A celebration of the unusual,  Weird Old Donald is a tribute to an entity that has dedicated its life to eradicating humanity from Planet Earth. Otherwise known as Cthulu this fantastical story teller - DT - has developed formidable techniques for instilling nihilistic despair in all who encounter him through an inspired ability to create a stream of meaningless sound that emulates Republican values (itself an impossibility to comprehend) and reduces all aural victims to a desire for collective suicidal oblivion.

Vocals: Ciaran Walsh
Operatic excess: Luccy Lindling
Other stuff: Malcolm Atkins

Weird Old Donald

Hello, Hell, public service announcement here, this is your leader speaking.
Heaven has sent a message they've requested be read to all of you, let's see.
Blah bla- it's quite long, I'll summarize, let me just read ahead a bit..

hahahahaha
you fuckin dipshits thought he'd make shit cheaper
hahahahaha
thought you'd found yourselves a fuckin keeper
hahahahaha
they told you so many fuckin times
hahahahaha
that that thief on the cross is not the one you seek for

hahahahaha
and as he turns his fucking head, ahh
hahahahaha
you see in his eyes just what they said, hahaha
hahahahaha
you fucking trolls just owned yourselves SO hard
hahahahah
and he's trickling down pon y'all tards

isn't that good?  the monkey thinks
as he notices the flavour of what he drinks, well

under the bus
bump! bump!
roll with a prick, and you're like to get stuck
under the bus, 
womp thunk
reactionaries gonna react 
on the climb to the top
under the bus,
bump! bump!
the wheel's going round
if you like it or not
under the bus
crunch crunch
revenge of the morons, baby, 
destroying all they have won

some corporate welfare hypocrit rules the world
like it's in putin's pocket
destroying all the datasets
after he cooked the docket

the crops are rotting in the field
your friendships are in tatters
your government does not exist
and nothing you say matters

isn't that good? the monkey thinks
as he notices the emptiness of his beliefs, well

under the bus
bump! bump!
roll with a prick, and you're like to get stuck
under the bus, 
womp thunk
reactionaries gonna react 
on the climb to the top
under the bus,
bump! bump!
the wheel's going round
if you like it or not
under the bus
crunch crunch
revenge of the morons, baby, 
destroying all they have won

under the bus
bump! bump!
roll with a prick, and you're like to get stuck
under the bus, 
womp thunk
reactionaries gonna react 
on the climb to the top
under the bus,
bump! bump!
the wheel's going round
if you like it or not
under the bus
crunch crunch
revenge of the morons, baby, 
destroying all they have won

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