Life as a Gen X Dad
...
Woke up this morning to the sound of my phone
Son’s got a problem, can’t solve it alone
Daughter’s boyfriend acting shady again
But the twins made me laugh, so it’s really a win
Grabbed my coffee, turned the news on mute
World’s still a mess, but my day is a beaut
Growing up, I gave them all that I knew
Some days they remember, some days its brand new
...
Gen X dad, always holding it together
Some Grayer hair, but I’m tougher than leather
Worry ‘bout my kids, it’s part of the deal
You never stop watching, and thats the real
Love ya to death, but don’t test my nerves
Being a Gen X dad takes guts and reserve
...
Daughter’s new guy? Yeah, I may know a remedy
The options are limited, I won't catch a felony
Son calls me stubborn, says I’m stuck in my ways
He can be his Moms image, from much younger days
They have thier own gigs now so I dont hear as often
That was always the goal, glad they had options
Life’s a balance sometimes of love, stress, and pride
I wont say it's easy, don't know how I'm alive
...
Gen X dad, always holding it together
Some Grayer hair, but I’m tougher than leather
Worry ‘bout my kids, it’s part of the deal
You never stop watching, and thats the real
Love ya to death, but don’t test my nerves
Being a Gen X dad takes guts and reserve
...
Yeah maybe I'm old school and stuck in my past
But I’ve lived through some shit and learned how to last
Wisdom’s the gift I still try to give
Find joy in the moments dont forget how to live
...
Gen X dad, always holding it together
Some Grayer hair, but I’m tougher than leather
Worry ‘bout my kids, it’s part of the deal
You never stop watching, and thats the real
Love ya to death, but don’t test my nerves
Being a Gen X dad takes guts and reserve
...
I'm glad we all made it, and had fun on the path
It's not always funny but you still need to laugh
Remember to just do your best to stay rooted
Cuz Ill come back and haunt you if you do something stupid

Life as a Gen X Dad

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Randy Brad, the Average Dad - Midlife Crisis Whip Lyrics:

(Yeah)
(Chorus)
Pulled up in a midlife midlife midlife crisis whip (a crisis whip!)
I bought it without consulting my wife
I'm taking these turns like a young man (like a young man, young man)
I didn't need to ask for a loan bitch, I have them dad bands! (Bands)
900 dollar belt to hold up my 25 year old jean pants, she hugs me tight and squeezes, my dad bod is advanced
(Peep me speeding in my crisis whip)

(Verse 1)
Pulled up in an all new marvelous ride that shit looks hard like a crisis,
 I'm 41 and in my midlife, still lit like a light and shit (ain't shit changed)
Everyday I think think about my high school days when I was popular and a hit 
So today I went behind my wife's back and bought a disastrous whip 
It's easier to ask for forgiveness so I didn't ask my wife for permission
Bought a Tesla Cyberbeast and that bitch is midlife crisis edition
These college girls look soaked and addicted, I'm the same age as their dads but way more wicked (it gets vicious)

(Verse 2)
Sure yeah time went by, I'm an older man now, but I'm still with the shit
I never stopped partying I just also sometimes babysit
My three kids are my world yeah, but I need my me time too
Fucked up a check and spent a G times two on my sneakers
Love to spend my cash, feels like the glory days being cheered on from the bleachers
Ayye baby I'll be your dad, yeah I'm bad, my credit score is so high up he can charge for features
(Yeah yeah dad type of shit)
(Happy wife, happy life and all that)
(Brah)

(Chorus)
Pulled up in a midlife midlife midlife crisis whip (a crisis whip!)
I bought it without consulting my wife
I'm taking these turns like a young man (like a young man, young man)
I didn't need to ask for a loan bitch, I have them dad bands! (Bands)
900 dollar belt to hold up my 25 year old jean pants, she hugs me tight and squeezes, my dad bod is advanced
(Peep me speeding in my crisis whip)

(Verse 3)
I feel so alive, when young women want me, I'm the man (man, man, man whooo)
I love my wife too much, I flirt a lot with other women but never go in
Dawn Madness can really snap, I think my wife's got hands
I'm Randy Brad, the Average Dad, but I purchased a home and some exceptional land 
I'm saving for the future and thinking in advance
Sometimes I splurge a bit and sometimes it's pretty bad
Today I burned 100 Jeepers on a scary ride, that shit creepy (creepy)
100K missing from our accounts, guess I've never been that sneaky
We're gonna to have a huge argument over this and probably weekly 
Whatever, I'm cruising in this ship and the lights are beaming (they beaming yuh)
The kids can't ever ride in this car, with this toy I'm greedy
My sports car is hot and speedy, I'm having a midlife crisis and this is how I cheated
I'll deal with the consequences later because I didn't lease it
(Bitch)
(I got a new lease on life, yeah)
(Dad vibes alright)

Midlife Crisis Whip

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

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The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

Gen-X misfit. Chief Vibe Officer. Story Teller. Bulldog wrangler. Songwriter. Lover of music. Arguably a lyrical genius making hip-hop House magic. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Bringing the Boom Bap. Show some love and add me to a playlist! Follow me on Bandcamp for the latest releases! https://soundpope.bandcamp.com/

New tracks tagged #Dad Vibes