HQ 132: Function - 20 September 2025

LYRICS

My dick ain’t big but I always leave her soaking

With a ginger mormon boy and boy do I wanna choke him

His three inch pincher, she gives him some red head

I might not rock her shit but sometimes they let me rock the bed.


At least I get my own planet cause I

Planted those seeds

Instead of planting my seed

But on my plantain she feeds


Fucked a nun in missionary

Fucked a bitch in doggy

Fucked a cowgirl in - well actually she fucked me, I got pegged.



Gave some W D

To a 40 year old virgin

But she was way too tight,

I pried her open like a surgeon.



She calls me Heath Ledger

Cause I BROKE her BACK on the MOUNTAIN

She also calls me Bill Cosby

I’m not sure why.


I spend so much at McDonalds

The employees wanna fuck me

Lemme see your shamrock shake

Like the American economy



They call me Big Mac

I use a condiment cause I ain’t dirty

Enough jizz flyin’ around

To make an Oreo McFlurry


Nutella was a girl named Ella

Then she met me

Took a trip to Virginia

And now they call it ia!


My parents told me study hard

I didn’t put up a fight

Now I rep calculus with the left

And pop viagra with my right



Putting my pudding in her puh with my ding

A-ling I think I’m gonna give her a ring

Oh no this ain’t just a fling

She’s doin tricks on my thing

And all while wearing a g-string.



Fucked a clown

Had her squirting from her flower

She was honking my name

For like 3 hours


Yeah she slipped on my banana peel

I pied her in the face

We fucked in her clown car

And went back to her place.



She referred me to her home girl

Who was silent the whole time.

Was she a Himalayan monk?

No, she was a mime!


Now this mime was a freak.

I only paid for one meal

She acted stuck in a box

But I did it for real.



The horse’s name was Friday

They call me that too!

‘Cept a horse has got 10 inches

And I’ve got a respectable two


They say Friday comes too late

Well, I certainly don’t.

Just cracked 10 seconds

Call me Usain Bolt


But I’m always cracking 10s

That ain’t a new occurrence

Just doin’ her a favor

Some service to her cervix



Now I’m always breaking hymens but I’m never getting high, man

Still, I’m high-quality when you use a hyphen. 

I got rhymes and DNA both with incredible timin’ (thymine)

The way I break her nether region

You can call me diamond


Pickaxe, but you’ll never see me pick ass

Cause I’m a tits man breasts always Kick Ass

My dick goes straight to her brain, call me synapse.

She’s addicted to my dic-tion and I think I’ll let her relapse.


The Functional Song

Doctor

Function

Credits: Main vocals/instruments/prod./artwork: Dead $heep 
Breakdown vocal Sample: Zaza Demonhead @zazademonhead
Label: De'VileClique @devileclique Genere: $heepcore
lyrics:  Of all the drugs under dark gods heaven, there is one there is my absulute favorite.
You see, enough of this shxt makes you invincible.Able to concoure the world or oblisurate your enemies. Phonky [bump, bahh] Dead $heep
2x (Feel like shit I never heal. Just gonna bump Erase diz feel.)
feel like shit and I never heal. I just gonna bump Erase diz feel
2x (Smoke diz drags) till my lounge. Yea I feel like shit and I never heal. Just gonna bump gonna bump
2x (Erase diz feel.) 3x (Smoke diz drag) (4x Burn.)  Function up.
Feel like shit and I never heal. Just gonna bump Erase diz feel. Smoke diz drag till my lounge colaps.
Burn diz ashes funtion up. Feel like shit and I never heal. Resurect. Erease this feel.
Feel like shit and I never heal. Resurect.
Feel like shit and I never heal. Just gonna bump Erase diz feel.2x Smoke diz drags till my lounge collapse.
Waight is fallen nowhere.  Amnesia bliss. Released away in Zero gravity. It’s Everytime new, feeling in waves. (2x Bursting with power in raising flames.) Life's fading away I need your bliss. Crescendo release away.  Zero gravity. Feeling the waves. Bursting with power in raising flames.
Ashes to ashes, been burnin those memories but always and ever they're commin to me shape all my anger.  Tainted in violence I burst into Selfdistructive regress …regress. Ashes to ashes, been burnin those memories but always and ever they commin to me. Shape all my anger. Tainted in violence, I burst into Selfdistructive regress.
2x [Imma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off. I be crossin onna white, crossin onna white.]
I'mma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off. I be crossin onna white long nights good love.
Imma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off, blast my brain off, blast my brain off.
Imma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off. I be crossin onna white long nights good love, 3x(good love)
3x [Imma fuckin stone] and I blast blast blast my brain off. 3x [Imma fuckin stone) and I blast blast blast my brain off. 4x [Cossin onna white] Longt nights good love. 4x [Cossin onna white]
Crossfade onna loud, gonna needa bag, gonna needa bag. And I'm never going back and I'm never going back and I'm never going back. Bag 2 bag 2 bag 2 bag 2 bag 2 bag.
Crossfade onna loud gonna need a bag, gonna need a bag bag bag bag 
I'm never going back back back back. Don't listen 2 this drag drag drag drag. Livin' vida bag 2 bag 2 bag 2 bag.
Life's fading away. Amnesia bliss. Release away [bump] gravity.It's everytime new Feeling the waves. Bursting with power in raising flames.
I feel like shit. I never heal. Just gonna bump. Erase diz feel. I feel like shit. I never heal. Just gonna bump. Erase diz...
Ashes to ashes, been burnin those memories. But always and ever they're commin to me. 
Shape all my anger.Tainted in violence I burst into Selfdistructive regress.
(Bridge)
Life's fading away. Amnesia bliss. Release away. Zero gravity.
It's everytime new. Feeling the waves. Bursting with power, in raising flames.
Life's fading away. Amnesia bliss is endless. Release away. Zero gravity.  Bursting with power in raising flames.
3x[Ashes to ashes been burnin those memories.But always and everthey commin to me and shape all my anger. Tainted in violence I burst into Selfdistructive regress.]
2x  [Imma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off. I be crossin onna white, crossin onna white.]
3x [Imma fuckin stoner and I blast my brain off. I be crossin onna white. Long nights good love.]
3x [good love]
3x [Imma fuckin stone] and I blast blast blast my brain off.
3x [Imma fuckin stone] and I blast blast blast my brain off.
4x [Cossin onna white]Longt nights good love. 4x [Cossin onna white]
I feel like shit. I never heal.Just gonna bump. Erease diz feel.
Ratha I die then to be, the one you always wanted. (pause) You're dead.

feelshxt.exe

function (LEAK) (sped up/live version)

osamason - function  [PSYKOTIC LEAK] CIGMIXX

IceCreamCake ReMastered 🍨 (v1)

Cerebral hypnotica.

Read more: https://www.orbmag.com/music/podcast/orb-podcast-098-function/

@infrastructure-new-york

Orb Podcast 098: Function

stack up

[Chorus: Kira+]
Pop out, I call my plug ’cus I need more weed
Twin Glocks, I got ’em, yea we gon’ make ’em bleed
Racks in my jeans, yea Rick, not no Amiris
Brand new bitch, her nose white, she get too geeked off the perky
S-she said “Kira, can you stop? ’cus that dick hurt me”
That G6 in my body, so she took another thirty
I-I got so much money, it don’t fall ’cus it lean
I take so much drugs that my body can’t even feel things
E pills in my stomach and the lean, it got me mumbling

[Post-Chorus: Kira+]
This bitch keep jumping, she wanna continue fucking
This money keep coming, yea these hundreds keep drumming

[Verse: Kira+]
I-I’m geeked in the function
So, so high I’m just floating
S-she asked “why ya cup got different colors?” this that potion
Big ass weapons, lots of ammo, we pull up and smoke him
I just took two to the face and now I’m coastin’
(now I’m coastin’)
I got money, he got money
Told him let’s go band for band
He thought he was gon’ count up
No, we had to take it man
He thought he was gon’ count up
No, we had to take it man

[Chorus: Kira+]
Pop out, I call my plug ’cus I need more weed
Twin Glocks, I got ’em, yea we gon’ make ’em bleed
Racks in my jeans, yea Rick, not no Amiris
Brand new bitch, her nose white, she get too geeked off the perky
S-she said “Kira, can you stop? ’cus that dick hurt me”
That G6 in my body, so she took another thirty
I-I got so much money, it don’t fall ’cus it lean
I take so much drugs that my body can’t even feel things
E pills in my stomach and the lean, it got me mumbling

[Outro: Kira+]
This bitch keep jumping, she wanna continue fucking
This money keep coming, yea these hundreds keep drumming
This bitch keep jumping, she wanna continue fucking (what?)
This bitch keep jumping, she wanna continue fucking (what?)
This bitch keep jumping, she wanna continue fucking (yo?)

Function (Remix)

FUNCTION (prod.dragnways + scrn + grosss)

True unity isn’t about doing away with our differences, it's about embracing them. Indeed our diversity, far from being a weakness, can be the source of our collective strength.
 
Our speaker this evening will explore what lies at the root of divisiveness and ways in which unity can be fostered through creating shared purpose and a genuine attitude of inclusion.
 
Wendy Farrington is a member of the national coordinating team for the Brahma Kumaris in Italy and is an experienced and widely known speaker and teacher.  Born in the UK in 1941, Wendy embarked on a very varied and colourful career which included being a member of the Olympic ski team for Great Britain, a dancer and choreographer in Rome, Las Vegas and Canada and even training and presenting a dolphin show in Paris.  After coming across the Brahma Kumaris in Paris in 1982, Wendy went on to open the first Brahma Kumaris centre in Rome in 1984, where she is still based.

Unity in Diversity - Building Strength through our Differences - Wendy Farrington  - Thursday 18th September 2025

function by osamason if it had an alternative intro produced by julesaladdin

osamason - function alternative intro prod. julesaladdin

Dive into a chilling sonic experience with Johnny Mack's Halloween Show.  This haunting mix weaves together terrifyingly creepy sounds, eerie spooky samples, and meticulously curated minimal & deep tech tracks. Designed to send shivers down your spine, each beat and soundscape creates an unsettling yet mesmerizing vibe, perfect for Halloween nights or any time you crave a spine-tingling atmosphere. Tune in and let the dark, hypnotic grooves take over!  

Please support all artists by purchasing their music & supporting their projects.  All artists featured on this mix are listed in below tracklist & in tags section.

Johnny Mack's Halloween Show Tracklist:

Bayonet (Original Mix)
Kheger

Nanny (MAR-K Remix)
Never Alone In A Dark Room

Ngc 4889 Arrival (Original Mix)
Massud Matin

Wat Arun (Original Mix)
Denver

Strange Time (Original Mix)
Mea Culpa, Root

Variannce 3 (Marcel Dettmann Edit)
Function

Dub At Ease (Brickman Remix)
Nadja Lind (Lucidflow Records)

Strange Loaner
Matthias Springer (Lucidflow Records)

Abyss II
George Kostopoulos  (Lucidflow Records)

Blind Folded (Original Mix)
Jeff Bennett

Beat Goes On (Original Mix)
Kikuya



Johnny Mack's - Halloween Show

'Vocal Hyper Techno' delivers two full construction kits built for the new Hyper Techno sound.

Kits “Empire” (166 BPM, Am) and “Slumber” (145 BPM, Amaj) include vocal hooks/adlibs (dry & wet), driving drum loops, synth leads/plucks, bass, FX, and matching MIDI for quick customization.

Also inside: organized one-shots (kicks, claps, hats, bass, keys, synth, plucks, etc) for building your own patterns.

Product Details:

2 Vocal Construction Kits
53 Vocal Loops
19 Synth Loops
12 Drum Loops
12 FX Loops
5 Bass Loops
4 Keys Loops
17 MIDI Loops
5 Bass Shots
4 Synth Shots
3 Hat Shots
2 Clap Shots
2 Kick Shots
1 Snare Shot
1 Piano Shot

Total Files

139 Total Files
179 MB

Function Loops - Vocal Hyper Techno

some songs are not mine. some are. some i prod. 🏴‍☠️☠️

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we back bruuhhhh shoutout to my king nett <3
shoutout to <2 as well

DJ - Remixer - Producer 

For all booking and media requests and please send all promos/demos to johnnymackpromo@gmail.com 

Love wide range of music. House, Deep House, Electro, Tech House, Techno, Trance, Hip Hop, just to name a few.... Produce songs, remix songs and develop new sound. Keep an open mind and embrace music and all it has to offer. 

Bio? This is where I'm supposed to tell you about my world wide gigs and A list collaborations. To me, music has always been about the music and not myself. The dj is the conduit to bring or enhance that musical experience to you. For me it's always been about my passion for music and the way it makes us all feel. I have a simple philosophy that I love music and enjoy mixing and producing tunes and hope people enjoy them too. That's it!
 
Okay, guess I need to give you a little background.... Grew up in Chicago in the early 70's and 80's and was in the right place at the right time to see the birth of house music by some of Chicago's best innovators. I personally got started as a dj in the mid 80's and have appeared at multiple venues over the years, as well as featured on multiple radio shows around the world.  My love will always be vinyl and still believe newer dj's should learn the craft the "old fashioned" way however, will admit that I have been slowly moving towards a lot of the newer technology.
 

Hope you enjoy music as much as I do and happy to have all of you along for the ride. Thanks as always for the support, it's very appreciated!

bitches love a juggler

I CANT FUNCTION! I CANT FUNCTION!

Fusing music, art, culture, and technology.

www.orbmag.com

Synth Presets, Sounds & Music Production Courses

Early projects made reuploaded. A lot of unmixed/experimental, enjoy yourselves!!! Recommend listening while stoned.

No samples used except commercial remixed songs (only Code Lyoko), all others self-created synths, vst's, or original created melodies

All rights reserved. Love.- ClashCourseStar.

Just a fucking stoner


Member of @devileclique








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DeathPoet
SpeedDemon [holdin' titel]
Writin' heavy

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We also join together with many national and local organisations and diverse communities, helping to enhance the wellbeing of people in different spheres of society.

We work across the UK in more than 40 locations and are part of a network of organisations offering activities in over 110 countries. Our spiritual headquarters is in Mount Abu, in the Aravali mountain range, Rajasthan, India.

Brahma Kumaris, UK was established as a Registered Charity in 1975 and charges no fees for any of its activities, being funded by voluntary contributions.

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