Lyrics:

[Verse]
I'm going out, I'm on a stroll, 
It feels like I'm the king of the world, 
Don't need no friends, don't need them bitching, 
But suddenly my pants start twitching...
I check my phone, what's going on,
I'm getting messages non-stop, it's like a ton.
Then I decide to check my plans 
And then it hit me like a 10 white vans

[Chorus]
OwO what's this, the time has come 
This is the part where we have fun,
Don't mean the sex, I mean the tension
The registration for a furry convention
(so pay attention)

[Verse]
I never thought, that I'd forget 
My ass is soaked from all the sweat,
The registration's starts in five
I wont be there unless I drive. 
I feel so nervous its not funny, 
Cant wait to part with all my money

[Chorus]
OwO what's this, the time has come 
This is the part where we have fun,
They need three numbers on the back,
They want to know your favorite snack

[Verse]
I have to read this website fast, 
I check all info and scroll past
The question "What I want for dinner?"
And if I'd like french fries or weiners (WHAT?!)
I click accept and then submit
My furry con will be a hit,
But the submission is not fired,
Turns out the dinner question was required

[Chorus]
OwO what's this, the time has come 
This is the part where we have fun,
I have to list my food desires,
And other shit this form requires,
They need to know if I have suits,
If I like girls or I like dudes,
If I have money to donate,
I have none left, not feeling great

I need a room, I hope its in the main
Cause overflows are real pain
I wait a bit and get new mail,
My registration was a fail,
I was too slow I was too late,
I feel so sad I'll go and masturbate.

[Bridge]
But wait a minute, there's still a chance,
Cause all I gotta do is start a bad romance,
I'll need a boyfriend, more than one,
I'll get a room, I'll get it done

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll slide into his DMs,
I'll send him couple nudes,
I'll make him feel amazing cause I'm so good,
I'll promise him my love, I'll promise lots of sex
But when I get into his room I'll cancel him on ex

[Chorus]
OwO what's this, the time has come 
This is the part where we have fun,
I mean the sex, I mean the pleasure
My ass acquired a 10-inch treasure 
And then a room at the convention, 
And I don't even want to mention, 
What things I had to do and say
So I could get this room and stay.
I got 10 boyfriends and a pet,
But I am here and I've got no regrets.
(Oh yeah!)

The Registration

I love furry cons, it's always so cool, 
I don't even speak English, I feel like a fool,
I hear so many languages it's like I am back to school!

I love hearing Slavic like some spicy Russian,
It hits me so hard, I get a concussion. 
When they on full volume are blasting some phonk, 
I cant understand them, but I'll stay strong!
I'll try to impress them with my massive schlong.

I wish I could flirt with that pretty twink,
Oh wait he's German, that's easy I think
Just play some techno, hit it hard,
And then slip in through his backyard. 
He's got lots of friends, I think they are Dutch,
Is that language different, I cant tell too much,
But I have a bicycle, so we'll stay in touch! 

I spotted some Czech boys, it's always a pleasure, 
They had too much booze, my body can't measure 
The proper amount of beer they can handle,
You hear them complaining, you know it's a scandle. 

I went to the disco, threw down with the Swiss,
I love hanging out, it's always a bliss,
But then they decided to go out for dinner,
That was so expensive, my wallet's now thinner. 

I got me a hot stud from the United States,
He is so damn handsome, I think it is fate,
Within 3 first seconds we fell in deep love,
And then we broke up, well thats unheard of!
I guess it's because
I didnt feel his peen when he gave it a shove!

I love furry cons, it's always so cool, 
I keep hearing French, those guys are such tools, 
They don't like me shouting omelette and baguette,
I guess that is why I cant get into their bed

I think I will have to install duolingo,
Cause I want to talk with all coyotes and dingos,
I need to acquire the special subscribtion, 
Or else my sex life will stay forever fiction
I'll try learning German, and English and Czech,
I'll study so hard with all hands on the deck,
I'll be so profficient and very productive,
I'll learn the best words to be mega seductive.

Languages

I got a room, but I'm in trouble
I got no friends in ANY furry bubbles,
It's kinda sad, but that's okay
It could be You if I just pray!

Five thousand furries! Where you at?
I need just one, I hope he's hot?
I'm not too picky, oh, I swear!
I'll guide you through the rules, no fear!
(So listen well!)

[Chorus]
I've got no rules, no silly questions,
A couple things I need to mention,
It's very easy and not deep,
Just need someone to share the heat!

[Verse]
Just keep it quiet, please no wheels
No youtube shorts, no insta reels,
If you want sex, the suit stays on,
I cannot handle human porn!
So when the lights are out, it's dark -
Just like a dog you gotta bark
(BARK BARK)

At 5am we pray to god,
Cause being faithful is so hot!
If you don't goon you'll go to heaven!
So PRAISE the LORD...
FROM SEVEN TO ELEVEN!
Amen!

[Chorus]
I've got no rules, no silly questions,
A couple things I need to mention,
It's very easy and not deep,
Just need someone to share the heat!
I got rejected every time,
My rules do not seem to be fine...
But you are smart, you will comply!
I know it's easy, give it a try!

[Verse]
We gotta do hot yoga,
And wear transparent togas,
And shower very quick, 
No time to waste, you prick!
No shitting in the room, 
Don't want your furry fumes,
A snug after a prayer? 
Just fill my pre-sex questionnaire! 
No musky huskies, can't be stinky,
[Pause]
Or just a little, I'm so kinky! (Yeah~)


Still got no roommate what a pain,
Come on! My room is in the "main"!
What can I do? I can't decide!
I'm honest, got nothing to hide
I got a message from the con,
It seems all roommates are now gone
I guess I'll try to paraphrase...
The con is starting in 3 days!

[Chorus]
I got no friends, and no suggestions,
Don't mean to cause you all the tension!
So could You room with me OH PLEASE,
I'll help you goon, or play or tease!
I will forget about my lord,
I'll never let you feel too bored,
I'll help you shower, help you suit,
I promise I will be so good.

[Outro - vulnerable, gentle, wind down]
I need a roommate really fast,
I've never had one in the past,
I will behave, I'll mew or bark,
I'll like your posts on after-dark!



Someone to share the heat (the roommate)

Yo, it's time to get together, time to break some doors,
You're gonna fly your ass to Sweden, throw down on the floor,
You're gonna bring a fursuit, maybe ten or more, 
All these bags will defo make you sore.

Since you're gonna bring your fursuits, gonna be a drag,
Hope you're coming from abroad so you get really jet-lagged,
Wait in line at the reception to check in your bags,
Hope it's worth the price tag, we silly furry fucks.

[Chorus]
On FurCons (FurCons)
You will have much fun
On FurCons (FurCons)
Never see the sun,
On FurCons (FurCons)
Showering is not what you do
On the con of cons
Your two balls gonna be so blue

On FurCons (FurCons)
You will stand in line
On FurCons (FurCons)
Never sleep, it's fine
On FurCon (FurCon)
Act like you're a Lion King
On FurCons (FurCons)
Starving dead is a normal thing

You gotta drag it all around, till you reach the place,
And gotta hide all your possessions with a straight-ass face,
Cause you cant be telling people you're on a con,
It's a private-ass event, wait till the normies're gone.

You gonna get your sexy room and your amazing con-book,
And stash your toys and smelly lube in all the bathroom nooks, 
Cause it's nice to be prepared for riding epic hooks
The con is full of horny people, it's just how it looks.

And you'll defo go to panels, cause it's time to play,
And you will come so very early and in line you'll stay,
And as you wait you'll hear some weirdos saying "bark" and "neigh"
Oh holy shit you got a seat, that took too long, hurray!

You're gonna roam around the venue giving out some hugs,
And getting high on smoking weed and other zoomer drugs, 
And as room-service just waltzes in you gonna hide butt-plugs, 
But you cant hide all the dragon c*cks, they're slimy like a slug,
And if the lady asks "dafuck?!" 
You're gonna simply shrug.

[Chorus]
On FurCons (FurCons)
Party till your dead
On FurCons (FurCons)
Never make your bed
On FurCons (FurCons)
Showering is not what you do
On the con of cons
All the walls have sticky goo

On FurCons (FurCons)
You will dance so much
On FurCons (FurCons)
Touch the dicks and such
On FurCons (FurCons)
Everything's gonna be a blur
On the con of cons
Just make sure not to say a slur

And if you say a slur, we're gonna cancel you fast,
We're gonna dig through all the tweets like twenty years in the past.
And you will get reported till you're feeling like an outcast.
You're life is gonna get erased, cause furry network is vast.
So just behave yourself, be nice and you will have a blast!
Just do a "Paws on Fire" thing and get your ass outclassed!

Hey Yo, the time is really ticking, picking up the pace, 
And you're busy catching up, your ass all over the place,
And you're not ignoring peeps, of course it's not the case, 
Cause you can barely remember anybodies face.
And when the con is really over we won't leave a trace
I hope you got someone amazing just to brace 
[Dramatic pause]
Your massive otter space 

[Chorus]
On FurCons (FurCons)
You will have much fun
On FurCons (FurCons)
Never see the sun,
On FurCons (FurCons)
Showering is not what you do
On the con of cons
Your two balls gonna be so blue

On FurCons (FurCons)
You had so much fun
On FurCons (FurCons)
Now it's over, done
On FurCons (FurCons)
You have met so many friends 
On the con of cons
The real party never ends

On fur-cons

Tracklist:

00:00:00	Babes on the Run - Power
00:02:41	Lee Moody (UK) - Busta
00:05:57	FISHER & Kita Alexander - Atmosphere
00:07:50	TOMAN - Verano En NY
00:10:57	Wuki - Ring of Fire
00:13:33	Ruso Eyh - This Is America
00:15:48	FLAKO STIK - MUEREN X MI
00:17:35	Fake Blood - I Think I Like It
00:20:26	FISHER - Take It Off 
00:22:23	Mau P - The Less I Know The Better
00:27:00	Twolate - Mayor Que Yo
00:29:55	Kevin McKay/Marco Anzalone - Technologic
00:33:41	Juos & Techno Tupac - Side Man
00:36:40	FLAKO STIK - TU NO METE
00:38:49	Technotronic/NightFunk - Pump Up The Jam (NightFunk Remix)
00:40:39	Cloonee x Chris Lake, Ragie Ban - Stephanie is Toxic
00:44:04	San Pacho - Baby Got Back
00:45:44	Cloonee X Fezzo - Kids (Mgmt remix)
00:49:54	James Hype - Don't Wake Me Up

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