"Well, half the neighbours steal
half the neighbours feel 
so bad about it 
half the neighbours grill
half the neighbours 
are still mad about it 
pout about it grouse about it
until they get one avocado
one avocado, one avocado 
one avocado makes three 

here today gone forever
head in the hills, head in the hills
cause one avocado, one avocado
one avocado makes three. 

Well suburbs got your tongue
city's got your lung
commuting like a crazy 
ladders got your rung
escalotors done
cushion up your daisies
one avocado one avocado 
one avocado makes three
one avocado makes three
one avocado makes three

half the neighbours grill 
half the neighbours still
are mad about it
pout about it 
grouse about it
fouss about it 
until they get 
one avocado makes three"

Joel Banner Baird, lyrics, voice and acoustic bass
jhaffur khan azad darakth, percussion, trumpet, bansuri, piano

One Avocado Suite

A classical conversation
silver flutes: jhaffur khan azad darakth
acoustic bass, classical guitars: Joel Banner Baird

Eyes So Metric Variations

Bring Red Columnist in
Joel Banner Baird: classical guitar, acoustic bass, cello, voice
jhaffur khan azad darakth: trumpet, clarinet, silver flute, trombone, melodica, Kyrgyz jaw's harp, percussion, voic

The Red Columnist

Always all-new. Spontaneously composed. Impossible to ignore.

New tracks tagged #FreeClassical