In this episode:

Bottle Shop Quiz
Spanish Flee - a tale of two Fixers
Festivus and NYE
DHFC awayday hat-trick
Pub & Beer News
Crisp News
Drug News
Other News
Book Corner
Desert Island Crispsps
Bum Dosser
Unsocial Media Scene

Pubcast Home & Away: live from South London and Spain

In this episode:

Pub Emergency
Pub Quiz 1
Back from Spain
Ice Hockey at Streatham
Goldie Lookin Chain
Hamlet Comedy & Verdant Tap Takeover
Email from Heather
Pub and Beer News
Crisp News
Drug News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Meet the new owner of the Blythe
Book Corner ft. Jake Hawkey & Sam Cullen
Bum Dosser
Social Media Scene

Emergency Pubcast from Blythe Hill Tavern, a chat with the new owner & all the usual stuff (Feb 25)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1
Malcolm Bennett night
First Day of Cheltenham
Gold Cup Day
Gravesend
Dalston
Pub & Beer News
Crisp News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Meet the Brewer: Will Hiscocks
Readers' Letters
Book Corner
Desert Island Crisps
Bum Dosser
Social Media Scene

East Dulwich & Herne Hill: beer & brewers, refurbs & expansions, love & death (March 2025)

It was snowing when the train pulled into Myrtlesham Halt. The station was deserted. As the steam lifted, a young man with a large black metal army trunk alighted from the end carriage. He skidded on the icy platform as far as the ticket hall, then slumped on the bench, exhausted. Once he had caught his breath, the man resumed his solitary trek, slipping and sliding his way up the icy hill to the isolated cottage.

Myrtlesham Halt  - Isla

In this episode:

Beer Festival/Football Stadium Quiz
Jack in the Green
Nunhead Cemetery Open Day and Ivy House Festival
Photo London
Bexley Beer Festival
Fouldsy's Birthday
The Dim Reaper
PEGS
Deserter on Substack
Pub & Beer News
Crisp News
Drug News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Readers' Letters
Book Corner
Desert Island Crispsps with Pompey Dunc
Bum Dosser
Media Social Scene


Beer Festival Special: live in E. Dulwich with the Raider, Dirts & guest, Pompey Dunc (May 25)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1
Windsor Races
Wide Awake
Wembley double
Deptford again
Tennis at Queen's
New EP from Andrew Grumbridge
Pub & Beer News
Crisp News
Drug News
Walking News
RIP Micky Science
Pub Quiz 2
Readers' Letters
Book Corner
Desert Island Crisps
Bum Dosser
Social Media Scene
It's Just Another Day (feat. AOC)

Up the Elephant and round the Castle: pubs, drugs, sport and dossers (June 25)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1
Shirk, Rust & Pray II
Just Fall Over at the Camden Fringe
Erith
Cornwall
Dorchester Court Summer Party
Dash the Henge
A new career 
Pub & Beer News
The latest from The Shirker's Rest
Crisp News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Readers' Letters
Book Corner: The Longest Crawl by Ian Marchant
Bum Dosser
Social Media Funnies

A Lambeth Lullaby: pubs, pints, cats, crisps and ornithology (Aug 2025)

In this episode:

Pub quiz 1
News about our new book
A plaque for Micky
Dirty's sports weekends
Anal canal action
Canada
Pétrus
Broadstairs
Pub and Beer News
Crisp News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Potato Corner
Bum Dosser
Social Media Scene

Forest hillbillies, Brockley badlands: pubs, plaques, poetry, Pétrus and potatoes. (Sept 25)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1
Latest book update - please order from deserter.store
London Brewers Alliance
Sheffield
Japanese punk
SXSE
Pub & Beer News
Crisp News
Drug News
Other news
Pub Quiz 2
Readers' Letters
Desert Island Crispsps
Potato Corner
Bum Dosser
Social Media Scene

Dungeons and flagons: beer, pubs, crisps and dossers in Boro & Bermo (Oct 25)

In this episode:

Pub Quiz 1
Book shenanigans 
Gig nights
In praise of Wednesdays
Crisp Pairing Night
Health updates
Pub & Beer News
Coming up at the Shirker's
Crisp News
Drug News
Other News
Pub Quiz 2
Readers' Letters
Book Corner
Bum Dosser
Social Media Sea




Boating in Greenwich & Deptford, with pubs, beer, crisps and health warnings.

Shirk, rest & play.

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