Money for old rope - Soldi per la vecchia corda

There you go jumping down my throat
Everyone’s on the take/make, at it, one way or another
Midnight cowboys soon discover

Passing bucks, go on lads grab ‘em by the nads, take what you can - MFOR

Mis -information kiosks, Berlin – ‘Counter service' – rathaus
Brandenburg – schadenfreude
Not fit for purpose, four leaf clover, snow blower, San Francisco
Gods, pontiffs, popes, oligarchs, monarchy - MFOR

Three geezers gawpin down an ‘ole; Polish bloke – Nah, ‘e’s gone home
Butchers always have meat; chicken feet

Three way traffic cock up, no need, no thought, no brains
Water company layabouts, ligging, polluting
MP scroungers, scallywags, guttersnipes

It's a lousy joke - Money for old rope

Taking wages under false pretences - Monet for old rope
Follow the same old trope(s) - company profits

Yes, I know I’m a curmudgeonly old misanthrope – and I get MFOR 
MFOR
Don’t get me started…..

Lyrics - Martin Weller
Music - JoeMustDoBetter

Money For Old Rope

It was going to be called "Cheer up luv" as in - it might never happen.

However :)

Don't Call Me

Useless Eaters

We’re not useless creatures
Redundant unnützer
Some of those sick bastards, self-serving warmongers
Death and destruction, climate changing now
We are Purple people eaters, Thinking of the USA, more born every day

AI will eradicate the need for Untermenschen (subhumans)
Charlie and the monarchy factory; Nutzlose Esser, starve ‘em out
Parasites; not us, them, the thieves, murdering (people) for profit  
They have stolen everything
Who are the useless eaters - now

Disability, Genocidal Markers, in-valid
Lost minds, downtrodden, made to feel dirty and cheap
Working class wannabe tory twats, fifedoms, feudal, futile
Human waste, can you tell what it is - yet

Zionist Nazis crushing people in a North Korean style
Homelessness is a so-called lifestyle choice – do one
Veterans left to die on streets, another new battlefield – we will remember them – not – government policies kill

Refugees! Don't get me started you over-privileged fecks
Elimination, wars, epidemics, fatal rapid-acting diseases
Energy, food, water kept at subsistence levels for the non-elite

White populations of Western Europe, North America – naff all to eat

AI will eradicate the need for Untermenschen (subhumans)
Charlie and the monarchy factory; Nutzlose Esser, starve ‘em out
We’re not useless creatures
Not a waste of breath
We are Purple people eaters, Thinking of the USA

Have You

Dudes

A tribute to the Kinks by Weller & Dudley

Dead End Street

Cup Of Irish Tea - Dudley & Weller feat. Clare 'Leary

Butterfly

ETN 1st December 2024

Remixed and mastered by Phil Hargreaves 2024

Not the EU (Phi7 remix)

Tomorrow's Girls

Before the old girl died and the old boy took over.

Gawd Save 2022

Tw@t

Subterranean Homesick Blues Weller & Dudley

ETN 12th January 2025

Sparkly remix 2025 of KPW originally released 2019

Keep Portland Weird_Sparkly mix 2025

ETN 25th January 2025

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