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ELON-VEN-0570 - Both on Fire Now

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ELON-VEN-0587 - Elf Ears Implanted

ELON-VEN-0597 - Texas, No Doors

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🎄🔪 Jingle Bells (Tesla Recall Edition) – Dark Appalachian Christmas Murder Ballad 
 
The Christmas song Elon doesn’t want you to hear.

We took the jolliest tune in the catalog, cranked it to 165 BPM, and turned it into a high-speed bluegrass horror story about Full Self-Driving, dead reindeer, black ice, and one very bad night before Christmas.

If “O Holy Night” and a Cybertruck crash compilation had a demon baby raised in a West Virginia holler… this is it.

Lyrics:

Howdy folks from far, looking wide...you might want to ease up on those festive treats, if you wish to ride this sleigh tonite…
 
As your tel-U-vision, your kids, the interwebs, and every store on this planet will lead, shame, force and tell you......
 
Hallmark Eve is upon us, so go empty your account, max out your cards, lie to your children and keep up this charade.
  
Because, Why not?  You've lied to them for years, with ease.......this should be a breeze.......but joy ain’t going to be riding this sleigh tonight....

Although, I bet she'd look mighty fine, after this moonshine wine....

Giddy on up with them chords fellas....

Dashing through the snow
In a silent Tesla sleigh,
Over the hills we go
Autopilot led astray.
Notifications on AirPods ping,
But the reindeer all are gone-
Elon killed ‘em for the batteries
Now the blood runs cold and long!

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way—
Oh what fun it is to ride
Till the software kills the day!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Death comes sleek and fast,
Full Self-Drivin’ through the night
Hope this trip ain’t your last!

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride,
Loaded up the Cyber-sleigh
With the kids tucked warm inside.
The grid went dark, the screen went black,
Misfortune seemed our lot—
We hit a patch of black ice, kids,
And the Tesla never stopped!

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way—
Oh what fun it is to glide
Till the ghost in the machine don’t sway!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Hear the sirens wail,
Wrapped around a pine tonight
Merry Christmas, go to hell!

Now the moon is hid behind
A cloud of drone exhaust,
Every headlight’s a cold white eye
Of some electric ghost.
Laughing all the way? Ha! Ha! Ha! 
We’re screaming, pale with fright—Damn right.
The car just locked the doors on us
And took off into the night!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
torn loose and rolling away—
oh what’s left of the ride
lies splintered in the snow today!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
blood on white snowfall,
One more family lost tonight
Thanks for heeding the recall!

We just found out the reindeer are in a rehab facility, 
you can look up Rudolph the white-nosed reindeer to see why,
but CNN wrote some of these lyrics,
So the words about Elon you can't rely.
Have a very merry christmas, I look forward to the delayed flights and the family fights........

Happy New Year to all, in whatever dead language Bezos uses.

Gauisus novus annus......

Recorded in one take at 2 a.m. in a single-wide with no heat.


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Merry Christmas. Go to hell. 🎁



Jingle Bells - Tesla Recall Edition

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