D - U - M - M - R - R
Than the
Show!

You can pass if you want to
You can get ahead on time
But Hot Wings don’t pass
And when he don’t pass
Then know you’re gonna fry

You can do what you want to
Trivia can be hard at times
But we can act like
It doesn’t bother us much
‘Cuz our brains are on decline

And say
Dumber than
Dumber than
90 seconds to go
Dumber than
Dumber than
Is the answer “pull” or “pole”?
Dumber than
Dumber than
I'm Pacing to and fro
Dumber than
Dumber than
Dumber than the show

Trivia!

The Safety Dance

One by one, I take ‘em down
I had five questions, a single round
then I saw my response on the webcam view
When the landslide brought me down

Oh, gods of trivia, why do I try?
Got so far, only to take another dive
Will I avoid a hat trick and lose three times?
Can I handle walking on sunshine?

FB - “We’ll remember this as a landslide.”
HW - “Landslide?!”
FB - "Yeah."

One by one, I take em down
Ive got five questions, let’s go a round.

Landslide

polly in a porny - shel silverstein (freakin at the freakers ball)
you can never go home again - gangstagrass
damn it feels good 2 be a gangsta - geto boys
funnel of love - wanda jackson
baby don't go - gary glitter
handjob, blandjob, i don't understand job - garfunkel & oates
the lunatics are running the asylum - fun boy three
fuck me up - grlwood
premature enlistment - free beer
up on cripple creek - freddy weller
masochistic baby -  shel silverstein (freakin at the freakers ball)
bonus track:
salty dog - flogging molly
i will not drum & (free)base cocaine - cardboard spaceship/robert howell

late.nite.just.gees.and.effs

covers

Caffeine - Faith No More cover

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Free Beer

Hike ‘em up, Gregg
Alright, y’all...This is all his idea
You know that, right?
So if he shows ‘em good and proud
He might start an Only Fans
Ohh, he might break the internet
Here it comes, here it comes
Cheek, cheek, rising cheeks
WOO!

Kelly postin’ thirst trap
June dump on Instagram
Free Beer busted by Kayla
Like he's like starin’ at the sun
Free Beer’s got skin in the game, bettin’ his keister
Tommy screwed him mighty good
It’s so hard not to stare

At that Greggy Tonk Badonkadonk
Pullin’ fabric tight, makes you wish it were a thong
Got it goin’ on like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee, slap ‘em hard, and tell Daryll
There oughta be a law ‘cuz they’re white as cole slaw
Lord have mercy, thankfully we didn’t see his schlong
That Greggy Tonk Badonkadonk

We don’t care about hot takes
We don’t wanna hear from Steve
Maitlynn, Kelly, and Tommy
We don’t wanna hear them breathe
Drivin’ everybody crazy
We wanna see the post
Gregg, you better have delivered
We can look, but we can’t touch

That Greggy Tonk Badonkadonk
Cheeks squeezing tight, makes you wish you were a thong
Got it goin’ on like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee, slap ‘em hard, and tell Daryll
There oughta be a law ‘cuz they’re creamy like cole slaw
Lord have mercy, thankfully we didn’t see his schlong
That Greggy Tonk Badonkadonk

(original "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins)

Greggy Tonk Badonkadonk

created the instrumental and put vocal on top 

Could You love me -Black Saint (WPP Live Remix )

dj remixing and stuff 



https://youtube.com/@wpp1-9-7-0?feature=shared

no life.
low life.
deserves to get shot in the head.
really likes soup.

\\Professional Beat Flippa\\Freelance Voice Actor\\Gym-Bro\\Nerd\\Vessel-for-the-Universe\\ 🎹Executive Music Producer for the "Verbal Vibe Mode" Podcast

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