Finally, a holiday album for the rest of us.
Every December 23rd, families gather around an unadorned aluminum pole to air their grievances, compete in feats of strength, and declare minor coincidences to be miracles. Now, these sacred traditions have a soundtrack.
From the dance-floor anthem "It's Almost Time (December 23rd)" to the tear-jerking country ballad sung from the perspective of a pole, this genre-spanning collection celebrates everything we love about Festivus: the complaints, the wrestling, the regifted presents, and the six-day-old leftovers we declare "still good."
No tinsel. No angels. No maxed-out credit cards. Just aluminum, grievances, and songs you'll be singing until someone finally pins you to the ground.
Happy Festivus. Same time next year.

Don t Decorate the Pole

Festivus For The Rest Of Us

December 23rd The Only Day That Matters

Sliced (The Meatloaf Song)

Breaking Miracle News

Grievance #7

Previously Owned Deeply Loved

Festivus Group Chat

Finally, a holiday album for the rest of us.
Every December 23rd, families gather around an unadorned aluminum pole to air their grievances, compete in feats of strength, and declare minor coincidences to be miracles. Now, these sacred traditions have a soundtrack.
From the dance-floor anthem "December 23rd The only day That Matters", to the tear-jerking "All Are Welcome  'Round the Pole", this genre-spanning collection celebrates everything we love about Festivus: the complaints, the wrestling, the regifted presents, and the six-day-old leftovers we declare "still good."
No tinsel. No angels. No maxed-out credit cards. Just aluminum, grievances, and songs you'll be singing until someone finally pins you to the ground.
Happy Festivus. Same time next year.

Please Don t Suplex Grandma

“I came for one cat video and now it’s 48 minutes later.”

[Verse]
Sunrise creeps in
Another day begins
Got that sleepy grin
My day to win

[Prechorus]
Got my phone
Leave me alone

[Chorus]
Cat videos cat videos
Scrolling slow
Cat videos cat videos
Gotta watch some more

[Verse 2]
Tiny paws tap
Right there in my lap
Silly memes a trap
Never gonna snap

[Prechorus]
Close the door
Gotta watch some more

[Chorus]
Cat videos cat videos
Scrolling slow
Cat videos cat videos
Gotta watch some more

[Verse 3]
Soft paws, quick paws
Playing just because
Every little fuzz
Gives me a buzz

[Bridge]
Hold on, heart, don’t rush the day,
These little cats just sweep me away.
For a moment time stands still—
Soft and sweet, a perfect thrill.

[final chorus]
Cat videos cat videos
Never getting bored
Cat videos cat videos
Gonna watch some more



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