jennifer and anitaaa over here make it look easy *we make it look easy*
in this banging bassline super singles split release - zwei euphoric edits ov ze clubland classic! ze Eastenders theme! i can like reallyyy Imagine Phil Mitchell blasting em out on albert square, or even Peggy playing em after she just told you to get out the pub, or more likely the other way around - you getting kicked out for blasting wobblers on your mini rig in the pub... again...

jenny's iconic rr-r-r-eeemix sees the classic theme get wiblled, wobbled and squeaked into their signature 'jenny sparks bassline sound' TM! if u seen em live the past two or sew years, u heard dis one i am sure!
anita dubson takes anita dobson's sung version and contorts it into a cheeki breeki, kinda off me nut wonky bassline style that is sure to make you fall in love!

after hearing those, you know what, I think I fell in love :)
That’s what raving is all about hey, peace and love! and basslines too!!!

Written and Produced and Refined by jenny sparks and anita dubson respectively, 2024-2025

track 1 by jenny sparks was produced, mixed masterered by jenny sparks, 2023-2025
track 2 by anita dubson was produced by anita dubson, jan/feb 2024 and then masterered by Matteo Chiarenza-Santini, Feb 2024

a c.r.a.p records production

c.r.a.p 021 

anita dubson - anyone can fall in love

jenny sparks - eastenders bassline

written & performed by Corrtez
mix & mastered by Gametheoryprod

where you go 
where you go
when you not with me
I fucked her like a boss now she think im a millionaire 
I fucked her like a boss now she think im a millionaire 
I turned her to a star and I showed her how to wear it
its never no days off nigga look at how I spend it
I could never take a loss that's what make me loose my shit
you could never take a loss you'll be quick to loose ya bitch
im iching every five minutes I know its the pills again
she caught me nodding off at the steering wheel again
she fuck me to my songs she a ghetto ting and thick

she gon reminisce on them old times she wetter than the pool 
I was bagging up that dope It got my cuticles infused
I was scaling up that pound cake my drugs are not for you
had like two bitches of a bean fled the scene ain't nothing new
you can't call me out my name I ain't gon explain it for you 
if she fuckin for the fame she get naked for you
if she entertaining lames I got my big pistole to
once you getting to that money gotta upgrade that bitch 
I audemar that bitch
I made a song for that bitch 
got my day ones facing 20 niggas ride out like some crash dummies
swerving in the whip n with a bitch like im a crash dummy
she said her pussy pink n nigga what could make me pass on it
make me pass on its I couldn't stand for it 
I tricked on low-key bitches nigga check they passport 
I fucked on bougie bitches nigga check the dashboard 
I whipped a pound of dope up and I served it from the bando

I fucked her like a boss now she think im a millionaire 
I turned her to a star and I showed her how to wear it
its never no days off nigga look at how I spend it
I could never take a loss that's what make me loose my shit
you could never take a loss you'll be quick to loose ya bitch
im iching every five minutes I know its the pills again
she caught me nodding off at the steering wheel again
she fuck me to my songs she a ghetto ting and thick

EASTEND
EEND

new ting

written & performed - Corrtez
mix & mast - Game Theory Productions
production - Gheeskii

way more bitches on the scene
they ready
ya
way more bitches on the scene
they ready, they ready no no no no

wipe my nose congested uh
sipping high percent got me restless uh
polkadot hoe I catch her uh
powder got that hoe moving extra uh 
you seen how I moved In silence 
when you speak on what you do 
nigga better watch how they start eyeing you n eyeing you
regretting my prada fuck up the fabric
regretting my sinning fucking these bitches
I poured up a shot this the first time that im feeling more feeling
crumple that page up from my book tell me if you, you willing
I just hit that bitch up for the threesome and I think she wit it
I savour my wins 
I boost up my brudda since he was my kin
niggas said he switched well I still do that shit again 
I put him on before myself like time and time and time again
I had to redirect myself constant switching up the plan
bitch I got no trust, got no trust in you
said you hate the scene when it belong to you
bring an extra friend I like more than two
bring me extra tings im fiening for the grou-uup
aint no room for you to get offended now
 you getting mad cuz I got selection now
rose gold beg me for another stone 
stone cold fuck n leave these thots alone

way more bitches on the scene
they ready
ya
way more bitches on the scene
they ready

EASTEND
EEND

on the scene

redlight

morena

distant

everything I want

stalker

UKG dancefloor burner telling the people to stand up!

Mastered by David Mackie Scouller at Dynamic Mastering Services, Billingham, United Kingdom.

Rising

Matches is Matthew Stolley. New Orleans born, he grew up listening to brass bands in the streets, and carried that vibe through the 90s as predominantly a jungle DJ bouncing between SF and NYC. As he grew musically, Matthew began sound design for the groundbreaking German company, Access, as an interactive method  to learn more about synthesis techniques. He released a handful of well received patch banks for the Access Virus, culminating in the “10 Dirty Years” anniversary release. He has now returned to music production, mostly focused on dance floor tech house with an edge.

Hardcore/Bassline/Rave DIY label from the UK, established in 2020 and petering out hackneyed music ever since!

C.R.A.P Artists:
23HR GABBA FAGS - https://soundcloud.com/djnathko
anita dubson - https://soundcloud.com/anitadubson
BOSS
CZAP
dandelion
Dandelion and Burdock
deerstalker - https://soundcloud.com/deerstalker23
DJ GLEADLESS - https://www.youtube.com/@insectghost4436
DJ TALKTOFRANK/WAGGA https://soundcloud.com/waggauk
G1NA - https://soundcloud.com/g1na_loves_u
gabbatha - lives atop a mountain in Tyrol wihtout internet
jenny sparks - https://soundcloud.com/jennysparks
L0rd D00m - https://soundcloud.com/orlando_doom666
Lords Of Gerrards Cross - live in a shed behind a tennis club
Mean-E - https://soundcloud.com/mean_e
Natasha Da Partysmasha - in a truck in france https://soundcloud.com/natashadapartysmasha
∏pena - https://soundcloud.com/mr-pena
self
Shadwell Steve
Sharkboy
slim sinna - https://soundcloud.com/slimsinna
Smellz - https://soundcloud.com/ghostwiththemost1
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