit ain't a sighting to behold
You misheard me, I said FIRE IN THE HOLE

I’ll grind ye’ hide very well until you’re made to pedo pelt
Jones will find ye’ severed flesh DEEP DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
SO GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.
GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.

CREDITS

Shimario as Pirate Percy
GamingPlush64 as Laughingstock
garbageGothic as Janice

Swizkii as Mr. Bear

Rabi as The Skin Taker

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Breathtaking Beats
Arranged, Mixed, & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Spotify Art by Hauntedcicadasongs

1999 vs. Candle Cove - Rap Battle

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time!

This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E74 Job's Ashes

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL!

This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains

Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E75 John Rash Remains

💀 👻 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: ENTER LEVEL ZERO 👻 💀

Just in time for Halloween, dive into the ultimate psycho-acoustic dread of the Backrooms.

This track is a slow, crushing Dark Ambient Horror Soundscape, inspired by the Liminal Space aesthetic and found-footage terror. There is no beat, only the irregular, metallic knocking and the deepest, dissonant drones that sound like an invisible, haunting presence.

⚠️ WARNING: Best listened to with headphones in the dark. The eerie whispered vocals and VHS-glitch production create a maximally scary and claustrophobic feeling.

Turn off the lights and let the fear consume you.

#Halloween #DarkAmbient #Backrooms #HorrorSoundtrack #ScaryMusic

EMPTY WORLD

"I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me...."

the thumbnail was again made by my gooberling friend!
here's their tumblr: www.tumblr.com/goobery35

Hill Act 1.gym (Cover)

Kismet [V2]

The new ruler of this world has come to claim the conscience of the weak-willed in his finest hour. Let chaos commence.

-- CREDITS --
Cheezborger section - CheeseWithCake  
Rakshasa 1 - Shad (composition) ft. CheeseWithCake (arrangement)
Sody Pop - TECAgain  
Rakshasa 2 - TheArcticDreemurr (voices) CheeseWithCake (inst)
Slushi - CheeseWithCake ft. TECAgain  
Final Rakshasa - CheeseWithCake, Shad, TECAgain

Thumbnail art - Lucat

Find other info of me on my carrd! https://shadtheboi.carrd.co/

Food Court Struggle - Triple Trouble (Chikn Nuggit Mix)

creo que dj, no binarie 
tekno merengue / tekno xistoso
teknopou

I’m a Latino and part black 19 y/o that likes to draw, animate, and make music. I also have various other interests. 

All music I upload here is made by me. I mostly compose FNF (Friday Night Funkin’) music for fun but can also compose theme music. If you wanna see my artwork, feel free to check out my other socials.

YT: https://youtube.com/@leafyjolt?si=8Ar9RDUuWQDNtzbl

IG: https://www.instagram.com/leafyjolt/profilecard/?igsh=MXI2cXNoNWRzYWV5bA==

DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/leafyjolt

GameJolt: https://gamejolt.com/@LeafyJolt

ArtFight: https://artfight.net/~LeafyJolt

Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/users/178654805/profile

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! 

Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Rabi_battles
Twitter: https://x.com/rabi_funny
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/rabbyfrb.bsky.social

TOUCH2SOUL
i make music that touches the soul :-)

My name's Shad
Don't think of me as an artist, think of me as a buddy :D

New tracks tagged #CreepyPasta