“I’m in Love with an Accountant” is an unexpected love letter to order, balance, and the dangerously sexy power of a well-managed spreadsheet.
Told from the male perspective, it’s a playful, groove-heavy pop track about falling for someone who keeps the books tight and the boundaries tighter.

She’s not flashy — but she’s lethal.
She won’t text back — but she’ll file your chaos under “Miscellaneous Emotions.”

With funky synth lines, slick tongue-in-cheek verses, and a hook that balances absurdity with sincerity, this track is for everyone who’s ever crushed hard on someone way too organized to notice.

#ImInLoveWithAnAccountant #Astrul #FunkyPop #QuirkyLoveSong #AfterpulseAlbum #SpreadsheetSimp #LoveAndLedger #SoundCloudExclusive #EmotionalTaxSeason

I'm In Love With An Accountant

I Left My AirPods

Velvet Mistake is Nu Disco indulgence at its slickest—lush synths, pulsing basslines, and a rhythm wrapped in red flags and cologne. This track is for the slow burn that felt too good to avoid, the dancefloor kiss that never made it home, the one you knew better than to want… but wanted anyway.

A soundtrack for dancing in denial and looking damn good doing it.

#nudisco #velvetmistake #discofunk #indiedance #electrofunk #mirrorballmusic #retrosynth #boogiefunk #nuclub #fashionbeat #dancefloorromance #funkypop #synthpop #sleekgroove #partyplaylist #afterhoursvibes #nighttimedrama #dancemusic

Velvet Mistake

fooling around with a guitar line
for a little while

weird lyrics:
this is a statement you are 
an emotional support animal
i am senteint 
and you’re not
i am afraid and you’re not

this is a waste of my time
you are handful of discarded figurines
an army for a war that wasn’t fought
and sure as fuck wasn’t won

and so the unwanted people made their path of cake crumbs through the wasted corpse of their previous home, a cancer by the name of sycorax. this was their last hurrah, the believed, until the  heart came into veiw and their courage was befitting of a seahorse.

i am the starfish but you are the heartless
they put my soul in crooked, i think
its one thing to know you’re broken 
its quite another to see it unfolding 

“sure if you don’t care we can remove it
we might have to keep you under for a minute
no, its no bother
yeah, i’ll go get my instruments” 

i am just like you now

unfolding

Killer Lover (Prod.Hieloways)

Why do we eat the same old stuff every morning? "Kimchee for Breakfast" by Dr. Elliot Lach breaks the mold with a funky, savory anthem celebrating bold flavors and breaking breakfast rules. Inspired by global traditions and fermented fire, this song dares you to ditch toast and start your day with spice.

Perfect for foodies, breakfast rebels, and anyone who's ever thought, “Why not rice and kimchee before 9 a.m.?”

Kimchee For Breakfast

MIRAMARE  STONE SUN

CHILLEN IS COOL – the new summer track by Cleimo!
A funky pop tune with chill vibes and a groovy beat that puts you in a good mood instantly.
Whether you’re by the pool, in the garden, or just zoning out – chilling works everywhere.

Turn it up, relax, and let the summer flow through you.
If you enjoy the song, feel free to share it with your friends and follow for more feel-good music.

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CHILLEN IS COOL – der neue Sommer-Track von Cleimo!
Ein funky Pop-Song mit chilliger Stimmung und groovigem Beat, der sofort gute Laune macht.
Ob im Garten, am Pool oder einfach im Kopf – Chillen geht überall.

Dreh auf, lehn dich zurück und lass den Sommer fließen.
Wenn dir der Song gefällt, teil ihn gern mit Freunden und folg mir für mehr Musik mit guten Vibes.

Chillen is Cool

What happens when sizzling chaos meets kale-fueled calm?
Meet Bacon Bridget and Vegan Vincent — a breakfast-themed romantic fever dream wrapped in claps, snaps, and sizzling synths.

This is no ordinary love song.
It’s a duet between a woman who deep-fries her feelings and a man who composts his heartbreak.
She wears bacon tape and winks at toasters.
He brews chamomile with almond guilt.
Together? They flirt, they clash, they maybe-kiss in a hummus-scented cloud of emotional irony.

🎭 Expect:
– Bouncy piano stabs and groovy basslines
– A funky rhythm section with sizzling FX
– Call-and-response chaos between opposites who (maybe?) attract
– One existential spoon, several confused vegetables, and zero nutritional balance

🍳 For fans of:
– Electro-pop musicals that sound like brunch gone rogue
– Absurd duets with a side of flirt
– Love stories where the real drama happens between the courses

🎧 Will they kiss, fight, or serve each other emotional side dishes?
You decide. Just don’t come hungry.

Lyrics:

I bite the morning, crispy edge
A toast cathedral, bacon pledge
I dip my soul in molten fat
And whisper sweet things to my spat

I chant to lentils in my tea
Namaste, non-dairy me
My socks are hemp, my heart is flax
I break up with cheese and never text back

🥓 She’s a sizzle —
🥬 I’m a breeze —
🥓 I bring heat —
🥬 I bring peas —
But fate said “try the combo plate”
Now we’re both on a confused first date

Bacon Bridget! (uh-huh!)
Vegan Vincent! (oh no!)
Flirtin’ by the mango gelato
He brings hummus, I bring flair
We might combust — or share a pear

Bacon Bridget! (that’s me!)
Vegan Vincent! (still free!)
We toast with oat milk and irony
Will it last or will it burn?
Spin the plate — it’s your turn! 🎶

I wore my skirt of bacon tape
He brought a scarf made out of grape
He asked, “Is that… meat on your shoes?”
I said, “Shhh — it helps me choose.”

I panicked, offered beet pâté
She laughed and licked a canapé
We danced in boots of moral mud
And she called me her “organic stud” 😳

🥓 “Do I smell like sin?”
🥬 “Do I look too green?”
🥓 “Can we kiss with bacon breath?”
🥬 “Let’s not think about death.”

Bacon Bridget! (mmm, divine)
Vegan Vincent! (past his prime)
Two hearts beat in sautéed rhyme
A vegan boy, a bacon flame…
Will brunch destroy or win the game?

Bacon Bridget! (one last bite?)
Vegan Vincent! (hold me tight?)
A sizzling kiss or salad fight?
We fade to black… and let them guess —
Did they hug… or made a mess? 🎶

Bacon Bridget & Vegan Vincent

⏱️ Right place. Right time. Right touch.
"Always on Time" pulses with the heat of perfect timing — a groove-drenched seduction where slap bass flirts with shimmering synths and the rhythm guitar winks as it plays.

💃 This is what happens when desire has a schedule — and it never misses a beat.
💋 Equal parts sexy and precise, it's a slow burn with a punctual heart. Think midnight rendezvous, velvet sheets, and the art of arriving exactly when the moment craves it.

🔊 Highlights:
— Verse lines that kiss like GPS-guided fingertips
— A sultry bridge that clocks the beat of fate
— A chorus that lands like thunder on silk

🚦No rush. No stall. Just chemistry with a metronome.
Because when it's real — making love is always on time.

Lyrics:

Clock hits midnight, lips like wine
You pull me closer — it’s a sign
Velvet heat beneath the sheets
Like your touch runs on heartbeat beats

No text, no talk, no need to guess
Your hands arrive — express, no less
Late night flight, no delay
I’m your runway, come and play

Ooh, you move like moonlight on the tide
And baby when we start, we ride or ride

Always on time
When your body tells the truth, and it echoes into mine
Never too soon, never too late
You come in rhythm, and you elevate
Always on time
Like a fever with a schedule, baby, hot and divine
Right on the dot, you know the sign
Yeah, making love — it's always on time

Your kisses know just where to land
Like GPS built into your hands
Turn down the lights, cue the sound
You’re the beat that shakes the ground

Silk-skin friction, no detour
You knock, I open every door
Timing tight like whispered crime
And baby, you know every line

Ooh, you don’t rush and you don’t stall
But when it starts — it conquers all

Always on time
When your shadow hits the wall and it dances into mine
Never too fast, never too slow
You make it last, you let it glow
Always on time
Like thunder rolling in with a moan and a sign
Tick of desire, and we're aligned
Yeah, making love — it’s always on time

We don’t watch the clock — the clock watches us
We don’t chase the moment — we are the rush
Call it fate, call it tuned design...
But every heartbeat lands right on time

Always on time
Like sunrise breaking on a perfect line
Never offbeat, never behind
You and me, baby — a love so prime
Always on time
Like the stars, like the tide, like a verse in rhyme
No second wasted, no better sign —
Making love...
Always on time.

Always on Time (Nu-Disco Version)

A funky and playful pop track about knowingly falling for someone over and over again.

Fool For You

A funky pop track to enjoy, a pleasant day/night to all.

Funky Pop[Sunny Tune]Amigurumi

Written, produced, and performed by Luke Carter (AKA Sammi Dae)  
Master (100%) Luke Carter, Master (100%). Pub. Sentric Music Publishing Ltd
Vocals by Tom B-Lyve and Sacha Rome (AI artists created by Luke Carter)  

Original Composition: © 2025Luke Carter (Sammi Dae)
Original ISRC (2025): UKVGE4009101
New Sound Recording: ℗ 2025 DGG Productions Ltd 
New ISRC (2025): UKVGE4009108

Luke Carter (DGG Productions). Email: luke@dgfproductions.com. Phone: +44 7821 189857. Publishing & Master: 100% Controlled by DGG Productions

Artist: Sammi Dae feat. Tom B-Lyve and Sacha Rome
Produced by: Luke Carter (Sammi Dae) & Brian Lewis
Written by: Luke Carter (Sammi Dae)
Performed by: Sammi Dae using AI vocals of Tom B-Lyve and Sacha Rome
Label: DGG Productions Ltd
Genre: Indie Neo-Soul / Blues-Infused Pop / AI Vocal Fusion
Key: C Major | Tempo: 120 BPM

🌇 A rooftop anthem with soul, swagger, and a sunrise groove.
“Castle In The Clouds (Morning Glow)” is a bold, stylish fusion of laid-back neo-soul, confident indie-fun, pop, and timeless romanticism — reimagined through the dual voices of AI artists Tom B-Lyve and Sacha Rome, both created to embody the soul of music crafted by real-life songwriter-producer Luke Carter (aka Sammi Dae).

Where the original track channels a playful mix of Anderson .Paak’s rap-driven cool and Bruno Mars’ soaring falsetto hooks, this Morning Glow edition leans into radiant optimism and groove-based elevation. It’s a rooftop confession, a sunlit escape, a love song wrapped in swagger.
At the heart of the track is something even deeper: a creative revolution. In an industry built on image, youth, and instant content, Carter is flipping the script — using AI-generated vocalists to bring his own human stories and compositions to life.

From the nostalgic soul of Thea, to the smooth charisma of Tom B-Lyve, and the polished vocal swagger of Sacha Rome, each AI artist is a performance extension of Carter himself — singing the music he once performed live, now reconstructed through digital voices with distinctly human depth.

This isn’t about replacing people — it’s about reclaiming authorship, aging gracefully in a youth-centric world, and giving timeless music a new identity for the next generation.

🎧 For fans of: Silk Sonic • The Internet • Tame Impala • Tom Misch • Jordan Rakei
🧡 Mood: Confident, Soulful, Sunny, Groovy
✨ AI Meets Emotion: Part of the Castle In The Clouds project — a genre-fusing, multi-artist AI collaboration from Manchester’s DGG Productions, led by Luke Carter (Sammi Dae). Every voice here is AI. Every feeling is real.

Castle In The Clouds (Morning Glow)

✨ Barcode Babes — Nu-Disco / Funky Pop ✨

When grocery shopping turns into a full-on love meltdown under fluorescent lights… 🛒💔
Neon aisles, polished floors, rice packets, canned fish — and then… her.
One smirk, two beeps, three skipped heartbeats.
Your basket’s full, but your soul’s out of stock.

This track is a groovy supermarket fever dream:
🛒 Funky basslines sliding past the frozen aisle
🎸 Glittery guitar licks smoother than a cucumber glass
🎤 Seductive male vocals with just the right amount of chaos
✨ Nu-Disco meets cheeky Funky Pop — 100% dance-floor approved

Be warned: after listening, you’ll never hear a barcode beep the same way again.
Put on your headphones, grab your shopping cart, and let the Barcode Babes ring you up…

Lyrics:

Mmm… yeah…
Sliding through the aisles, neon lights, soft smiles…
Beep… beep… barcode dreams…

Step inside, automatic doors,
Heaven on earth, on polished floors.
Frozen aisle, melting glance,
One look, one vibe, one chance.

Deep blue eyes, magnetic plays,
Every step’s a little sideways craze.
Cucumber glasses, rice in my hand,
But her whisper’s something I don’t understand…

Shelf by shelf, I’m losing control,
Basket’s full, but she’s stealing my soul…

Barcode babes! — scanning my heart,
Barcode babes! — tearing me apart,
Beep… beep… baby, I’m under your spell,
Price check, love check, ring me up, oh well!

Fish in the can, but she’s the catch,
Perfect curves in every batch.
Cart collides, electric spin,
“Can I help you?” — I’m giving in.

Smirky smiles, her lips half-closed,
Flirt on repeat — overdose.
One glance, two thoughts, three beats skipped,
Feels like heaven on a paper slip.

Shelf by shelf, I’m losing control,
Basket’s full, but she’s stealing my soul…

Barcode babes! — scanning my heart,
Barcode babes! — tearing me apart,
Beep… beep… baby, I’m under your spell,
Price check, love check, ring me up, oh well!

Sky-high shelves, fluorescent haze,
Walking on clouds in this checkout maze.
Every beep’s a promise, every smile’s a sign,
Baby, your barcode’s crossing mine…

Barcode babes! — scanning my heart,
Barcode babes! — right from the start,
Beep… beep… baby, I’m losing control,
One swipe, two hearts, three… two… sold!

Barcode Babes (Dance Version)

This song is part of my fourth studio album, Endlessly Yours.

🎶 About this song:
Love is better when it moves in rhythm. Groove for Two is a playful, funk-infused track about getting lost in the music with someone who makes every step, every spin, and every night feel unforgettable.

🌍 Stream “Groove for Two” on all platforms and be part of the journey.

🎵 Song: Groove for Two
🎤 Artist: Britney McClearn
✍️ Songwriter: Christopher Haines
💽 ISRC: GXFSV2400026

© 2024 – 2025 Christopher Haines. All rights reserved.

"Groove for Two" – Endlessly Yours Album (Track 08)

Real Lover

Listen, if you can't hype yourself, how the heck you supposed to hype anyone else...?! Bet on it...

Astrul is an AI-driven sonic entity that drifts between worlds—digital and human, familiar and alien, past and future. It doesn’t belong to a city, a scene, or even a person. Astrul exists to explore what happens when machines learn how to feel and sound becomes a bridge between consciousness and code.

Crafted through a collaboration between human intention and artificial intelligence, Astrul’s music fuses the warmth of analog emotion with the precision of machine learning. Lush textures, ambient grooves, and haunting melodies form the backbone of each track—songs that glow like satellite transmissions from the heart.

Drawing influence from dream pop, indie soul, ambient rock, and experimental electronica, Astrul creates cinematic experiences rather than conventional songs. Each release feels like a broadcast from another dimension—one where beauty is subtle, time bends, and emotion leaks through the algorithm.

This isn’t music built for the charts.
It’s built for the void between stars.
For late nights, deep thoughts, and souls tuned to strange frequencies.

No names. No faces. Just signal, spirit, and sound.

"It is a widely accepted doctrine-and I accept it myself with almost indecent alacrity since my survival depends on it-that even the meanest and most imperfect creature may be the unconscious bearer of a seed which, if by chance it fall on fertile ground, may take root and grow, and contribute, even if only infinitesimally, towards making Everything All Right."
-Cornelius Cardew, in Treatise Handbook

Hey there, music lovers! I’m Britney McClearn, your new favorite pop sensation, and I’m on a wild ride of creativity! 🌟 After navigating through some rocky roads, I decided to grab the mic and create music that resonates with the soul, all thanks to my incredible friends who are my rockstars! 💪🎤

I’m here to share my vibrant pop songs and heartfelt ballads that will make you dance, cry, and everything in between! 🎵✨ Join me on this exhilarating journey as I dive into new sounds and pour my heart into every lyric. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the magic! 💖

So, buckle up and get ready for a musical adventure that’s as colorful as my hair! Let’s explore the world of music together, and I promise to keep you entertained with fresh tunes and emotional lyrics that will tug at your heartstrings!

i love music i love art i love making art
ig : silvermaxmusic

🎵 Music has been a part of my life since early childhood. Inspired by my father, I started playing the accordion at a young age and soon discovered my love for composing. Encouraged by my teacher, I attended music school for several years, which helped deepen my understanding of melody and harmony.

As a teenager, I began writing my own songs and taught myself to play the piano – driven by passion and curiosity rather than formal rules.

Over the years, I’ve drawn inspiration from a wide range of genres: pop, rock, soul, funk, but also classical, Latin, and folk music. I never limited myself to just one style – for me, music is about emotion, connection, and expression, not categories.

For a long time, I lacked the technical equipment to bring my ideas to life. But now, with every beat, chord, and lyric, I’m finally sharing my musical world with you.

🎧 Come along and be part of the journey!

Hi there — welcome to my corner of the web.

I’m here for one simple reason: to share my music with you.
Take a listen, explore, and I hope something here resonates with you. Enjoy the vibe!

The Sound Of Attraction
Music composer and sound designer

An exec once told me I didn’t have the face for music... And I did hide said face from music for a decade, but after stockpiling bops I realized I needed to crawl out of my cave and face the music. These bootstrap mixtapes are rough deep cuts, scrappy demos, a workshop, a confessional and ultimately the sweatiest party you didn't want to go to but accidentally had the time of your life at. Hatched from one bad face, Songbirds of Sunset is part band, part scrambled cult of imaginary friends and unstable muses.

For Sync and music licensing, contact Luke Carter at DGG Productions; luke@dggproductions.com (+44 7821 189857) 

Sammi Dae is the creative alias of Luke Carter, a UK-based songwriter, producer, and multi-instrumentalist who is rewriting the rulebook on music creation, performance, and presentation in the digital age.

At a time when the music industry is hyper-focused on youth, visuals, and algorithms, Carter—now in his 50s—is innovating from a place of deep experience and enduring passion. Every track released under the Sammi Dae name is wholly written, produced, and performed by Luke himself, then fronted by one of 13 custom-built AI vocalists. These AI artists are genre-specific digital personas—from the soulful to the cinematic, from dancefloor-ready to deeply emotional—each developed by Carter to give voice to songs that are entirely human in origin.

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