Scode Beats - So Mean
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Scode Beats - So Mean

A wild R. Kelly-style soul jam made with Suno AI. trapped in a cell, haunted by The Diddler (P. Diddy as The Riddler) and his baby lotion cane, but saved by Lil’ Tyrone, my leprechaun lover. It’s pain, redemption, and gospel vibes—what do y’all think? Feedback on the vocals, story, or beat welcome! Created with Suno ai and I made the lyrics with the help of grok after writing a few pages of wishes and key elements I wanted to have in this song, I wanted it to sound like it was made in the start of the 2000s

Trapped in the Cell (Diddlers Revenge)

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"From My 20s to My 30s" is a hilarious reggae anthem about the struggle of aging overnight! With a groovy beat, catchy hooks, and a humorous twist, this song perfectly captures the midlife crisis vibes—from bad knees to unexpected back pain. Whether you’re laughing at your own aging woes or vibing to the smooth reggae flow, this track is guaranteed to get stuck in your head.

From My 20s to My 30s

Mom life: a full-time comedy show 🎭😂☕ From 6 AM chaos to bedtime relief—who else can relate?

Mom Life Symphony

Aka my biography

Music: Suno
Lyrics: Thalia Ilace
Concept: Thalia Ilace
Vocals: Suno

I'm Ill

Im Ill

Watch parody video: https://youtube.com/shorts/bZj4j8rMK-o
LYRICS English with Spanish translations
Seems today the world's bizarre
Parece que hoy el mundo está raro
Family photos gone too far
Fotos familiares demasiado extrañas
Faces changing color, shape, and breed
Caras cambiando color, forma y especie
Welcome to this Quahog scene!
¡Bienvenidos a esta escena de Quahog!
Peter’s Korean now, laughing aloud
Peter es coreano ahora, riendo a carcajadas
Lois as a baby, crying proud
Lois como un bebé, llorando orgullosa
Stewie’s black, inventing schemes
Stewie es negro, inventando planes
Brian’s human—lost in dreams!
Brian es humano—perdido en sueños!
Welcome back to Quahog, friends
Bienvenidos de vuelta a Quahog, amigos
Where the madness never ends
Donde la locura nunca termina
(Shipoopi!)
(¡Shipoopi!)
Dogs and babies switching roles
Perros y bebés cambiando roles
Giggity giggles, epic trolls
Risas Giggity, bromas épicas
Bird is the word, we all agree
La palabra es "Bird", todos estamos de acuerdo
Life's a freakin' comedy!
¡La vida es una maldita comedia!
(Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh)
(Eh-je-je-je-je)
Chris is now Mexican, quiet and chill
Chris ahora es mexicano, tranquilo y relajado
Meg’s a labrador, ignored still
Meg es un labrador, aún ignorada
Joe’s a pup, wheelchair rolls away
Joe es cachorro, rueda lejos su silla
Cleveland giggles—it's OK!
Cleveland se ríe—¡está bien!
Welcome back to Quahog, friends
Bienvenidos de vuelta a Quahog, amigos
Where the madness never ends
Donde la locura nunca termina
(Freakin' Sweet!)
(¡Malditamente genial!)
Faces swapped, each day anew
Caras intercambiadas, cada día algo nuevo
Evil monkeys watching you
Monos malvados vigilándote
Cool Whip flowing endlessly
Cool Whip fluyendo sin fin
Life's a freakin' comedy!
¡La vida es una maldita comedia!
(Giggity goo!)
(¡Giggity goo!)
Drunken clams, time machines
Almejas ebrias, máquinas del tiempo
Greased-up guys, cutaway scenes
Tipos aceitados, escenas absurdas
Chicken fights across the street
Peleas de pollos por la calle
Peanut butter jelly beats!
¡Ritmos de mantequilla de maní y mermelada!
Welcome back to Quahog, friends
Bienvenidos de vuelta a Quahog, amigos
Where the madness never ends
Donde la locura nunca termina
(Victory’s mine!)
(¡La victoria es mía!)
Pawtucket brews, Road to fame
Cervezas Pawtucket, camino a la fama
Family's different, still the same
La familia es distinta, sigue igual
Blast it loud, for all to see
Ponlo fuerte, para que todos vean
Life's a freakin' comedy!
¡La vida es una maldita comedia!
(Giggity, alright!)
(¡Giggity, muy bien!)
Life’s a freakin' comedy!
¡La vida es una maldita comedia!

Family Song (Family Guy Parody)

[Intro]

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the forehead of the century! Step back, I’m about to drop a forehead bomb on ya. Helmets recommended!

[Verse 1]

You got a brain so big your skull got jealous.
When you walk through doorways, it says, “Mind the trestles.”

Forehead’s so wide it’s hosting its own zip code.
I need a map and a compass just to hit the motherlode.

The mirror calls you “General,” commands your reflection.
Every time you nod, it’s a seismic erection.

Hairline’s on sabbatical, sent a postcard from Fiji.
Your dome’s street legal, it’s a billboard, believe me.

Your forehead’s so vast, it’s got its own gravitational pull.
When you think, the whole world shakes, it’s interstellar cool.

[Pre-Chorus]

I see that shine when the sun hits your front yard.
NASA’s planning a probe; they heard it’s extra hard.

A ten-acre field for the thoughts to roam.
Wish I had that space to call my own.

[Chorus]

Big brow boogie, shake that dome (Oh yeah!).
Forehead’s a mansion, gotta call it home (Call it home!).
All that real estate, every inch a throne (Bow down!).
Big brow boogie, don’t ever roam (Stay right there!).

[Verse 2]

You press your shades on, try to block the glare,
But your forehead’s a solar panel, blinding everywhere.

When you think about it, the world’s too small.
You got more headroom than the Martian Mall.

People line up like tourists just to catch a glance
At the five-alarm forehead that’s got its own dance.

You could rent that space for billboard ads.
“Big Brow Brewing,” sold out, plus “Forehead Fad Diets” mags.

Your forehead’s a wonder, a sight to behold.
It’s got its own weather, partly cloudy, partly bold.

[Pre-Chorus]

Nah, you ain’t vain; you’re just well supplied
With acreage up front where the ideas collide.

I’d get jealous if I weren’t so amused.
Man, you’re carrying continents just to spread the news.

[Chorus]

Big brow boogie, shake that dome (Oh yeah!).
Forehead’s a mansion, gotta call it home (Call it home!).
All that real estate, every inch a throne (Bow down!).
Big brow boogie, don’t ever roam (Stay right there!).

[Bridge]

When the lightning strikes, it hits you first.
Your forehead’s a stage, it quakes and it bursts.

You don’t need a spotlight, you ARE the blaze.
The sky itself bows down in a daze.

When the forehead moves, mountains tremble, and oceans part.
It’s a natural wonder, a true work of art.

Wanna hide? Nah, you’d need a bunker deep.
Your forehead’s a fortress; it never sleeps.

So lean in close, feel the ground quake.
When your brow does the boogie, the whole earth shakes.

[Chorus x2 (call and response style)]

Big brow boogie, shake that dome (You shake it!).
Forehead’s a mansion, gotta call it home (My home!).
All that real estate, every inch a throne (All mine!).
Big brow boogie, don’t ever roam (I won’t!).

[Outro]

Forehead’s so epic it writes its own songs.
Keep that brow high, you can’t go wrong.

Big brow boogie, feel the bass roam.
That forehead’s your kingdom, welcome home.

And by the way, it’s got its own social media account
With millions of followers, trending now, no doubt!

Big Brow Boogie

My Bestie vs Your Bestie" is a chaotic, funny parody twist on the original "iko iko" song.
Instead of chilling by the fire, these besties are throwing punches, throwing shade, and going full drama mode.
Fake lashes fly, secrets spill, and egos burn in the flames of this wild friendship meltdown.
It’s the ultimate soundtrack for anyone who's ever had a toxic bestie moment—or just loves some viral girl chaos.

🔥 Think: slap fights, TikTok beefs, and petty vibes in a tropical party gone wrong.
Warning: This track is not responsible for blocked numbers or messy group chats.



[Intro]
Ayo, Big Beef (welcome!)
Turn the tea on!
Small Drama feat. Loco Nada
Let’s gooo!

[Hook]
My bestie and your bestie
Sittin' by the fire
Suddenly they start roastin’
Throwin' shade and screamin’ "liar!"
Talkin' hey now (hey now), oh wow (oh wow)
Iko iko, they cray
Chakalaka fightin’ all day
Why they both this way?

[Verse 1]
Start the gossip, jump right in
Here we go, disaster
Nails are off and heels are flyin’
Someone call their pastor!
Talkin' oops now (oops now), oh snap (oh snap)
They throwin' drinks, okay!
Your bestie stole her lashes
Now she mad, no delay!

[Bridge – Rap Style]
Okay your bestie said, “I'm fire!”
Mine said, “Girl, you expired!”
Now they both just wildin’
Takin’ selfies while they fightin’
Instagram Live on, viewers climbin’
They go viral, fists are flyin’
Hashtag: “Drama Queens Unite”
Catch the mess at Friday night!

[Chorus]
My bestie and your bestie
Punchin’ by the fire
Yellin’ "I’m the main character!"
While their wigs get higher
Talkin' hey now (chaos), oh no (she did not!)
Iko iko a mess
TikTok fight with lip gloss
This ain't no princess fest!

[Dance Part]
Slap left, duck right
Dramatic turn and hair fight
Back it up, but keep the mic
We still got beef to hype
Whine up – throw shade
Go down – with braid
Twist your story, flex your lie
Bestie war until we cry!

[Outro]
My bestie and your bestie
Still ain't done with fire
They roastin’ like it’s Christmas
But they petty, not inspired
Talkin' bye now (bye now), block now (block now)
Iko iko, goodbye
Tell your bestie stay offline
Or next round she might cry 💅

My Bestie vs Your Bestie

Get ready to rumble with "Anthem of Intestinal Woe" by Russell Nomer! 🚽🔥 This epic track takes you on a turbulent journey through the highs and lows (mostly lows) of a rebellious digestive system. From the first ominous gurgle to the desperate dash for the porcelain throne, feel the burn, embrace the chaos, and scream along with this hilariously relatable ode to gut-wrenching battles. If you've ever gambled on a questionable feast and paid the price, this one's for you. (Rumor has it this was inspired by the aftermath of a Philly Cheese Steak consumed at a Metallica Concert.)

Music & Lyrics by Russell Nomer
ASCAP WORK ID# 930408781

Anthem of Intestinal Woe

Get ready for a hilariously relatable journey into the doctor's office with Russell Nomer's "Prostate Exam Blues"! 🩺😂

This track lightheartedly explores the universal (and often dreaded!) experience of that necessary check-up. From pondering in the waiting room to Dr. Schumer's infamous "magic wand," and the hopeful glance towards future, gentler technologies, it's a tune many can sympathize with.

If you've ever found yourself counting down the days 'til the follow-up, anxiously awaiting results from a Doxycycline prescription, or simply wished for a "smaller hand," this witty blues number is for you!

"Prostate Exam Blues" - because sometimes you just gotta sing about it.

Song: Prostate Exam Blues
Artist: Russell Nomer
Release Date: May 29, 2025
ASCAP Work ID#: 930435767

Music & Lyrics by Russell Nomer.

Prostate Exam Blues


In the waiting room, I'm pondering, why I'm feeling off my game,
Dr. Schumer's got the answers, though each visit feels the same.
With his glove so snug and tight, he checks things out of sight,
Like a magic wand, he probes the unknowns, though it doesn't feel quite right.

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

My prostate's feeling grumpy, inflamed, and causing fuss,
Dr. Schumer’s got the answers, so with him I place my trust.
"Doxycycline's what you need," he said with knowing grin,
"Start today, and soon enough, you’ll be feeling right again."

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

If only there were options, like a gentler, smaller hand,
I'd sign up in a heartbeat, I hope you understand.
Technology might save us, from fingers and their might,
But until that day arrives, we’ll make the best of this plight.

Counting down the days 'til my next little trip,
To see if all that medicine has made me fit and chip.
Not sure if it's three weeks long, but I’m starting to believe,
All this fuss and treatment’s gonna offer some reprieve.

Hey there, doctor Schumer, get that finger out of there,
It’s probing and it’s poking, and it’s more than I can bear.
But I know it’s for my health, so I’ll try not to despair,
Prostate health’s important, even if it seems unfair.

So here’s to all the doctors, who keep us feeling great,
For even though it’s awkward, they help us navigate.
And maybe in the future, with technology so grand,
We’ll look back and laugh, feeling healthy and well-planned!



Prostate Exam Blues

Fly Boys vs. Ground Pounders is a laugh-out-loud comedy anthem that roasts the legendary rivalry between the U.S. Air Force and the Army. From one-syllable grunt speak to latte-sipping flyboys, this song pokes fun at boot camp stereotypes, military acronyms, and the culture clash that’s defined the branches since 1947. With witty lyrics, catchy hooks, and a playful spirit, it’s the perfect soundtrack for veterans, service members, and anyone who loves a good military parody.

Fly Boys vs Ground Pounders (The Ultimate Air Force vs Army Roast Anthem)

Boomer vs. Paste-Eaters: The Ultimate Call of Duty Anthem!

What happens when a 60-year-old gamer jumps into the world of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare? Absolute chaos — and this funny song tells the story. From hoping you’re being taken out by Delta Force to realizing it’s just a 9-year-old screaming “MOM I CAN’T CLEAN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!” while chewing crayons, this anthem is for every older gamer who’s been fragged, no-scoped, and teabagged by the next generation.

If you love gaming humor, parody songs, or just need a good laugh, hit play and join the battle. Don’t forget to like, comment, and share with your squad!

Boomer on the Battlefield (It’s Paste Eaters, Chaos, and Comedy)

Chair Force Anthem (Latte Ops on Standby) is a laugh-out-loud musical tribute to the U.S. Air Force, written by an Air Force veteran who knows the service’s quirks, perks, and stereotypes firsthand. From lattes to TDY perks, from perfect uniforms to printer chaos, this playful, sarcastic song celebrates the branch that flies, fights, and wins — often from the comfort of an ergonomic chair. Whether you’re active duty, a veteran, or just love a good military laugh, this one’s for you.

Chair Force Anthem (Latte Ops on Standby)

“Oops, Sorry Bro (Friendly Fire Blues)” is a laugh-out-loud comedy song that captures the chaotic joy of friendly fire in online shooters like Call of Duty and Battlefield. From accidental grenades to questionable tank driving, this anthem celebrates every gamer who’s ever gotten booted for “accidental” teamkills. Packed with humor, catchy hooks, and relatable lyrics, it’s the perfect soundtrack for gamers who know the struggle of surviving both enemies — and their own squad.

Oops Sorry Bro (Friendly Fire Blues)

How Many Times I Saved Jimmy is a hilarious, upbeat tribute to friendship, teamwork, and nonstop banter. Inspired by the real-life adventures (and video game revives) of David and Jimmy, this song celebrates the inside jokes, rescues, and brotherhood that define their bond. Whether they’re pulling each other out of mountain crevasses or reviving each other on Xbox, their story is a reminder that some friendships are built to last — and laugh.

How Many Times I Saved Jimmy (One Friendship Fifty Rescues and Counting)

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Cinematic spoken-word reflections on war, service, and the human cost of duty—told with raw honesty and reverence.

I love playing with words, finding new ways to put them together to express what I feel. I hope my poems encourage others to share their feelings openly and honestly. My aim is to paint pictures with words, making them sing in a way that touches everyone's heart and mind. Through my poetry, I want to create moments that everyone can see themselves in, exploring emotions and thoughts that connect us all.

Nada Samir is a gifted German singer and songwriter hailing from Frankfurt am Main. Born on June 18th, 1996, she has created a unique sound blending elements of pop, indie pop, and R&B soul. Nurturing her passion for music from a young age, she began writing her own songs at the tender age of 13, and by 16, she was sharing her talent by posting cover songs on YouTube. Her music career took off in February 2020, with the release of her debut single "Your Promise." April 2nd, 2021 marked the release of her critically acclaimed debut album, "Heartbroken." And on January 1st, 2023, she has recently dropped her sophomore album "See You Next Life." Her music is an honest reflection of her feelings and experiences, delving into themes of depression and self-discovery.

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