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The incredibly tragic story of Gerome Smith and his soiled pantaloons. (Self documented)

3 years in the making. 11 songs of pure soiled goodness. Enjoy.
Created by @dapperbug, @garto_2, @thebosh067, and @alex-327535646 (with help from @bmgarf and @user-439015959).
Cover art by @zappaman1a.

No More Wet Dreams

It's Raining Empty Taco Shells

The incredibly tragic story of Gerome Smith and his soiled pantaloons. (Self documented)

3 years in the making. 11 songs of pure soiled goodness. Enjoy.
Created by @dapperbug, @garto_2, @thebosh067, and @alex-327535646 (with help from @bmgarf and @user-439015959).
Cover art by @zappaman1a.
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(@user-439015959)
Let's start this story on a normal Saturday
My name is Gerome Smith born in Santa Fe
Sitting on my couch the day was feeling kind of gray
The flow is super good but the bars are kind of gay
I was feeling constipated, in German farfrompoopen
Laxatives didn’t kick in, I was searching for some tootins
But that's when I found out, the artichoke I ate was raw
That shit just came out, the chocolate star, was so sore

Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants,
I farted in my pants, but it wasn’t just a fart
Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants
I farted in my pants, oh it may have been a shart
Farted in my pants, I might need a change of pants
I farted in my pants now that wasn’t very smart
Need to get to toilet but I don't know where it is
Now my pants are filling with this icky sticky shiiiiizzzz

Ass was bleeding, TP looking like Japan’s flag
I just made a million dollars, not like I’m tryna brag
Ice on my wrist so wet, I just made a city drown
You love daddy’s money, ice on your wrist, but it’s a hand-me-down
The massive log in my toilet bout to go down in the history books
Boy I feel like scooby doo  be messin round with mystery crooks
Boy I got prior knowledge to the grind, I'm a hardened vet
You think your baby daddy gangsta bitch I got him as a pet

Instead of sipping lean, I be drinking pepto bismol
My flow is getting better now, at first it was abysmal
The poops came first, the farts were just additional
If my opps pull up, bitch you know im bouta dish em all
My beautiful shits got me stuntin on the news
I’m smelling girls panties and I can tell that they are used
I sell my shit in jars and I bundle them in twos
All these girls think I am cute but I think they are obtuse
I’m spitting these bars and I think they are quite clever
My life’s like GTA but I ain’t playing as Trevor
The people recognise me as a national treasure
Cause all my stinky shits are always bringing nationwide pleasure
I just shook Joe Biden’s hand while mine was covered in my shit
He took it as a blessing and he went and had a sniff
He really really liked it and he started to get stiff
Then he took me to his office and he finished in a jiff

(@bmgarf)
Farted in my pants
I farted in my pants
Farted in pants
Let’s do it

They call me BM GARF, I’m wrapped up in my scarf
You be barking like a dog lil bitch arf arf
Nut Uprising? that shit is my jam
Is Garf the best? Bitch yes I am
Don’t uphold the law, that shit make me guffaw
Farted in my pants with dis dick in yo pa
Dunno if you knew but the BM stand for beatmaster
Watch me masturbate, yeah my dick is a cum blaster

Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants,
I farted in my pants, but it wasn’t just a fart
Farted in my pants, fa-fa-farted in my pants
I farted in my pants, oh it may have been a shart
Farted in my pants, Mommy please change my pants
I farted in my pants now that wasn’t very smart
Need to get to toilet but I don't know where it is
Now my pants are filling with this icky sticky shiiiiizzzz
 
(Goop)
I need to wipe my ass, and I might need to change my pants
Turns out I kind of like the smell, so I’m just sittin’ in my pants
Yeah I farted in my pants, and I know it wasn’t no fart
A shit, a poo, a hankey, a shart, it was just more than some fart
I watch my grandpa shit his britches then he threw it like a kong
When it comes to giving penis I am the king of the dong
I envisioned Sonic-Steven in my mind wearing a bright pink thong
Then smacked his peener to and fro like I was playing solo pong

Farted in My Pants (ft. goop and BM GARF)

Betrug

we're smelly and we're losers. 

this account is owned by @garto_2, @alex-327535646, @thebosh067, and @dapperbug.

(gart wrote this)

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